>planning to climb out of the pit today to slay some longmen
>fucking gym manager just greased the edges of the pit
>fell on my ass and lost .05" of height from spinal compression
FUCKING LONGMEN
Ryan Rogers
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Jonathan Lee
There's a rumor going 'round that a couple 'lets made it outta the pit before the greaser came round. They stacked on top of each other and wore a really big hoodie to disguise themselves as a longman.
Julian Parker
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Christian Turner
I feel for you brother. Keep trying different method, but if they fail we always need an extra hand for the tunnels
Hmm, I heard something similar. Sounds like they devolped a new method, I will keep it in mind
Adrian Robinson
i never get why you guys even try, let this be a lesson to you, Veeky Forums is the only way of communication to us in the pit to the taller part of the world
forgive me for i have sinned
Brandon Rodriguez
>lost .05" of height from spinal compression
oh god my sides
Gabriel Hill
>tfw gym banned dead hangs in the manlet pit, only allows deadlifts and squats to make the spine even more compressed
fuck lads we need to dig those tunnels faster
Lincoln King
>mfw a haynes manual and youtube are literally all anyone needs to fix anything in their vehicle
Ryan Cox
Tunnel? Understand that an escape attempt is grounds for a further three feet of dirt removed from the pit.
Juan Clark
You should invite Virginia to your birthday party, Frisbee
Hudson Miller
David Phillips
Fucking dead my man
Juan Lopez
never read poetry again you mush mouthed nigger faggot
Brandon James
Guess youll have more headroom for digging dwarf. The Above sends their regards
*pours grease
Austin Nelson
God damn it. I'm 5'11,5! You made a mistake, I'm not supposed to be here!
O hey guys.
Matthew Walker
You can always detect them on the voice though.
Oliver Howard
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Asher Miller
>throw the manlets a barbell because of misguided pity
>a squad of four uses it as a battering ram against a rival faction's fortlet during a short civil war
>entirely reshaped the political landscape of the pit by accident
>after sprinting 20km to experience enough of a runner's high to hallucinate, the gym shaman conducts a spiritual session to consult with the Receptionist Lady of the Great Gym in the sky
>punishment: SS+Gomad for a month
>mfw I was on a cut
Evan Howard
How do your guys potty train your manlets? Mine keeps shitting on his leash because he hates wearing one
William Moore
*sigh*
hi
Wyatt Phillips
>he thinks the tunnels are for escaping
Wyatt Young
Kek
Nathaniel Myers
Lmao!