>planning to climb out of the pit today to slay some longmen
>fucking gym manager just greased the edges of the pit
>fell on my ass and lost .05" of height from spinal compression
FUCKING LONGMEN
Ryan Rogers
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Jonathan Lee
There's a rumor going 'round that a couple 'lets made it outta the pit before the greaser came round. They stacked on top of each other and wore a really big hoodie to disguise themselves as a longman.
Julian Parker
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Christian Turner
I feel for you brother. Keep trying different method, but if they fail we always need an extra hand for the tunnels
Hmm, I heard something similar. Sounds like they devolped a new method, I will keep it in mind
Adrian Robinson
i never get why you guys even try, let this be a lesson to you, Veeky Forums is the only way of communication to us in the pit to the taller part of the world
forgive me for i have sinned
Brandon Rodriguez
>lost .05" of height from spinal compression
oh god my sides
Gabriel Hill
>tfw gym banned dead hangs in the manlet pit, only allows deadlifts and squats to make the spine even more compressed
fuck lads we need to dig those tunnels faster
Lincoln King
>mfw a haynes manual and youtube are literally all anyone needs to fix anything in their vehicle
Ryan Cox
Tunnel? Understand that an escape attempt is grounds for a further three feet of dirt removed from the pit.
Juan Clark
You should invite Virginia to your birthday party, Frisbee