When you catch a QT mirin

I don’t leave the house much at all. Does this actually happen?

>look in mirror
>'damn what a qt'

iktf

No. Don't try. Stay inside.

i get this occasionally, but it's not like it'll lead anywhere so who gives a shit

Anons what should I do when I'm walking at my uni and make extended eye contact with qt3.14?

Go up and say "Hi, what's your name? I'm user and this is a bit forward, but you're pretty cute. Let's get coffee sometime"

>the two cuties in my uni class always checking my ass out
Fucking thots

>shopping in hardware store
>wearing kinda tight shirt
>turn corner and almost bump into 8/10
>she very noticeably scans me from had to toes
kinda felt raped

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doesn't matter what you say, your bones do all the talking that matters

>when your mom has to tell you that qt was mirin after the fact

>girl staring at me
>I look at them they look away
>If they keep looking I smile and they give a smile back
>No matter what I just end up thinking they're not mirin, rather there must be something wrong with the way I look and they're just laughing at me know their mind
>24 kissless virgin.

Is that Vitaly

Sounds good. Go for it and report back. I'm too autistic to approach girls so I have to live vicariously through other guys success

>mirin qt: "user when you stare at me like that... I think you want to fuck me"
>look down at feet

Are you me?

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>goddammit mom stop making me feel bad!

Don't make it sound rehearsed

>getting Chipotle on break
>Girl at cash register smiles at me while I'm in line
>Get my burrito, steak of course
>Girl cashing me out asks if I'm going out for Halloween
>"No, I've got to work"
>She says "you're not going out at all?" And gives me a pouty face
>"No, I have a job to do. Have a good one"
>Manually walk out
Why am I like this

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Honestly because of the last two lines it sounded Alpha as fuck

You think so?
Checked

>manually walk out
What is that even supposed to mean?

he had to change gears? fucking americans i swear only know how to drive automatics

She has to be ugly enough for it to work

This
Get mires since become attractive 2years ago
Still khv

Nobody fuckin mires me except my fuckin mom and aunts. I don't even have a qt sister for fuck sake also I don't even lift they mire my noob gains fucking kill me I don't even want a gf I want to be acknowledged after all the lone years as a NEET

you should not seek validation, it's ugly.

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Had a fun mire today, about an hour ago.

>heading into goodlife
>want to say 'y-you too' to qt receptionist, but she's talking with some older european lady
>scan my card and try to sneak around
>suddenly old lady turns around and grabs me by the shoulder
>'excuse me young man, do you pay membership fees?
>'of course, i'm not a VIP or anything...'
>'sure you're VIP! just look at you!'
>head into gym, smash Press™ PR, finish workout and rush home to tell Veeky Forums

that felt nice.

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Wholesome old lady.
I only ever get compliments from peoples mothers/ the elderly.
All of my friends moms love me.
Am I just too antiquated? I can have 40 somethings rolling but can't even crack a smile from people my age. Was I born in le wrong generation or what?

"How was your day son?"

who is this semen demon

yespornplease.com/search?q=Kathia Nobili

Seriously, i need help Veeky Forums

When my ex left me i spiraled down into a massive abyss of sadness and misery. But after some time i got my shit back together
>transformed back from fat to fit over the span of 5 years, no skin flaps thankfully
>put a lot of work into my career and are about to harvest those sweet fruits during the next year
>managed to mangle down my massive autismo and shed social anxiety
>worked on my style to be as normy as possible
Hell i worked myself up from a sad cunt to a halfway functional human being
BUT
When i fuck girls i hardly manage to keep it together for longer than a minute at best until i nut. I never had this with my ex and it seems the older i get the worse it becomes.
It makes me basically non interrested in meeting or chatting up girls because even if i manage to score it will be a massive letdown for both of us.
As it seems all those work was in vain ;_;

>I'm user and this is a bit forward, but you're pretty cute
Is this what autistic, virgin, anime watching, basement dwellers actually think social interactions are like?

