What's wrong with modern men Veeky Forums?

What's wrong with modern men Veeky Forums?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21605673
euractiv.com/section/endocrine-disruptors/news/eu-recognises-bisphenol-a-as-an-endocrine-disruptor/
youtu.be/R0DvqkHWK5g
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Estrogen from plastic, public drinking water, and dairy.

Aversion to exercise. Staying up till 5 AM watching le Rick and Morty and taking bong rips. It's a plethora of things.

unhealthy diet with lots of alcohol and smokes

(((They))) are systematically lowering your test

Cigs actually boost test, but taking actual steroids would be safer and healthier

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>The series is recommended for ages 3+
>ages 3+

people consume less dairy than they used to. if anything, high quality protein and high amounts of fat soluble vitamins probably increase test. not a coincidence scandinavia is the highest consumer of dairy and has the tallest, strongest people on the planet

HOW CAN WHITEBOIS EVEN COMPETE?!?!

>tfw my parents raised me on skim milk

>does the thumbs up then presses her thumb down like a bomb trigger

>scandinavia
>masculine

The home of Sweden, the most pathetic place on earth

No conspiracy theories

It's sedentary lifestyle and high sugar/carb diet which affects hormones and sperm counts and a bunch of spoiled bitches who account for the generational culture of never pushing ourselves or extending into uncomfortable situations.

Can't really blame them though can you when

>You can bust your ass for your entire life, maybe having to move to a nontrendy place for work (like kansas city or Indianapolis or (gasp) the south) OR just take it easy and live on the unemployment dole/ find some minwage job and live with a bunch of fellow numale roomies in the city
>TV, Video games, Porn, Drugs are all higher quality, more socially accepted, and more readily available than they ever have been
>You can always swipe right if you want to get layed
>The media makes building a foundation and family look like something chumps do

This blaming feminism/ the left is an explanation but certainly not an excuse. Past generations of men would have risen to the challenge and built a life for themselves anyway.

Basically our society has made it incredibly easy for a man to stay in his comfort zone for his entire life. I'm sure when this generation of do-nothings hits their mid to late thirties and wishes for something more we'll see an increased rash of suicides when they realize that they should've started working years ago for the life that they realized they wanted too late.

I'm sure they'll continue whining about inequality and stagnant minimum wages and whatever else is the buzzword in the future but they'll soon reap what they sow.

pic related

Forgot to clear the name field from another thread lol

>HURRRRR MY RAMPANT FEELINGS OF INSECURITY AND INCOMPETENCE MUST BE THE JEWS FAULT

BAKA coming up with this contrived conspiracy theory to explain why you can't move out of your rents basement BAKA BAKA

Don't worry, everybody knows you're from reddit.

#teamellinor

Ya got me lol
It's me secret reddit /r9k/ guy haha

Macadmaia nuts
Brazil nuts
sunflower seeds
pumpkin seeds
oysters
chicken,beef,pork
rice
potatoes
broccoli/ cauliflour (anything green)
Onions
eggs
raisins
garlic
apple cider vinegar
butter (optional)

if you have low T youre lacking Magnesium, Selenium , iron, and possibly zinc.
add these foods to your grocery list to increase Test 4-500 points

also drink pomegranate juice... its expensive, you just need a glass a day.


fuck pasta, fuck bread, fuck soy

forgot mushrooms.... also be wary of your seeds, some companies roast them with soybean oil.

That's unironically one of the most garbage pants on head retarded collection of drivel I've ever read

>Why do you think most Asians are so scrawny
Because the masculine features you described are highly heritable in first world environments and Asians are simply less masculine on average.

>fuck pasta, fuck bread
What carbs should I eat then? Potatoes don't give me enough. Do you just eat rice every day? Or no carbs at all

oats, rice, sweet potatoes, turnips, potatoes

>drank a glass of milk a day growing up if not more
>6'5
>need insane amounts or food for gains

Why do they do this?

post the tl;dr version

>t. 18 year old "im mature for my age and people just dont understand me!" who unironically follows sam-hyde

>men

>i'm illiterate

literally kys

Wrote all of that and finishes it with "For benis in bagina matters..."

Really hope none of you read all that like i just did.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. To call this bro science is an insult to bro science. This is tinfoil hat alert, Alex Jones conspiracy theorist bullshit. It literally borders on paranoid schizophrenia.

all these salty nu-males

keep rubbing those receipts all over your hands ladies

>keep rubbing those receipts all over your hands ladies

LMAO what? Do reciepts leak estrogen now or something?

you didn't fall for that bait post did you?

glorious numbers

I did the same and I’m 5’10. As far as I know there’s not a single real study showing that milk makes you taller

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21605673

euractiv.com/section/endocrine-disruptors/news/eu-recognises-bisphenol-a-as-an-endocrine-disruptor/

suck my nuts nigger

>thermal paper doesn't contain bpa
Good... GOOD!

