Bad Habits of Veeky Forums

Going on /fit is my bad habit, desu.

>smoking
>go clubbing and drinking every weekend
>do way to many drugs when clubbing

good thing is that i have gotten used to not eat crap, so i can maintain my bod by eating healthy and lifting while killing myself slowly

>can't help but eat when bored
>can't study properly

>I don't call my dad enough

>Finally be attractive and have my shit together but scared to get into another relationship because I've been burned so bad by exes.
>assume every female I meet is a roastie
>see a pretty girl and can't help but imagine life together

They have won. They have broken me.

Super paranoid that I lose my deadlift form after every rep so I take a moment to double check it and it's hurting my intensity.

>Binge on probably 5 - 7k calories worth of junk every week or every other week
>hell of a lot of sugary shit, pizzas, chips, all of that shit
>had a tub of twinkies ice cream yesterday, bunch of supermarket baked brownies, chips, pie of pizza, can't remember what else
oh boy fatfuck mode here we come
I need to stop

same, and they all seem to hide it well :c

I order food to feel better

>Cigarettes
>Weed
>I job hop all the time to keep things interesting
>25 but fuck 16-17 year old girls

I just drink too often.

I watch porn while depriving my wife of sex. Shit's fucked brehs.

>can’t stop fapping to BLACKED
Help anons i feel disgusted with myself post nut but the quality is so good and the white girls are just so sexy It’s like the ultimate taboo after browsing /pol/ for years

Black dicks look like turds.

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Go to sleep too late always

Drink 0,5l energy drink daily

Damn, this is true

I call my mom but almost never call my dad.

When I socislly pinguin on saturdaynight, i start to drink and kill all my feelingz and gainz

This is me. Coupled with minor/mild social anxiety, it gives me an excuse to stay in and not meet new people.

>A few words in and he already gives reasons to himself to not quit
hahaha cmom user lets put that bong down, you know it deep inside

>vape
>no social life or hobbies
>I fuck a lot of random women and when I feel they're doing me dirty I dropp them and go onto the next

>getting high not listed under bad habits

what a degenerate

>married
>want to cheat

>binge on coke and alcohol few times a week.
>eat too much fast food
>late for work EVERY single shift
>sleep way too much
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>I think i'm addicted to wrestling too and im waiting for the day someone chokes me out of my misery
waiting for a thicc daddy to chokefuck you into a state of ecstasy
>never masturbate
for lack of an object of desire. you simply have never jerked to to the thought of your ass being skewered like a boar
>falls in love with anybody who gives me the slightest attention/affection
desperate yet effete when it comes to love (typical of homosexuals and women)
>don't eat
subconsciously trying to achieve think mode

you're a faggot user just admit it

Smoking for me too, I quit but it turns out I have aspergers and fucking anxiety if I don't smoke

just once do something upon the first instance of knowing you need to do it; you will chase that feeling and become a good person. i think

Don't worry user, your wife is still getting sex. Her son will be more handsome this way anyhow.

I'm too nice to people and not disciplined enough

I unironically fuck trannies, I don't think that they're women either. I don't let them fuck me and in most cases I won't touch their cocks, and I also have sex with women but I also occasionally fucking rail a dude on hormones with fake tits.
Just thought you all should know.

the well known refrain of addicts

reminder: an addiction is anything that u cant stop doing (inb4 hurrrrrrr so breathing is a addiction user?:D:D)

I use to jack off an average of 5 times a day and have been doing so for like 8 years. I've started to slow it down to once a day and now I'm working on stopping entirely.

I sleep only 6 hours sometimes :/

Going on this website.

How old are you?
Is it always with porn?

Are you me? I share your tears brother.

I know that feel user.
Since my breakup (Only gf i had 8y relationship) I'm fapping like 5/6 times a day. I'm kinda of scared of meeting women and I know I'm fapping a lot just not to go outside and try to have real sex bc I have no social skills.

How we overcome that feeling user? All women are thot? Deep down I don't want to believe but everyday I listen more and more histories about shitty women.

>has the memory of a goldfish and the reading comprehension of a two year old
hahaha cmom user lets pick up a book, you know it deep inside

yikes

I fear this could be me in a couple of years

Drinking beer one day of the week
Slouching over my laptop
eating before bed

this

I jerk off to little girls in bikinis a lot

>smoker
>dope head
>druggo
>masterbator

Me too, user. Me too...

extreme laziness
depressed
social retard
bored with life, because i dont do anything
very negative thinking
addicted to weed
no job
cannot drive a car (legally)
behind 2 months rent, 2 months phone bill, 2 months school bill, 2 months healthcare bill. Owe people some ~100 euro.

plz halp

if you are asking that ALL WOMAN share some negative trait you encountered a few times.. the answer is no.

How can you not know this? I guess telling yourself this bullshit is a way of protecting yourself from being turned down. You are a pussy, and make up excuses (all woman are biches reeeee) so you dont have to engage in conversation etc.

But the real truth is; there is no black or white. there are all kinds of woman but they do have one thing in common; They find a guy like you repulsive. The way you think about them, is probably the stench that drove your exes mad.

Fuck off you giant mongrol, kys and make the world a better place.

You don't vape through a bong kiddo

34 year old non fit former megafapper here. Used to not be able to drive for more than an hour without jacking off. Basically if I was alone for any period of time, it was jackoff time. At work even. Thinking back, it was probably some kind of hormone imbalance that probably could have screwed up my life if I had ever gotten caught. I should have gotten caught. I'm so happy that since my late 20's I was able to slow down to maybe jacking off twice a day on a weekend. Keep your shit in check, and maybe get some bloodwork done.

