We make fun of manlets

niggers ruined social media

SOON

you long legged freaks are gonna PAY

>most young girls nowadays are 5'6" - 5'9" that means that you're 1-2' above the height of a child

DELET
>tfw went outside and there was a teenage girl taller than me
im 5'11" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it possible to have a legit discussion about height on Veeky Forums?

>im 5'11" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

QUIT FUCKING PICKING ON USSSSSS

Plotting o'er the lanky Longmen tall,
From pits of deep, and grease-ed wall
We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day
To heed our Manlet Fathers' Call

Manlets of yore dug mighty holes
While barbells rose, achieving goals
In pits so deep, where manlets sleep,
In forums Veeky Forums where Longman trolls

Far above, the lanky Longman trains
Manlets below dwell still in chains
We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day
To claim our long-forgotten gains

FIGHT BACK BROTHER
THE DAY OF THE TUNNEL SOON APPROACHES, READY YOURSELF

this is a fucking masterpiece

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magnificent piece of pottery
day of the tunnel longmen

I'm 5'11 and I say that niggers are far inferior to the most manlet white man

What did you say? I couldn't hear you all the way up here.

I said you're a nigger

Oh, of course, I'm bigger. Don't worry little buddy, you're going to make it.

I have befriended some longmen and been on many adventures with them. I will tell them to duck on the day of the tunnel, but I do not think their proud necks will bend. I will miss their company.

No, no, I said you're a NEGRO!

>manlet threads are niggers trying to feel superior

makes sense

Of course you knee can grow. Don't forget to do your grow grow grows, my small pal with a big heart.

Not knee grow, NEGRO! Forget it.

Listen here longman; I say that you are a dirty no good dirty jungle bunny!

Let's fuck each other user ;)

I knew a short brandon, he was an asshole. Stop tripfagging, asshole.

I was training for a summer job as a park ranger this summer and a 6'3 dude was therr with his 6'5 gf. She was a big girl, must have been from a farm

Flirty? Oh, yes, she is quite flirty and purty, wee lad, but I wouldn't bungle her tummy, if I were you. She's liable to step on you.

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I've had it with you longman. You're finished around these parts. You hear me? You're fucking done you overgrown tarbaby! You bloody spook!

pics?

>tfw barely 6'

Y-You guys will spare me right?

I'm 5'11.89 and I say you go with the rest of the longmen.

I fear you, too, ARRRR MATEY. Yeah, I'm going as a ghost, cool right? Stand on the stairs at the party this Tuesday so that I can see your cool pirate costume. I'll stand next to the railing. The girls will love us, little peg legs and the big ghost. We'll be a big hit together.

fixed

fuck you and your length stretchy boy you are done just like the rest of your swaying kind

5' 11.275" is not acceptable manlet

Why the fuck would i have pics of a couple i met briefly through work training?

Reaching a bit there shadow lanklet.

have you tried measuring yourself at night, you might be a
>weremanlet

What do you want me to reach?

I always came in at just over 72 inches whenever I got my height taken in the military after fitness tests so I might be.... As far as you guys are concerned but the question is how long will it last for weremanlets? When will the manlets decide that extra inch in the morning is no longer acceptable?

kek. let the trials begin

Why would you even mention an outlier?

Amazing poem, but
>Far above, the lanky Longman trains
Seems like one too many syllables. Why not something like
>Far above, lanky longmen trains
It just flows better.

My sides.

>tfw you spot a short qt and you start aggressively mean mugging any other short guys in the vicinity

DOWN WITH THE LONGMEN

Who the fuck likes tall girls

For the sky monkeyman. You've had your head in the clouds for too long, its about time someone chopped you down to size. Napolean, the guillotine if you please?

dog bless

>always thought I was 6 foot tall
>girls always tell me I'm so tall
>measure myself in the morning
>5'11 point 8 something
>existential crisis
>all that shitposting about manlets

Forgive me fellow shortlings, for I have sinned.

Here's your pie topped with whipped cream, little dude. There is some Napolean left in the fridge on the bottom shelf. Let me grab that for you, boss.

i unironically like tall girls
its a shame that most of them are either self conscious about it to the point that they only like longmen, or are total bitches

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>men trains

Here you go, little bud. It was a bit tall so I put it short side up.

I always look to niggers when forming an opinion on things

I shoot the messenger, too.

This triggers the manlet

How does this Napoleon calling even make sense? He is one of the greatest leader of all time, his wars and campaigns are still studied in military schols through the entire world. He did a lot of things for France and made sure Europe don't go back to the previous dark feudalism.

You're just shooting yourself in the foot with this, the entire point of calling Napoleon short was british propaganda since Napoleon was basically unmoggable, they couldn't critize him for his politics.
The average height increased 3 inch by that time and Putin is the exact same height as Napoleon. Yet, no one criticizes him for his height. Why? Because he has a lot of controversial ideas and policies, its easy to attack him.
They couldn't attack Napoleon any other way so they started calling him short.

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As I said: Average height for his age, exact same height as Putin today.

THE MANLET RENAISSANCE HAS BEGUN

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>71 posts, 34 unique ip

just stop posting. reddit is better suited for you

at least he's not a negro

femlets get the bullet as well

reminder all you need is a good face and be taller than the girl your trying to get, if she says your not tall enough its not because your not tall enough if a girl likes you she will make an effort to bang you

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no. and sadly there are people who take this Manlet crap to heart .

>if a girl likes you she will make an effort to bang you

i dont think this is true but i believe that many times height is just an excuse for girls. its more accepted to say "youre not tell enough sorry" than "i dont think your face is attractive sorry"

Fucking 10/10

>t. 5'2" manlet

How tall are you?

jeez this must ruin manlets who actually believe this shit. I just put myself in the mind of a manlet reading that and now i feel bad for manlets

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>Wearing shoes indoors
>Wearing shoes on the fucking kitchen counter
Americans are so fucking disgusting, good lord.

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>6'

You'll be fighting in the vanguard against the longmen captain

10/10 amazing. I put on the song to go with this and sang along.
we shall rise my brethren. not in height but in power over the longmen

>the most famous manlet is taller than me
WHY WAS I EVEN BORN? TO SUFFER?

reblying for posterity
day of the tunnel when

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A seizure is always a good sign.

You think thats a seizure manlet scum? That is merely an emergency signal being broadcast. That little rat will be swarmed with Longuard and Pitdogs before his little foot takes another step.

WE'LL BRING THE PIT TO THEM
KEEP DIGGING

That’s not Tom Cruise.

Longman, longman, time has COME
Time to pay for what you've DONE.
If your feet are more than FIVE
WE WILL SKIN YOU WHILE ALIVE

Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

>Be tall guy
>Have child with short girl
>Your child will be a manlet
Anyone under 7' is a manlet.

>always been in the top 3 tallest guys wherever I go
>go and get my citizen card (It's a thing here) renewed
>1,86m (6 feet)
>sigh of relief, just above cut off

Still 23 khv, but at least I'm not a manlet

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