State thread

howard county here

i go to either EAC or sometimes Coliseum

I like Coliseum's facilities better but since EAC is 24 hrs it's only ever crowded at like 5 pm.

UMD here

whomst is from iowa in here.
pls im so fucking lonely

yo hoco bro, feelsgoodman
you from the elkridge area? Marriottsville here, literally no gyms asides from MRHS weight room so homegym.
that place is lib shit, didn't some currynigger comedian come over there?

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silver spring
umd

is ur name puneet.
colosseumgym.com/
some nigga was talking about a 5pm time, sounds like you
if both of those gyms are overran by DYELs u can always stop by for a quick shag

Love EAC, desu

another hocofag?
damn
we have a lot of posters, though i was the only one

y'all wanna snap or something

yeah, elkridge / columbia

not puneet, sorry

What time are you usually in the EAC?

im dyel af but yeah if others are interested ill post mine

Cecil County checking in. Rained it's fucking ass off today.fml.

sure brah mine is kolagani12
got any roid dealers at ur gym?

lol yeah, kinda comfy tho like pic related
only reason it wasn't perfect was
>it wasn't a comfy rainy SATURDAY
>had a fuckton of studying
>no gf to spend it with

mine is yachtingcap

i have no fucking clue lol. like i said im completely DYEL

What part tho

It's still raining pretty hard, it would have been a comfy day for me too if I wasn't out running errands but when I was in the gym it was nice because almost no one was there, between the rain and hangovers from Halloween Saturday.

From hoco, but recently moved down south.

nice, what part

Also in MD, MoCo.

Ohh homegym sound fun, where are you located? Im in hyattsville. Prefer just working out though without the erotic since I have a gf, 5'2 Asian manlet with trap body if you don't mind that.

I almost forgot, here my kik (Stalini2) if anyone want to workout or go on a run together.

Sussex???

Anyone here UMD?

Newark / New Castle type territory

Upstate NY. Specifically Buffalo. Add me on snap: meowmyriamxo
Toronto could work but it's a 2 hr drive.

I go to the anytime fitness in Newark near Main Street.(UofD)

Implying Maryland isn't just the industrial district of Delaware. We are more southern than you fags, but one of us is the rust belt and the other had a vice president from the state recently.

Kek, the asshole of Delaware. No one would go to new castle except to go do some heroine and wake up in a ditch without their kidney if it wasn't for the rest of the state funding UD for you impoverished gimme dats.

Get out, this is a Maryland and Delaware thread. Lala gay boy Newyorkers aren't welcome you queer nozzle.

nobody gives your state a second thought, don't try to big dick anyone lol

Bunch of people too poor to live in DC.

or smart enough to avoid living in a literal swamp

timonium here who /retrofitness/

Merrit Club Towson checking in

Anyone go to mcdaniel

The only reason I knew Delaware existed was because of the signs I'd see right before the ez pass got hit up for $10 every time i crossed the bridge into that godforsaken place.

understandable, have a nice day

The company that I worked for had a deal worked out with the Merritt clubs. It was great for those folks located in Towson but for those of us who worked near Woodlawn or Owings Mills it was the absolute 9th circle of hell. So bad that I chose to pay for the golds gym in Glen Burnie.

I just moved to Texas from Maryland.

Raise your flag.

never been, are they crummy out there? I love the Towson one.

I think the one in Woodlawn closed down before I moved. The gyms themselves were bad because of the clientele and the employees. Which, if you've ever spent time in either place you'd know why.

Is that the one near FSK or the one in walkersville? I go to the one near FSK

Yeah I guess that doesn't surprise me lol, I hate Woodlawn, basically anything west of Baltimore before you get to Columbia is a bummer to me

Floridafag here, Pensacola area

The only good thing about Woodlawn is Pioneer Pit Beef. Other than that, west and east Baltimore County could cease to exist and I wouldn't shed a tear at all.

you're telling me you wouldn't miss Dundalk???

The waterbillies are great to make fun of. That's about it. Check out Mickey Cuchiella making fun of the back river on YouTube. It's spot on.

I've lived in MD for 5 years and I've never been to Dundalk. What am I missing?

Nothing. Between there and Essex it's where all the white trash reside in Baltimore.

Oh literally nothing, I'm completely kidding, the only time I think about Dundalk is when I wonder why is hasn't broken off into the sea yet.

It's like the MD version of Bayou swamp people, but instead of airboats they're on Mad Max-ified jet skis.

Stereotype as many MD places as possible:

Essex - Redneck hic juggalo trash

Dundalk - Essex but with the smell of shit from the shit plant

Charles Village - what John Hopkins students think Baltimore is like - until they pass Union Memorial and end up on Greenmount

Canton - Alcoholic paradise
Fells Point - Alcoholic paradise with parking
Federal Hill - Alcoholic paradise with that fucking Abby burger place, goddamn that shit is good

Inner Harbor - DISAPPOINTMENT

Towson - A poor people's annapolis

Columbia - Koreans
Elkridge - Koreans
Ellicott City - you thought because of the rule of 3's it would be something different but nope it's just Koreans

Holy shit, they sound like my people!

man, you legitimately nailed the shitty parts of all of these lol, especially Charles Village

I like Canton the most of any of these I think as far as somewhere to live. I think the Inner Harbor is a disappointment because we're used to it, I've had friends who visit from out of town and go buckwild for that place.

