>eating once a day is bad for the stomach >carbs will fill you up eat more of them >big muscles are bad no girl likes big muscular guys >squatting is very bad for the knees >deadlift? Your lifting with your back that’s bad for you >sources healthyeating.com as proof for shit tier nutritional advice
Lucas Powell
>big muscles are bad no girl likes big muscular guys I never got this.
Why the fuck do they LIE about that?
Benjamin Russell
>implying women have any awareness of what actually turns them on
Alexander Nelson
My mom is dumb when it comes to healthy food She thinks that it's ok to eat fried chicken just as long as you don't eat the skin cause that's all the fat. Breh. I feel like mom's don't want their sons to be fit cause they don't want us to find another special girl and we'll be taken from them
Dominic Ramirez
>implying lifting for what women deem attractive
Brayden Cox
>start exercising, eating better, lose weight >"user do you have an eating disorder?"
Aiden Gray
Its true though. Most of the bad shit is in skin
Easton Gonzalez
>raging because your mom is concerned about you, however misguided her concerns might be are you autistic?
Josiah Watson
>lose weight >mom tells me I look like a bobble head >starts cooking all my favorite foods whenever I come home jokes on her, im bulking now a-are you telling me if I make it my mom wont love me anymore?
Jacob Cruz
>eating once a day is bad for the stomach it's not, it's bad for the glucose levels. >constant low blood sugar >ingest giant one meal for day creating huge spike >have high blood sugar for a few hours until it normalizes >get's low again >repeat
Hudson Jones
brainlet here, whats bad about that? also is it bad for weight loss?
Landon Gomez
When they say women don't like big muscles they're referring to big bodybuilders and dudes with the roid looks, completely disregarding the time and effort needed to get there and immediately saying dumb shit like "you should take it easier at the gym". They do love some natty muscular, lean, athletic body.
And also this: They have no fucking clue sometimes.
Daniel Bennett
This All women say they want a nice guy. What they're really attracted to makes them feel bad so they never admit it, or they really don't know because women don't logic.
Dominic Powell
This.
Michael Cruz
These really fucked me as a kid.
>You can have as much soda as you want with dinner, just drink a glass of water to balance it out. >Go ahead, have an extra bowl of ice cream. You're young, you'll burn it off. >Eat an orange with your XL bowl of breakfast cereal to even it out.
>Enter high school as an obese wobble monster because I thought nutrition was a point-based system that relied on balancing out bad eating with good eating.
Grayson Bailey
Nah, it's just HIIT training for your pancreas
Robert Watson
>eating once a day is bad for the stomach >carbs will fill you up eat more of them These are true. >big muscles are bad no girl likes big muscular guys This is partially true. Believing there is 'one type of man' that women like shows your lack of experience in life. >squatting is very bad for the knees It actually is because most of you go past 90 degrees, and you try to increase the resistance too quickly for real adaptation to occur, because of peer pressure. >deadlift? Your lifting with your back that’s bad for you If you do DLs wrong, you'll fuck up your back. That being said, again, most of you try to progress the resistance too quickly due to peer pressure, and you end up injuring yourselves.
Josiah Rodriguez
>implying you know a goddamned thing about women, being an underage b& virgin
Sebastian Wright
>carbs will fill you up eat more of them I actually misread that; carbs WON'T 'fill you up', except with FAT. My bad.
Nicholas Green
Mom always complains how she can't digest big meals. She will stare in awe if somebody has two warm meals a day. But she'll compensate by munching on bread and cheese all evening and then wonder why she feels bloated and how young people "get away with" warm suppers and such.
Also the constant enlightenment about how food X is really good for you, then backpedalling a few weeks later ("it really has lots of energy after all") after no positive results, needless to say she never stopped with the bread and cheese.
"Oh I don't eat in the evenings because my stomach is so sensitive" --- > continues the bread & cheese binge.
Elijah Sanders
>"So user, I started reading about vaccinations online..."
Gavin Fisher
look on the bright side, you actually ate some healthy food
Benjamin Carter
That's how diabetes happens
William King
The thing you said about big muscles and girls is incorrect. OPs mom said that no girls like big muscles, not some, making it a simply wrong statement.
Aaron Taylor
what if I eat 2 large meals a day with some snacks in between?
Chase Ramirez
>Mom understands that I put time and effort into researching what I put into my body >She trusts I'm old enough to make my own decisions >Although she's not interested in lifting she always asks me how my progress is and encourages me to stick with it if I'm having a bit of a plateau Thanks mom, you're alright.
Wyatt Walker
my favourite is when I've just finished 2 hours at the gym and my mum chastises me for eating like a pig when im looking to shove as much protein and carbs in mouth as possible.
Robert Brown
>height doesnt matter user, now go get a gf! o-o-ok mom
Jonathan Lee
fucking kek
William Hill
>if you're hungry, eat! You're a growing boy and need to feed your body
i wouldn't have come out as fat if mom had never given me any health advice.
Landon Reyes
To weed out gymcels, Chad only!