Alcohol is the sole reason from all of my problems.
I drink just once a week but it takes me 2 days to get back to my normal levels of focus and productivity.
So basically I live as a degenerate 3 days a week.

>vidya
>eat absolute shit
>missing a whole week of gym now
I may have fucked up

I don't have a shower after working out at night

>spend a lot of time on my phone doing nothing
>do the above plus binge on sc2 when I have to study
>succumb to gf bullying and not sleep enough
>not have clear cut short and long term goals so I have no control of my life

>vape = bong
???

barely can put up a sentence haha, ye right user hahaha

Oh fuck off, you can barely string a sentence together too. Honestly I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder.

I ignored my dad and wished he died when he went to the hospital so I could get a week off of school.
t. He died 10 years ago

I can't muster the motivation to go to the gym after having sex. Pretty much every time I've skipped a training day in the past few years was because of that. Two years ago I was with a particularly horny girl for a few months and I had to go to the gym either in the morning before work or straight after work or I'd lose half my workouts.

Women are gains goblins.

On paper I work full time 9-5 but I stay up as late (early? we're talking 4am here) as possible and only show up at work at the time when I definitely need to be there - e.g. to attend a meeting, give a lecture, be there for my office hours, meet a student etc.

I'm academia so it doesn't matter that much and I often stay up late doing work related stuff anyway, but it really disorganises my life.

The times when I've had many meetings scheduled at 9am (I don't have any regular ones like that these days...) were the most organised and pleasant in my life simply because it got me into a rhythm.

It's past 11 and I'm eating breakfast; my first meeting is at 2pm and I will probably be on campus ~15 minutes before that

*I'm in academia

You can probably tell I just woke up from that post anyway. My life is a mess, albeit a relatively productive one.

I sleep on my stomach or in a foetal position, most nights

>juul
>compulsive internet & porn usage
>procrastinate fucking everything
>up until the asscrack of dawn on a nightly basis

Am fatty but still eat like shit just with some healthy stuff like chicken and veggies thrown in the mix. Explain it all away to myself by pretending I'm just "bulking".

>How we overcome that feeling user?
Never expect much of them. That's it. You'll be less dissapointed by doing this.

Someday you'll find a girl that will really be into you, I'll pray for this.

>too often I break my cut, then fast the next day to make up for it
>I lift solely to one day be acknowledged and loved
>pinning over ex, who is completely over me
>trying to kick my coffee addiction, for it down to 2-3 a day.

Bro, just watch Vixen or Tushy. Same high quality without the disgust of watching a shit colored cock plug a broad's hole.

>Do this yesterday
>Finaly set up my lasers optimal hight
>Almost burn hole through hand in prosess
Fuck you user.
Not doing shit today, vidya and work tonight.
Chicken an potato, coffe with milk and two sugar and a diet coke for breakfast at 4 in the evening.

>eat total shit once every few weeks
>smoke cigars whenever I have them available, though I don't buy them so that isn't often
>beat my meat like it owes me money
>procrastinate until pretty much last minute every time I have an assignment or responsibility of any kind
I guess I'm doing alright if these are the only real issues I can think of. It's good to still have work to be done though.

Tom Thumb/Safeway General Tso's Chicken Family Dinners...consumed by me alone in an evening

This made me text my dad. Haven't talked to him in WAY too long.

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Veeky Forums. :(

you don't sleep too much its the coke and the alcohol fucking up your REM sleep cycle so even though you get sleep your body never gets to rest. Therefore, it needs more time to rehab itself from training, stress and drugs

Smoke a pack a day. I'm in the military so I run almost every morning and lift every afternoon, still getting good gains. I just miss not having a sore throat 24/7

>Jack off constantly (will delete my entire porn collection, wipe my porn bookmarks/history etc. one day and be back to it the next)
>Waste opportunities, drop classes, quit jobs for silly reasons
>fall back to WoW, twitch streams, or Veeky Forums repeatedly
>eat almost nothing all day

I started Latin a few months ago and have barely made any progress, barely do any reading/writing. I exercise more than I ever have, but gains are pretty slow, especially considering my lack of eating.

Seriously respect anyone who can give up their porn addiction, its so damn good. I don't drink/smoke/do drugs at least, but spend more time on porn than nearly any other endeavour.

I drink real heavily every few weeks, but no alcohol in between. Like I lose count at 14-15 shots. I also tend to overtrain in between parties, maybe 6-7 consecutive days of intense lifting before one day of break.

If you're cool with it then why is it a bad habit senpai

Constant shift between working seasonal jobs, wasting away at home because I am too uch of a procrastinator when I don't have an occupation, and school means that I am the most dyel you can get.
For example, I will go from looking great and making progress in the gym, to forgetting about the gym because I moved, had a job interview, and don't want to buy a gym membership until I get the job. Now I am losing gains. It doesn't help that my diet is constantly changing, and I might go from having several drinks a week, to no alcohol the next. I'm easily peer pressured, one time my friends pursuaded me to try a psychadelic despite me having just got out of prison for a dui.

Dutch?

I'm also on the debts and negative thinking part, quit the weed 3 days ago.

>throw up everything i eat
>don't study
>do drugs

>dude weed lmao
>spend too much time on Veeky Forums
>watch too much anime
>read warhammer 40k novels

>dont drink to often but when I do I drink hard
>also smoke when I drink never did that before
>smoke weed but not often still want to stop
>binge eat alot I mean alot like 6k cals at a sitting
>procratinate going to the gym and when I do it like an hour and I half assed lift weights
>eat healthy one day and fucked up the rest of the week
>depressed and fat

fuck bros how to fix this

I love drinking raw gin.