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Wrong links? They have nothing to do with reciepts. Also i buy my shit online and don't work a office job. I haven't touched ink since 10th grade before i left school to get a job as a brick layer like a man. Can you say the same, Ink dipper?

the whole issue with receipts is BPA dipshit

they're probably tall because larger animals do better in cold places

Is the second kid Jeb!?

nah bro thats just those guys, the rest of us are all good

>don't eat meat
>and don't consume any dairy
>oh don't eat legumes either
>and don't eat soy
>all protein sources are bad because reasons
This is some really long bait, but it gives itself away too early.

Sorry, i must have missed the class where they were handing out the /pol/ kool-aid. What's it like believing everything load on nonsense you read? I bet you're excited for Santa to come this year huh, little fella?

But those are two ((they)), an Asian and one other guy. Did ((they)) accidentally get caught up in their own schemes? Because ((they)) suffer a lot from the stuff themselves, with ((their)) women being some of the worst coal burners.

(((White)))

You know the funniest part? They're still above you. Because they don't give a shit. They accepted that they aren't masculine and move on with their lives. They won't slay pussy but they will probably get into relationships and have a friendly social life.
Meanwhile on Veeky Forums
>i-is my wrist b-big enough?
>i'm a manlet is so over:(((
>5 years and im still a DYEL
>tfwnogf

You claim to be masculine because of the muscles or political stance but most of you are insecure little cunts who are self-loathing and narcissistic at the same time and have absolutely no idea why people don't like you.

A lot of rage for a hired reddit poster

UUUU

>implying its not nu-Veeky Forums who is reddit

The biggest difference between reddit and Veeky Forums was that at least this site was self-aware. (hence the Veeky Forums is smart people pretending to be retarded) a bunch of anime loving autists discussing things.
Now you have college dropout friendless NEETs living in a basement talking about humanity and future and virgins giving relationship advice.

HOLY KEK THATS LE BANE MAYMAY

y does he wear le mask lmao! i saw this on /r/Veeky Forums!

Holy kek my dear gentle sir! I too long to retun to the old days before le normals invaded

Blasted normals! Rooooooo!

Am I doing it right?

Anyway, I wish I had Veeky Forums gold to award you with.

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cringe lol

He says "mass produced" meat and dairy.

Great reading comprehension famalam.

>Hurr I'm going to just shit on what he has to say and ignore the studies showing he's right


I'll have fun impregnating your future wives seeing as all of you'll be unable to.

I believe anyone that knows what sage is, is more from here than anyone who accuses people of being from reddit

>tfw drink from a plastic gallon of water jug 24/7

never gonna make it

Someone get this hothead out of here!
youtu.be/R0DvqkHWK5g

In all seriousness, it's painfully obvious you are new (i.e. you came here after the 2014 shitfest). Want to know how I know?

boi ive been here since before the reddit invasion

i used to trip here infact kid

>i used to trip
bait

ok kid

I think the fact that Scandinavia has such tall genes comes from natural selection in very harsh habitats (very cold, always at war), not from how much dairy they intake compared to other products.

>t. manlet who has always drank a lot of whoke milk

Fuck off scoob

its sol

I live in a rural part of my country and I have had way more natural things (as in non mass-produced, self-grown stuff) such as lamb meat from oldschool sheppards, self grown veggies and fruits, even our own olive oil (mediterranean country) and I can assure you my body is still that of a very scrawny beta nu male.

Fucking conspiranoids are retarded as fuck.

no one cares about /tv/ cuckshit

I wish anime was real, or that I was anime.
Then I could fuck Konata and cum inside her.

>Blasted normals! Rooooooo!
Fucking kek

Right?

There was once a Wolf who got very little to eat because the Dogs of the village were so wide awake and watchful. He was really nothing but skin and bones, and it made him very downhearted to think of it.

One night this Wolf happened to fall in with a fine fat House Dog who had wandered a little too far from home. The Wolf would gladly have eaten him then and there, but the House Dog looked strong enough to leave his marks should he try it. So the Wolf spoke very humbly to the Dog, complimenting him on his fine appearance.

"You can be as well-fed as I am if you want to," replied the Dog. "Leave the woods; there you live miserably. Why, you have to fight hard for every bite you get. Follow my example and you will get along beautifully."

"What must I do?" asked the Wolf.

"Hardly anything," answered the House Dog. "Chase people who carry canes, bark at beggars, and fawn on the people of the house. In return you will get tidbits of every kind, chicken bones, choice bits of meat, sugar, cake, and much more beside, not to speak of kind words and caresses."

The Wolf had such a beautiful vision of his coming happiness that he almost wept. But just then he noticed that the hair on the Dog's neck was worn and the skin was chafed.

