Veeky Forums Halloween costumes

Show me your costume bros

Im going as a ghost to all the parties I was invited to.

Mine was awful. Half wanted to go out. Half wanted to stay in and it ended up a multihour taxi phoning incompetent logistics operation of 'so are we going out or what?'.

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Bunch of us wore togas was pretty sweet. Cheap and good to show off my sloppy rig.

That's totally fucking awesome broski dude. Like damn bro.

thanks bro

Yeah that's actually just called Stolen Valor you piece of shit.
I actually serve in the United States Air Force and if I ever saw you walking down the street wearing that I'd kill you.
Fuck you

I don't think its possible bro, I don't play CoD.

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someone post the tiny Bane one

Injured my leg so i went for a war veteran

Fag

>Not taking up the ass
Neckurself

Nice outfit, travis

>these are the guys giving you advice on Veeky Forums
oh lordy

I actually thought that was Chris Redfield for a moment

No i know i'm a dyel i mostly lurk and rarely ever post, only posted cuz i thought i looked good

So, dressing as an action hero from Top Gunn isn't allowed?
You must be fun

>Not going as a member of the court of the owls

>hero
What did he even do? Besides take a Polaroid of a mig pilot

Who?

>’serves’ in the Air Force
>gets worked up about a navy pilot costume
>thinks anyone takes Air Force seriously

Can’t tell if b8

Did I do Hunter S Thompson justice?

Was Eazy E and my wife was Clark Kent.
>Omw to the party
>get text "btw it's costume party lol"
>fuuuug
>wearing my normal hoodrat attire
>wife just got off work and is in business casual
>stop by Target real quick
>4 dollar curly hair wig and 5 dollar superman t shirt from children section
>BAM! We now have costumes

>this is who is calling people small and/or fat in cbts
>this is who rates you in /fag/

I appreciate the anonymity of this place, but at the same time I wish you could have certain threads where a body shot or whatever was a mandatory first post

tfw not big enough for a Bane mask :(

pissening outfit LV

You need to be 18 to post here

I played a gig at a record shop's costume party the other day. A lot of roasties dancing like idiots. I didnt dress up because im lazy

You’re hot

OUCH!

I realized I haven't been invited to any party and I forgot about Halloween.

Not nearly big enough to be a Chad but it's a good idea user

hello michael

Not even close ese

god your wife needs to get Blacked

I was 50 shades of grey. I wore all grey and taped those paint sample cards to my body

idk u just look like my friend michael

lmao your wife is bailey jay. YOURE DATING A MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Same but to parties I wasn’t invited to

this

no, dude, it's not a fucking good idea to dress up as a Veeky Forums meme and go out in public

are you fucking insane?

Going as pic related

>all that makeup
yikes

I wish I was dating Bailey Jay. I'd suck all the Protein out of her

Redneck, costume was easy as fuck and let's me show off some skin without looking TOO douchy.

>"Muh elite Veeky Forums memes!"
>(You)

nice 'stume, bro

Meh she's just super pale, like porcelain. About the same size build and skin as Piper Perri

Mirin the fuck out of those calves and quads. They've always been my weakest feature

Underrated

I must have sold my soul to the devil or something because my legs blow the fuck up from training them once a week, and my upperbody is absolute shit no matter how hard I hit it. Thanks tho, bruh.

i'm doing my real halloween costume for a party next weekend, but here's what i threw together yesterday

trap?

Hmmmm

no

german?

r8 my larp

Never posted in a cbt thread cuz I'm too small to rate other people

I only ratr in/fag/ if i post my face, don't whe the directed blind hate.

I don't post blind hate on people i don't know why all of retards think this, i mean shit you're being a hypocrit in your post by bashing my looks and not posting yourself.
Plus I'm pretty sure you're samefaging

v nice

nice

mirin those legs no homo

You're pretty good.

yep

yikes

Simply delight

I wrapped parts of myself in bubble wrap, and made some FRAGILE signs out of yellow poster board to tape on me. I was a millennial.

epic win xD

HR told us we can wear costumes on the office this very 31st, even they're making a costume contest

Gonna be Papa Emeritus, just black shoes, dress pants and dress slim-cut shirt, black shoes and white gloves

And the mask I made it myself with plaster casts

I hope you have contact lenses to go with that
also
>slim-cut shirt
???????

I could get the contact lenses but for one night nah, waste of money

slim fit* shirt

I'm not gay but I'd make out with you in a corner and blame it on the witches brew

Thanks

Are slipknot mask ok?

>spindelnät
S O L L E N T U N A

yeah altough not many people will knot what the fuck you are, they'll take you as a random serial killer or something I guess

no, get a better mask than some nu fag band

Got the jacket, too.

How many Pennywise did you faggots spot? I saw 3.

thats a big tree

You're a medium sized guy

>going as a ghost
like this?

kalmar :/

Close enough lul

eh decent bain. needs bigger traps though.

She dressed in whiteface? Das raciss

Yeah, been working on those more lately, but been on a cut for a month and still trying to lose another 20 pounds before going on a clean bulk.

Ate a bit too dirty this year, but this month marks a year of going to a real gym. Learned a lot.

No, as himself.

for you

me on the left

>literally just a guy in a body warmer

throw in a red/camo cloth on your head and youre one of those guys of King Of Fighters (Ralph or Clark I think)

i stuck a few shells and bullet into the pouches
Thanks but i'm too small to even be close to them

>wearing an undershirt
You’re an insecure guy

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I did the same thing and everybody asked what my costume was. I hate basic bitches so much

for you

I'm going as a skinny fat dyel
Does it look accurate?

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