Mason Parker
My mom is actually extremely healthy and fit even at age 60 but there are certain things she seems to believe: >yoga burns just as many calories as running >protein powder is just as bad for you as steroids >salad is as good for you as sauteed greens >expensive cheese is good for you because it's more natural >it's better to use machines than free weights because you can hurt yourself more easily with machines and the motion is easier
I've discussed a lot of this with her and I'm trying to get her to start squatting
Logan Torres
Are sauteed healthier?
Gavin Diaz
it's not the method of cooking, it's that romaine lettuce with vinaigrette contains far fewer nutrients than a dish of spinach or kale. I fucking hate lettuce
Joshua Foster
True Cooking can also remove vitamin c from some veggies tho. But it also makes the nutrients in carrots more bioavailable
Caleb Gray
>it's better to use machines than free weights because you can hurt yourself more easily with machines
Nolan Evans
protein powder is as bad as steroids though, aka perfectly safe
Austin Gray
Enjoy your heart problems in your 60s
Benjamin Parker
I enjoyed this feel. Love you, ma
Ethan Baker
lol what a moron
Asher Campbell
>You're a handsome boy >You must be getting attention from all the girls
Samuel Williams
>started lifting after moving out >visited after adding 10kg of muscle >she said NOTHING about it >when I told her of my progress she went “wow, really? I don't really see it.“ WHAT THE FUCK MAMA
Leo Sanchez
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Angel White
>just do three sets of 15 for everything >never bench press alone the fuck do they feed Marines that makes them so stupid?
Isaiah Wood
Crayons
Tyler Bell
based momma.
Charles Ward
I mean, there are recent veterans who still say 5.56 was designed to wound instead of kill. Surely a little colored wax doesn't fuck you up -that- bad.
Matthew Richardson
Fuck. Caught me off guard.
Easton Garcia
hey grandma that pie looks good but I'm cutting weight. >why would you be on a diet, you only have one life enjoy it you could die tomorrow. manja!
>"hey user are you hungry? I made fish. " sounds healthy >sure just one piece is good I'm not that hungry. >"sure user" >brings out three pieces of fish, a salad, two slices of pie and puts a box of cookies in front of me half way through.
ffs grandma goblin. sometimes I cave for the pie.
Zachary Clark
Is three sets of 15 bad? It seems like a balanced option.
Benjamin Green
I fucking hate this one so goddamn much. I've come to terms with being ugly just stop lying to me for gods sake.
Josiah Robinson
>before I started going to the gym >user you need to find a gf
>after I started going to the gym >user your thighs are too big
Levi Taylor
>Lift >Become objectively attractive >Doesn't matter what people say or think, everyone is helpless but to deem me >U deemin brah? (said to cardio bunny, no homo) >pic related
Angel Johnson
>just realised deemin sounds like demon >mfw >no thx zyzz
Jaxon Taylor
>also checkum >catching dubs like ash ketchum >mfw >pic related (shit was so cash)
Parker Moore
Is fasting all food one or two separate days a week bad?
Justin Hernandez
Fuck off samefag
Parker Anderson
I too enjoy this feel
>mom is PT >dad lifts to prevent age related degeneration >have seen my cutting results over the summer >even if they think there's a better way to lose weight, they'll still accommodate my diet to the best extent possible >only complaints are "do more cardio" and "eat my cooking instead of your powder"
tfw loving family
Angel Roberts
His mother must really hate him
Levi Smith
Name a single steroid user that had non-congenital/genetic heart issues
A single fucking one
>hurr arnie Had the same heart problems as his non-steroid using father >hurr zyzz No one REALLY knows what the fuck happened but it was reported he had an unspecified congenital heart defect
So give me a name.
A single name Of any person ever who had a steroid-based """"heart problem""""
Literally all of the old steroid users are healthy as fuck, from Zane to arnie to yates
Alexander Rivera
Do more cardio, user
Caleb Phillips
Before cycling 150 km >don't overdo it user, you might collapse It is not a race, I don't do a insane sprint in the end. >you look too skinny >eat something I had a BMI >21 at that point
Jaxson Ross
Woah there, calm it with the roid rage!
Juan Howard
>Arnie You mean his steroid using father? No really? And I thought it was from his mother. Can't keep the story straight can they?
Zyzz fucking died because he had a bitches heart and decided that just doing more gear then micheal phelps while doing fuck all in the gym was the best way to go about things. He's a lazy spoiled kid who died stupidly.
Hunter Nguyen
My mom always tells me I'm perfect the size I am, and wants me to stop lifting.
When I did a cycle of Test and Dbol my face puffed up a bit and I told her I was on creatine lol. Now whenever I actually use creatine she goes oh no user your face gets puffy when you take that don't!!!
Jaxson Miller
My fiances parents are dumbfounded that I exercise as much as I do. (3 days lifting, 2 days cardio). I just like exercising. They can't fathom that. They're always like "what are you trying to get super skinny" as if human beings aren't supposed to move around and get exercise
Evan Brown
you're an idiot.
Jack James
they're talking about roiders and synthol oil freaks they see on TV. non-gym going women honestly believe gym-grade muscles come from doing pushups and running
Oliver Campbell
>Be the only one who isn't obese in the entire living family tree >Don't order dessert after eating and drinking a good 2000kcal at the restaurant >"Oh my god user, you need to eat more!" >"If you don't watch out you'll get too skinny!"