"What is that on your neck?"

"Nothing at all," replied the Dog.

"What! nothing!"

"Oh, just a trifle!"

"But please tell me."

"Perhaps you see the mark of the collar to which my chain is fastened."

"What! A chain!" cried the Wolf. "Don't you go wherever you please?"

"Not always! But what's the difference?" replied the Dog.

"All the difference in the world! I don't care a rap for your feasts and I wouldn't take all the tender young lambs in the world at that price." And away ran the Wolf to the woods.

Feminism, and The Jew.
/thread

Pretty cringy to be quite honest. The point is that are unaware that theyre not masculine, and all the stupid minutiae that you detailed is just fit having an awareness of what makes you masculine.

Who has a higher t-score, a short skinny dyel who doesn't get his dick wet, or a tall broad man with muscles that fucks?

Right.

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Weird

>The point is that are unaware that theyre not masculine

they are completely aware, they just dont care. if it bothered them they would go to the gym. thats about it. in contrast, Veeky Forums is aware and insecure about it. also
>using extremes as examples
>thinking Veeky Forums fucks when every 2nd thread is tfwnogf

Caring about ourselves, having standards and even suffering in an attempt to achieve it is worth it and truly makes you superior to the one who just live a life of licking sloppy seconds from fat whores. I once was like you, you are in for a brutal wake up call (or death)

I don't understand why there are so many shills dismissing this pic as conspiracy.
These are known facts.

>people do less manual labor
>don't need muscles
>breed with other who do non-manual labor
>this happens
Modern man is just adapting to modern work culture. You don't need a strong back to sit on the computer all day.

>young adult thinking he is better than everyone else
wow, never seen that one before

I used the examples that you brought up, silly. Also how do you know that they are aware? Nobody else besides the mentally ill lookism faggots takes an interest in knowing this stuff

>Also how do you know that they are aware?

because unmasculine people know they are unmasculine, you arent smarter than anyone else lad. if someone doesnt go the gym it means he thinks his life wouldnt improve by doing so. you arent some smart motherfucker for google-ing greek literature and picking weights up and down. youre the epitome of a speudo intellectual pretentious faggot

>if someone doesnt go the gym it means he thinks his life wouldnt improve by doing so
Or they could be lazy sacks of shit, you know, like a significant proportion of the population?

no. when you make a decision you weight the effort you put in and the potentional outcome. if they think it would worth it they would go to the gym regardless if theyre lazy or not.

Cope harder

Wow, nice sweeping generalisations and assumptions, friend.

This is the Veeky Forums board mate, and if you think fitness and reading is dumb (not that I go for greek literature) then I don't think your daddy did a very good job with raising you.

I'm guessing you entirely missed the point of that.

Freedom that is uncomfortable vs slavery that is secure. The numales have chosen the latter

Yeah but you chose a very meaningless and roundabout way of representing it.

>This is the Veeky Forums board mate

exactly. im fucking tired of dyel /pol/tards who think they will save humanity because they stopped pissing in plastic bottles and shaved their neck

>reading is dumb
reading isnt dumb but almost everyone who wants to get into philosophy and even psychology starts with the greeks. its not wrong but its literally beginner tier and people here try to sound smart with it which makes it hilarious. also they said a lot of stupid shit and were wrong in a lot of aspects

>BEEP BOOP PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY RATIONAL ACTORS DISREGARD EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY BEEP BOOP
Are you a lolbertarian by any chance?

>le everything is meaningless wake up sheeple mindset
You're 3 years late

>i can only talk in memes
>im disconnected from reality
wow, autism make you sound so smart user!

>LOOK AT ALL THESE STUPID EXCEPT ME HAH IM SPECIAL AND VERY SMART

Seeds have anti-androgenic properties, particularly pumpkin seeds, dumbass.

You truly are a maieutic genius. So snarky, so witty.
That's fine user, we're not here to save anyone.
Since my test levels doubled naturally I'm way happier, I managed to lose KViniyy, I have more energy and I can manage to make the people I truly care for happy and proud. This wasn't true when I was an edgy nihilist just like you. I was a faggot, and a useless weight on society.
Some people are better than others. Underage b&s will read my post and follow what I did and obtain better results than me, because they are wiser than I was at their age . We do this for them, not to convince you

>dairy

This isn't even a meme, it's just retarded

>i was a pathetic piece of shit once so ill just imply that everyone else is a pathetic piece of shit too otherwise i couldnt feel superior

as i said: pol/tards who think they will save humanity because they stopped pissing in plastic bottles and shaved their neck

You were below average thinking you are average.

Spinach, Baby Spinach, Oats, Any protein (pork, Chicken, Beef), potatoes (boiled), Eggs, Bananas, Lemons

You're sorted for life