TFW Drunk

How long does it take to get over this feel?
Just came home and holy shot I'm dizzy as fuck. It just hit me . I am robot tier so I have never been drunk before. How the FUCK do people like being drunk I just want to roll over and pass out wtf.

Having a booze buzz is fantastic.

Go eat something and drink some water

Yeah drinking is shit. mainly for edgy teenagers and depressed workaholics.

YeSh I think my drinking carer is over. Just rolling over ton grab my ohone i want to pass out. Had to pretend I was fi e when I can e home and my dad asked how tonight was.

Nigger it sucks. My head hurts.

>not drinkin in moderation
>being this autistic

choose 1

kek. how much did you drink?

Eat lots and lots of fast foods. After you go to the gym and do some heavy HIIT on the treadmill.

yeah a buzz but this guy has never drunk before and then gone all out

Eat dry white bread to fill your stomach, it'll soak up the alcohol and you'll have an easier hangover/less pain in your abdomen.
Also it tastes pretty good when you're fucked up.

Are they not one and the same?

Probably like 10 standard drinks
I feel like I'm concusssed

I don't know how this works but recently I have been taking multiviamins before going out drinking and the hangover reduces so much the next day for me.

lie on your stomach, that usually helps me. and drink lots of water.

>broscience
>thinks the alcohol still won’t absorb into the system.

Take a shower, have a cup of coffee then eat and drink a bunch of water

Or drink more. Crazy as it sounds its of your options to feel better you might have spaced out your drinks to much and are feeling the come down rather than buzz

>have a cup of coffee
op, ignore this. coffee dehydrates you. seriously don't know why this meme persists.

Not him but It will absorb into your system of course bit it will digest slower as you've got the bread there too. This is why you get drunk quicker with sugar free drinks.

I had a coffee half an hour ago. Did nothing.

I hate thing feeling so damn much. I can think okay but my
Body is fucked up. Trying not to be sick desu.

>coffee dehydrates you
op, ignore this. seriously don‘t know why this meme persists.

You'll feel better after being sick though.

You'll probably throw up, it's natural and you'll feel a lot better.
Eat stuff like bread, burgers etc.
If you end up with a hangover in the morning, eat marmite

take an ibuprofen or aspirine and go the fuck to sleep

Never been drunk... drinks 10 drinks... of course you feel bad?

>coffee dehydrates you
No. It's a diuretic (makes you pee) but usually it's a net gain in hydration despite marking you pee.

Broscience

Don't combine painkillers and alcohol, that will wreck your liver

OP, drink some water and soldier on