High IQ, medical doctor parents, wealth, final fantasy haircut, have good face, frame, height, aren't fat, lack shame...

>high IQ, medical doctor parents, wealth, final fantasy haircut, have good face, frame, height, aren't fat, lack shame, etc.

how the fuck can anyone compete with this god?

By being alive

...

>Took roids
>Died because of the amount of roids he was taking
>Only barely looked better than a natty lifter, and even then that was down to leanness rather than size

Why was he so inspiring again?

well he died at 22 and im 23, so i beat him in being alive.

>medical doctor parents, so?
>high iq >dies to overdose
>i knew a guy who had that haircut, it looks fucking gay when its not styled and it takes like 20-30 mins to do
>good face/frame/height/fit/lack shame - has me beat in this, im 5'9

Anyone that competes with Zyzz will instantly win because Zyzz is dead and they’re not.

>Died from roids
You know what needs to die? That meme.

He looked dyel half the time, and the tiny mouth freaks me the fuck out. As far as his iq goes, he died of steroid abuse in a sauna surrounded by trannies.

He was all charisma.

He died at the age of 22 of a heart attack. He was a steroid user. What the fuck do you think his cause of death was?

You're right, it was probably a combination of steroids, cocaine and his congenital heart condition

Heat from sauna, dehydration from the alcohol, the cocaine he was on, cheap Chaiwanede roids, and most of all: PRE-EXISTING HEART CONDITION.

All of those factors combined led to his demise

You're an ass, its well known he died from a DNP related heart attack. That drug has nothing to do with steroids.

>high iq
Check, though I feel like my mind is rotting away
>parents
Both have good jobs, not sure what that hasto do with anything tho
>wealth
Working on it
>hair
Working on it
>height
You got me there
>aren't fat
Almost there, made some good progress
>lack of shame
Eh, who even cares
Don't worry my fellow bros; we're all gonna make it! Who'll be the face of Veeky Forums again?!

Lots of people from Australia go to Thailand for cheap drug binges. Odds are that’s why Zyzz was there and it’s what killed him.

Families often makeup stuff about family members deaths in order to avoid embarrassment or shame from their family member dying from drugs.

>too dumb to track his cardio health while using steroids/caffeine/alcohol in huge amounts
>smart enough to use a condom
Zyzz failed to reproduce, he lost the game of natural selection. If you manage to knock a girl up at some point you've already surpassed him.

You don’t think there are mini Zyzzlets around after the 100s of women he fucked?

> Pre-existing heart condition
> Steroid user
> Goes on an ampethamine and cocaine binge in a brothel
> Probablly on viagra to counter the above

No shit he died.

what was his height anyhow?

6'2

>viagra
>to counter cocaine