Are you an assman?

Why are you an assman, Veeky Forums?

You must post a "visual reference" supporting your argument

I prefer..........
BREASTS

A flat ass is permanently digusting while a flat chest can work

Tits are better for looking at but asses are better to grab

Face > tits > ass > feet

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Heresy

It is the embodiement of fertility, the neolitic goddess. Fat stored in the ass allows for a better center of mass thus does not empede on the female ability to move in a tridimentional environnement. Big saggy breats causes an imbalance in the female posture, thus tiring her faster, slowing down the tribe and leads to shittier offsprings. A fat ass represents stability, fertility and health. There often is a correlation between a big juicy fat ass and wide hips, allowing for an easier and safer birth. Since the advent of agriculture, the sendentary life has corrupted men's ability to snuff out a fertile fermale and over time, women with narrower hips (genetic defects as it makes births more dangerous because there is less space for the baby to go out) and big saggy tits

>check'em

Good man.

You can say it in a less gay sounding way if you want.