Smokes

>smokes
>drinks
>eats pizza with coke
>53

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He also eats healthy, does a lot of sports like Karate and sleeps a lot.

>Is rich as fuck

eh, if you've made it by 40 you can pretty much have hookers and coke for breakfast three times a day
none it anything matters anyways.

>is literally from the Matrix

>im fat
>triggered

>sports
>like Karate

karate is a legit martial art when you dont learn it from some fat American in a mcDojo

He's the one dude

Almost like good genetics and moderation are what really matters.

There are fuckers out there banging lines and chain smoking who will outlive fitness freaks who chug down kale every morning by several decades.
You can mitigate a lot of stuff but you can't live forever.
Enjoying a coke and ciggie here and there is just having a taste while you're on this earth. If you're gonna dodge everything that might hurt you you may as well be dead already.