>be me
>gym crush takes the long way round to the water fountain past me to get a drink
>start imagining what our life together would be
>turn around to check her out
>she's gone

Stop looking at me.

>All of my friends moms love me.

ever fuck any of them? I guarantee you, at least 1 of them would want you to

Underated kek

my thanks to you

>work in a popular normie gym as a PT
>be 6'3 220lbs around 20% bf
>im super friendly with the reception girls
>occasionally see this Indian looking chick miring, lets call her Bindi
>im walking to reception getting ready for my next client, Bindi was walking infront of me and she reached reception first
>one of the reception girls says to me infront of the other giorls i work with "user you should come dressed as a prince for halloween, im coming as a princess we can match..."
>i just laugh it off, "come on, don't tease like that" she goes on to compliment my hair
>Bindi heard/saw all this, she never spoke to me before, i don't even know her name
>Bindi abruptly interupts our bants with "OMG why don't you just date already"
>i don't even turn around to look at Bindi

Kek'ded

>;_;
Stop

Alpha

>when your mom thinks every qt is mirin you and always insists that they were when they clearly weren't
More like this for me.

unbelievably alpha for Veeky Forums

Stop watching porn, practice kegal exercises, start having sex for love instead of lust.

>Ask girl if she's free this week and if she wants to go out
>Doesn't respond for a few hours
>Finally does and says "hello yes, sorry I'm just doing hw"
>Reply back no worries and ask when she's free
>That was last night
>No response still
Why? I don't get it

Bruh, 6'3 220 at 20% bf. You need to put on some size, you sound like a skinny guy with a pot belly.

>be at party recently
>nice chest and arm pump from workout prior
>go outside with a friend since he has to smoke
>cute black girl appears
>nice body, face and small
>"damn user you are looking really buff"
>"thanks"
>she is all over me the next hour
>dont make any moves because of you fuckers
>contemplated fucking her but i dont think I would be able to live with having fucked a black girl

thank you guys for making me unable to fuck black girls

she is a hoe, next her

if she wanted your dick she would have made a move instead of saying "sorry i was doing hw"

You're missing out, user. You don't have to wife them...

listen to

Is it ok to have high standards?

PuA

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It would absolutely work like a charm if you look good

BLEACH her.

Because of us you'll catch AIDS from men instead

Blackout on Benzos+booze. I'm not joking, it resets your hippocampus or something. In back up to 8 minutes till I cum, sometimes it's difficult to get off like I have to work for it.

Need to master the eyebrow raise, head tilt, half smile. Catching them mirin is great, but watching them get all giddy and nervous after they get caught is way better. It's about all I can do right now since I'm in a relationship, but it at least acknowledges that you saw them, you're comfortable with it, and you can laugh it off.

Holy fuck bro you're exactly like me. I get called "cold" all the time for speaking like that. Shit one time a girl spread a rumour that I was gay after interacting with her the way you did.

m8, black girls are pretty crazy, both in the head and in the sack. you can go for it, but tread lightly

omg don't say "this is really straightforeward"
it's not hard.
>smirk
>you're cute, let's go get coffee tomorrow morning

true

>smirk

Please tell me this is bait

I hate that this is true.

911

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check'd

Just imagine having a mom like this. Must be torture

Mires used to lift my self-esteem.
Now they're just a pain in the arse.

She's just not interested, user. Women are like that. You're probably not the only guy she messaged that night either. Just move on.

retard

Fuck

Fuck yeah, we alpha in here boys.

>when your female friends at uni point out that qt was flirting with you and you didn't realise

This is the third thread I’ve seen you post in. She’s uninterested, let it go autismo. No amount of posting on a Czechoslovakian fishing forum will change the fact. Retard

delet

Same guy here. Another fucking old lady mire!

>getting off bus at uni
>hear driver honking at someone, can't tell who
>driver comes out, a trim-looking milf. tells me i dropped my bus pass on the ground
>'sorry about that, i couldnt tell who you were honking at'
>'you should have assumed it was you, good-lookin!'

I want to smash all these old ladies, but
>tfw gf

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I would do naughty things to that cartoon lady.