How would Veeky Forums coach their mom?

How would Veeky Forums coach their mom?

basically 3 work days a week.
squat every session. light upper work. alternate deadlift and rows each session.
get that ass and thighs thick

She looks familiar..

coach that bitch on how to properly cook a tendie

SS+GOMAD

This is the only real answer.

She's a conservative feminist everybody had their dicks hard for a couple years ago.

I'd eat Christina Hoff Sommers' ass

"user..... I need help stretching"

Reasons it with the Russian accent. My mom wouldn't be Russian.