/NO-NUT NOVEMBER/

Longest I've ever made it on hard mode was a week and a half, but I've been on pleb mode now for like 3 weeks.
Maybe I oughta give hard mode another shot

>Found out girl I've been crushing on from work was crushing on me
>Start dating
>Both of us very strict "no premarital sex" types
>Have lost all desire to jerk off or look at porn since

Bonus stage:
>Stopped jerking off
>Acne has cleared up considerably
>Piss pressure and bladder control has increased tremendously
>Noob gains got a second wind
Life is great

I'll do the no ejacaculation november, usually I fap once every 2 weeks.

Memes aside if you comfortably only fap every two weeks you may have low test, you should get checked user. Nofap is a meme and you might be endangering your health by falling for it
Please take care of yourself!

>Nofap is a meme
Obvious porn shill is obvious

I don't even watch porn...

Day 1

I'm sure I will fail at day 4-5 because this is going to be a very stressful week for me.

Broke my 7 day streak yesterday on purpose to check my progress and regretted it. That's the longest I've gone in probably years though and I've been trying to nofap for a long fucking time with no success because I was a weak little bitch. Now I feel like I know what triggers to look out for and how to use willpower properly. Time for hard mode lads, c'mon.

I hadn't even thought of it, but I'm gonna try it. My best streak was 26 days and I went right back to fapping to some seriously degenerate shit (and I don't use that word lightly). I'm in for No Fap November.

What are your stances on ejaculating while sleeping (aka wet dreams)? I find that if I go for several days without masturbating I'll get one while sleeping and find it very annoying and unsanitary. I feel like I'd rather just fap than have to deal with that shit.

what did u notice on your 26 day streak?

>after 3 days
>after 10 days
>after 20 days

me2, but stopped when i kept doing nofap

i think its your brain trying to get u hooked again with sexy dreams, dont let it trick u and stay strong

>TFW was on a streak
>face was clean like a babies ass
>gave into the whispers of temptation
>wasted my entire load
>face now has two giant ugly read pimples that taunt me day in day out
Remember,when slannesh whispers to you about joyful decadence, just say NO,YOU FUCKING DEAMON HERETIC

Don't ever go hardmode bros.
Natural sex is healthy.

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=1998e8879819f700
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

Couldn't get my dick up for a girl tonight
So I think it's time I tried this shit

I haven't in almost a week, and it feels like a combination of blueballs and having to pee.
The fuck is going on?

>has a gf
>"making it"
Fuck off normie. I cant even imagine what's so hard in no-fap when you have a vagina to cum inside.

Just let it be
Don't touch it, don't consciously try to stop it, go with it
After a couple mins it shouldn't be gone.

on day 28 now. I'd love to finally just stop for good, but my immediate goal is to make it to my previous best of 5 weeks

Fuck off, jew!

I'm gonna do this. Will there be a daily thread?

Doing basic mode, my birthday is on the 17th so I'm probably gonna have sex but other than that no porn or fapping.

good for you user

Nah I actually get boners all the time, I could fap everyday if I wanted but I do it to avoid the estrogen rises and testosterone losses that happen for several days after an ejaculation (studies on this).

>benefits of nofap
Literally none apart from Veeky Forums pseudoscience

Have you tried nofap?

>pls guys, jerk off.
It means a lot to me.

>these facts are wrong because you have some sort of agenda

Day 3 and I already quit my job, my gf left me, thinking about suicide now.

>Tfw you fell for the nofap meme

pushups

so you admit you have some sort of agenda?

nofap is a meme

Yeah, that's fucking stupid.

I'm just trying to be a better man, not become a monk.

Here, let me help you.

Is there any scientific proof that it really helps?`Like peer-reviewed papers? Scientists publish all kinds of shit today.
Receptionist at the gym looked extra thicc in dem jeans today. Damn I wanted to squeeze that ass hard.

Week 2 I think right now. When do I achieve Gandalf-mode?

hold your breath

i think im in for nofap november boys, at minimum trying to kick my porn habit.

my best streak was 21 days when i was working 60 hour weeks, it just never came across my mind to fap since i was never home

just stay busy bros, we'll all make it

>any scientific proof nofap helps?
>
pics related

Considering getting back with one of my exes who I broke up with a few months ago because I was sick of our fighting. We talked the other day and she seems to have really changed. I decided to confess all my secrets to her so if we got back together I could start over brand new. She has a wickedly high sex drive but sometimes I wouldnt fuck her despite being hot af because she's an insomniac and due to our differing work schedules I would want to sleep by the time we were ready to have sex. I would get pissed from all the shit she gave me and got addicted to buying porn clips in my frustration. I confessed I spent several thousand dollars on porn and she loled at me and said we couldve watched it all together and that she came to porn every day because "isnt that what every one does?" And said I shouldve told her sooner and we couldve done it together all along. Really tempted right now to indulge in porn marathon with her.

She's only been with me (i was her first), is extremely easy for me to make cum, and despite being a 5x5 and shoving 8inch thick girthy dildos in her and her being free for months to fuck lawyers and shit at her job she hasnt done anything and wants me back. boutta get on that yesfap yesporn everyday mode

I'm sick and tired of waking up every week with cum in my underwear.

go pleb mode

Didn't know what hard mode is. Realized now that basic and hard mode is the same for me kek.

Weird, it's quite the opposite form me. After 3rd day i reek of masculinity and girls are fucking me with their gaze.

Was this THOT meant as a boner killer or what?

Nice blog, nice larp.

>We talked the other day and she seems to have really changed.
>she hasnt done anything and wants me back.
Are you stupid?

did a no-nut 25 days, almost done with sober october
count me in

Would one month be diminishing returns? I've heard weekly is best to boost test

I'll do it.

*unzip*

I'm planning on fapping tomorrow, I went as far as I could go for the first time, I did all of 3 weeks and I'm planning on doing all of November.

Flexing the rest of your body will draw blood away from your dick

she's about to finish school and has saved up $80,000 from working in sales, has networked extensively within her trade and now has huge amount of friends, and was able to in detail explain why she was wrong in how she treated me in our relationship and how she knows if i gave her another chance she'd take care of me. meanwhile im only freshly out of dyel, have signficantly less money than her, with no degree and only a decent job making 70k living in my parents basement. seems like if i got back with her it'd be bretty gud

nofap causes cancer. Just embrace it so you can save it boys

Imagine being paid to shill disinformation for porn sites. They do pay you right? You surely don't do it for free

nofap is a dumb meme just stop it guys. You're just making your life harder for nothing.

Reminder to hide porn shill posts

I JUST CAAAAAAN'T

Fuck my life, after two days I just can't sleep or think of anything.

Also rolling two last digits

...

MOMMY MILKY