Quick! You wake up tomorrow with your perfect body, the one you dream about. You have now officially made it

AN HERO

>she has a dick
>she
>a dick

Just ain't how it works.

Be a real human bean

Hit the gym so I can get even bigger

Become chad

I'd like to join in with this

Well I am getting to that goal anyhow, not sure if I will do it any day now but to wear a suit of armor and to carry a heavy ass sword, probably involved a lot of the 1/2/3/4 routine. From the squats that target the legs, which will help to carry that armor, to the upper body which will help to swing that sword.

I am seriously considering of doing this, going from europe into turkey, then going to Constantinople and just being this retarded person.

Still, would take like 5 years at least and I may want to try hema eventually to be actually lethal if I can get away with it lol.

Go to the gym and redefine perfection

Sauce

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