Lincoln Parker
>HIIT training >LCD display
Julian Robinson
>the only one who isn't obese >2000kcal at the restaurant
Logan Sanders
My mother found out about Zyzz a few months ago and has become very desperate to stop me working out because she doesn't want me to end up like him.
She pronounces his name 'Size' because she thinks that is what he would have called himself, and keeps telling me 'don't be like size'. She forces me to give her a blood sample once a week so she can check for steroids. She heard from a friend that steroids make blood turn illuminated so she stares at my blood in the dark to check it.
She also fears me getting a tan or getting tattoos, and will force me to eat at least 2 spoonfuls of cream a day 'to keep me nice and white'. Fucking hundreds of extra calories I have to burn with cardio and I hate that shit. She also fucking HATES Australia now for some reason. She keeps emailing pictures of dead kangaroos to the Australian embassy. Fucking dumb bitch
Liam Sanders
Do you idiots not talk to your mothers, and do your moms just think you're fucking idiots or something, and don't respect you at all?
Nicholas Rogers
...
Robert Mitchell
>She keeps emailing pictures of dead kangaroos to the Australian embassy. That's awesome though
Cameron Ramirez
Nice story user. I don't believe it.
Benjamin Harris
This >She doesn't question what I do, just encourages me to do my best
Feels good
Landon Morales
t. 20% bf
Charles Sanders
>balance it out >mfw No1 is this retarded right? its just a meme.
Carter Hall
How did the normies find Veeky Forums? > And why do they stay
Alexander Roberts
>lifting heavy weights will make your fat hard
thanks mom
Jeremiah Morris
she just wants to look after you, be nice user
Brayden Morales
>t. Manlet
Adrian Clark
>protein powder? won't that give you kidney stones?
my mom is a clinical oncologist and still hits me with this one sometimes.
Ayden Hughes
>Start off with a big glass of carbonated apple juice because soda is REEEEEEE >Get a salad with some dressing as starter >Surrender to the carbs of two slices of "selfmade bread" from the restaurant until the waiter brings your order >Gyros, one chicken breast, one turkey breast, two skewer of pork, one beef steak, tsatsiki and a well sized portion of potatoes gratinated with cheese >ForgivemepadreforI'mabouttogetmorestuffedthanaturkey.gif >Share some of the potates with family, they like 'em so you guys order two more servings, one of which you eat yourself >Drink another big glass of apple juice >Estimate the calories a tad higher than your gut feeling just as you assume that you managed eight reps if you're not sure if you've made eight or nine
From my experience the food at restaurants is often fatter than what I cook at home. Just look at a fucking piece of her butter that you get along with your steak; never had one when cooking at home.
Henry Parker
>going past 90 degrees in a squat is bad for your knees Mom! Can you please get the fuck off Veeky Forums!
Matthew Wilson
Yes if deadlifts are done wrong they can put large amounts of sheer force on delicate parts of the spinal column. But saying that deadlifts are "lifting with your back and as such are always bad" is fucking retarded. Also I can't imagine a natty being able to lift heavy enough to damage their joints while still being able to complete the lift. That and the 90 degree squat thing lead me to believe that you're absolutely fucking full of it.
Jason Taylor
Shut up skank, the adults are talking
Michael Green
My mom is not the greatest cook, but she always had the best ingredients. this weekend we had shrimp (pasta) and salmon (risoto). sure, it was packed with carbs, but I value my mother too much to complain about that. Hiit burned it all too
Charles Morris
Maybe there's a chance this is real
Jaxson Williams
>Sweetie don't drink store bought milk! Its filled with chemicals.
>Here.....only drink the milk I give you
Aiden Brown
obviously she's telling the truth, otherwise why would she get with an embarrassment like your dad?
Benjamin Torres
>She also fucking HATES Australia now for some reason
Well they are shitty people.
Jeremiah Powell
Everyone hates Australia
Thomas Price
how are they going to pretend to be independent if their mom, who they still live with, keeps acting like their mom?
Luke Miller
Pajeet
John Gutierrez
a lot of it is cultural shit they got from their parents, who got it from their parents, who eventually got it from the old country (whichever old country they were from) it's because in the old days people would get sick so much, and have to work so hard for so long, and tended to have so little money, that the sensible thing was to eat as much as they could this is part of why obesity is such a problem in America, we've given so many people so much food security so fast that they haven't been able to culturally adapt as fast as things have changed, and because the age of mass media came hot on its heels some of that is sped up but some of it is actually slowed down, because distant people can reinforce each others' outdated or unobjective viewpoints
Liam Foster
>Also I can't imagine a natty being able to lift heavy enough to damage their joints while still being able to complete the lift. well of course not, something will snap before the lift is completed
Nathaniel Allen
real question, do any of you actually try to fix your mom's bad habits? I'm currently working on getting my mom to get more calcium and vitamin D into her system so her hips don't go all wishbone, and also trying to get her to stop smoking