How to eat pussy skillfully?

I doubt this is true

Clit is like half an inch above the pee hole.

Why? Is she insecure about her pussy?

I made that mistake once, too. I was 13 and she had a really meaty pussy.

Yeah she never had a guy go down in her or orgasmed before.

has she peed before?

Some basic strategies

1. Make your mouth WET, try to drool a little, it makes it far more pleasurable

2. Technique isn't super important, but a nice tip is to pretend you're making out with the clit, DO NOT do the porno thing where you expose the clit and tongue it like crazy

3. Some chicks like it when you expose the clit, but BE CAREFUL, usually it's better to just lick and suck around it

4. If you want to make her feel like she's getting fucked, put two fingers into her vag and pull down strongly, hitting the bottom walls, then vibrate. All this while you're licking/sucking around her clit

5. Don't vary your moves too much, find one thing she enjoys and do it until she comes, keep an even rhythm

6. If she gyrates her hips too much, grab them and hold her still, this also turns women on

7. The female orgasm is mostly psychological, some simple dirty-talk will get you much farther than perfect tongue technique. The best I've found is just letting her know you enjoy it. "I can do this all day", usually just after you say that she'll come

8. The clit gets really sensitive after an orgasm, that's why most women will push you away after they come, it's time to stop

muslim detected

>tfw you do 5. and she takes her time and your tongue/fingers are going to fall off but if you stop for a seconds she magically resets

>subordinating yourself to a woman

Yeah, I forgot that point, be patient

I've gotten serious hand cramps from fingering girls before, you need to not quit

just write the alphabet with your tongue

the only skill you need is getting the clit

It's 2017 bro. Eating pussy is mandatory now.

virgin

Bro she’s an MtF lmao

It's literally less effort to diddle a girl's clit than it is to jack yourself off. Lick your fingers, cup her mound so your fingers are over her clit, then wiggle your hand back and forth a little using light pressure.

or you can lick up and down while you move your head side to side for best results.

also, you might as well finger her while you eat her out

for you

you are free to demean yourself all you want, base man (and I use the word man loosely), but don't expect others to

OMG don't fall for this bait, he is telling you exact opposite so you'll just embarrass youself. You need to:

1. Make your mouth dry, she will enjoy that extra friction and orgasm faster

2. Technique is the only thing that matters, go watch American Pie, learn tongue tornado

3. Exposing her clit to whole world will make you look alpha af, girls love this, so expose and broadcast

4. You don't want your fingers all sticky, you'll fuck her later with your cock, don't listen to that dicklet advice

5. Vary your moves, be creative and arythmic, same technique as shocking your muscles suggested by Arnie, shock that clit!

6. If she tries this just slap her

7. NEVER tell her "I can do this all day" or you'll have to. Instead tell her "C'mon bitch I don't have whole day for this"

8. The clit needs extra teasing during and after orgasm so she can fully enjoy it, bite it, chew it

Enjoy your hookers, kiddo.

i'm married and probably older than you, kiddo

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>If she tries this just slap her
Can confirm this works, not just during sex too

do not finger girls unless you know they into that honestly

Gotta give her the old lickaroo

>married
>won't eat pussy

Probably a good idea since you'd just be slurping up Chad jizz at this point

your conception of sex has been twisted by poisonous modern ideologies. you are less than a man and apparently proud of it.

What?
That’s like me saying “ oh don’t give me a handjob” like bro we do that to ourselves who cares

Kek

I feel sorry for your (((wife)))

I'll look her up next time I'm in town

btfo

okay.

don't finger me
I do not finger myself

You never tried fingering your prostrate while jacking off before?

...

you've already admitted you only allow yourself to be demeaned because you're worried you'd lose her to this "chad" fellow if you didn't. you're not satisfying anybody; you're demonstrating your weakness and allowing yourself to be dominated. you'll be kept around while you're useful and discarded when you're not. an obedient little puppy on a leash.

if your tongue gets tired, put your index and middle finger into her vag and the palm just barely touching her clit. Move up and start kissing her neck, licking her nipples and do a come here motion with your two fingers while also rubbing your palm against her clit.

girls go insane after that, especially if you just stop then fuck her senseless as she's really getting into it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Thoughts?

Does your wife have a Facebook? What is she into? I'd like to know how to break the ice before I break her pelvis.

I hate eating pussy, but all the ones I've gone down on have looked like a roast beef sandwich. I don't mind fucking them, but c'mon...

tfw could eat the pussy of my ex so good, she regularly begged me to do it

>mfw no guy after me will tongue twist her clit mountain so good like i did
>no one will
>not even me again

well, fuck...

>tfw my ex had a nice, tight innie and I let her go because her personality was shit
Why am I such a faggot?

You must not have done it as well as you thought loser

>all the ones I've gone down on have looked like a roast beef sandwich
this is why i hate myself

>roast beef
>= protein
cmon

watch porn to get a basic idea, then when with the actual woman you want to do it with, ask her to tell you what spots she likes as you're doing it. it's not hard and it's unique to each woman.

i'm the roast beef sandwich user

There's two parts to this eating pussy, and sex generally:
Skill: this is the rule book that anyone can tell you. Lick up and down, stick a finger in her pussy, suck on the clit, put a thumb in her ass etc. The skills aspect has a clear progression: learn the skills by reading or asking Veeky Forums, and then mastering the skills through repeated practice. As you learn, you'll need to consciously think about what you're doing less and less, and your actions will become more fluid and intuitive. Main point here is you just have to get experience, and accept that you'll suck at first.

Alongside skill, there's what we'll call intuition. Reading your woman and yourself in the moment and acting in a genuine way. For example, no "by the book" pussy eating method will ever tell you to rub your closed mouth on her pussy like a retard, but in the moment doing something silly like that may be fun. Maybe your girl is nervous and lightening the mood will loosen her up. Or maybe you've got some stubble and the friction feels good for her, and watching you rub your stubble against her pussy with a grin on your face and a hungry look in your eyes turns her on. Sex at its deepest isn't a just a technical skill, it's a dance between the psyches of two people. By the book technique is a general guide, not gospel.

you know what my biggest fear is? that my next girlfriend might not enjoy or even like getting her pussy eaten because god knows why

>has the fucking internet at his fingertips
How. How can anyone nowadays still defend not having any knowledge about some basic stuff like that? The moment it becomes an issue, you can literally just searchmachine it and there it is, all the info you ever need.
What the fuck. As an oldfag that had to grow up without these modern conveniences, it makes me mad.

>going down on a non virgin

Enjoy your hpv and cock flavor

virgins are shit at sex
they lack experience
they find everything remotely considered sex
gross
it's no fun

Enjoy your hpv and cock flavor

You are welcome Everyone

keked