>gym manager told me people were complaining that i stink
Gym manager told me people were complaining that i stink
you probably do
some of you motherfuckers need to take a shower before going to the gym
>gym manager comes up to me
>we shoot the shit for a bit
>"hey bro, before I go, I forgot to mention people have been complaining about you again"
>"which ones?"
>he points out two cardio bunnies, some pajeet, and a faggy little twink who shouldn't even bother squatting unless it's on my dick
>"heh alright man I'll try to keep it chill ya know"
>"thanks man, take it easy"
>spend the next several days harassing those people
>go without showering for a few days and basically follow the cardio bunnies around, make sure to belch my BCAA drink in their direction, grunt extra loud even when just reracking weights, purposely fling my sweat at them
>keep taking weights out of the pajeets hands and banging out sick reps as I stare in his eyes, he always looks away. fucking subhuman little shit
>keep giving twink form tips. don't let him do a squat without buttwink and making sure his knees bend inward. when he goes to bench I force him to basically lower it to his neck not his chest. when he goes to do curls I suggest he flings his whole body into it and use the 45s instead of his baby 15s
this is my fucking gym
>be me, bloatmaxxed
>walk into gym, take all the plates that are not currently being used
>put them on leg press
>dont actually use the leg press, but sit next to it all sweaty so it looks like im resting between sets
>no one else can use my plates
>no one ever says shit to me
>do this for an hour then leave, dont rerack shit
get the fuck out of my gym
High chance of pasta but otherwise why are you acting like a child my man,just take it and shower.
Shower you disgusting fucking pig no one likes you and get your ugly head out of dirty ass for once
no pasta
that was just this weeks story. I have many and post them some times. local gym owner is my childhood friend. I pay my dues to the gym, there every day. I get priority over these other cunts. they barely last a year, I've been coming since it opened.
this is my fucking gym and ain't no little fags gunna try to control how I behave in it. if they don't like it, they can go back to planet fittness where they belong
man i shower every day though
lmfao you are a genuine autistic manchild
Why do stinklets needlessly sweat so much? I work out hard and barely break a sweat. I see other guys get drenched doing basic weightlifting.
Wear deodorant then and have some respect people don’t like to smell shit you can’t blame them
kys
Maybe you got SHITTED
thats because youre a pussy who rests 5 minutes between sets
try putting some work in
SHITTED
You mad niggers?
SHITTED.COM
I'm surprised nobody said anything so far because I'm pretty sure I stink 24/7
I also secretly wish my jiu jitsu partner enjoys it the way that I do
>accidentally take a good sniff up close
>"hah dude you smell like that shit at the pool"
>"you mean like chlorine?"
>realize I said it outloud
>try to play it cool
>he doesn't seem to think it's weird at least no facial expression
>we both brush it off
help
lmao
1 internal core temperature
2 amount of sweat glands
I can't take this fucking board anymore. It's just /r9k/ with an inflated ego. Should i just stick to the sticky and never come back?
Yeah I laughed the first time I saw this
should be CRAPPED.COM
you should stick to reddit