I'll tack on Pikesville - geriatric hasidic Jew population meets the pseudo-hood, also every 4th house is randomly a McMansion and comes with a stay at home mom who doesn't actually like her kids and lives in different colored velvet Bebe sweatsuits with rhinestones on them.

Clarksville - Whole Foods is shopping on a budget

ok this one legitimately made me laugh

do we count?
I mean, we're Maryland basically. Crabs, beaches, too many nigs, you guys have Baltimore, we have Wilmington.

Homeland - world's biggest WASP nest

So you're telling me Pikesville is the place to bag a milf?

move to lower slower.
Where we do things slower,
But we do things better
>t. Camden-Wyominganon

100%, probably at least sort of rich too from the alimony

I worked at a liquor store there when I was in grad school, got a loooot of attention from lonely, wine starved moms.

I don't understand what anyone likes about the Inner Harbor, everything is stupid expensive.

More places

Pig Town - Even Essex/Dundalk white trash steer clear of this redneck/ghetto pit of hell

Highlandtown - Espaniol

Pulaski Highway - That whole fucking highway creeps the shit out of me. Edgewood is a nightmare. The prostitute hotels are disgusting.

UMD Class of 2017

Now at UT-Austin.. Go Terps.

it's a tourist trap, shit makes a ton of money apparently

Hamden - hipster paradise, lotta weird restaurants that I feel bad for liking

Pulaski Highway at least has Chaps, but even that is literally in the parking lot of a "second rate on a good day" strip club

Mt. Washington - I'm barely wealthy enough to move out of the shitty surrounding area and will bankrupt myself sending my kid to private school to keep up appearances.

...

Pulaski and Chaps are like every other urban area that thrived in the "production job" heyday. Most of the money and jobs are gone but there is that one spot that hangs on despite derelicts that shit it up.

>that comfy ass drive to Western MD / WV that takes you through the mountain pass on 68 and into Oakland

you bros know what i'm talking about?

yeah I sorta love how it's sandwiched between Gold's and that porn store across the street, but I feel bad for the people who work there, they're always super cool but upon entering my objective is to get some fucking pit beef and high tail it the fuck out of there.

YES BRO

I went to school in South Carolina and would always take that shit on my way home

Wasn't always the fastest, but I'll never forget the first time I came home from college and took that route. Just me, the road, some snow falling, and some tunes. Never even tried going another way in my 4 years of making that drive.

>TFW
No Denver, CO bros on Veeky Forums

I don't know that route in particular, but I'm from the southeast and always loved going down 81 through the Shenandoah valley rather than 95 when going home.

MD is such an underrated state for aesthetics

you have the rainy neon sign nail salon aesthetic in columbia, around rt. 40 and then you have all the gorgeous scenic drives around Patapsco. You have historic Ellicott City. You have grimdark-ass Baltimore. You have lakes and mountains in Garret / Allegheny county. You have beaches.

>tfw recently drove to a friend's mountain cabin in Shenandoah, VA and spent the weekend playing darts and gin rummy and getting mistaken for a gay couple

Veeky Forumstest weekend ever

>tfw went to Deep Creek lake with then-gf over the summer listening to The Glow, pt. II and Twin Fantasy

i'll never be that happy again

>tfw driving through patapsco around Dogwood and Johnnycakes off of 40 listening to Spiritualized as it snows

fuck bro

love MD

MoCo - Entitled private school kids that like to think they live in DC
Source~ Grew up near Potomac

I went to high school in silver spring so fucking blow me

It is DC for all intents and purposes, otherwise you have fuckers asking if you're from Baltimore.

As someone who teaches at a private school near Potomac, I can confirm this.

youtube.com/channel/UC8Rt7E2JVz4fPmC8AhjDoaA

post Veeky Forums and MD related YouTube channels

MoCo bros, how's tinder for you? I can't get any fucking matches out here

I used to wade the patapsco off of Dogwood and Hollifield, right by Johnny cakes and fish every day after work when it was summer. I couldn't agree with your post more!

If you teach at The Heights I'm sorry

It's all either Frederick or Leesburg girls if your'e in the western side or UMD girls in the south

Blair or Northwood?

i met some guy named "buck" who was fishing in one of the ponds during a rain storm and he just told me his entire life story. it was fucking fascinating.

Blair. You?

Poolesville but my cousins went to Northwood

>baltimore county
>"Y-yeah, I'm from downtown baltimore"

i hate these fuckers so much lol

I grew up in Otterbein (near the stadiums) so it wasn't exactly super rough but at least I'm from the fucking city and don't have to act like I am for street cred

we have everything dude, mountains, beaches, forests, caves, it's all an hour's drive from Baltimore

also I love Deep Creek Lake, get in here man I feel like we've shared a lot of the same feels

it was honestly the happiest i've ever been when i was there and i'm thinking about just moving out there permanently.