User you are coming with us?

>user you are coming with us?
>we are going to mac donalds!

how do you respond

your tie has incorrect length

>Sure
Upon arriving
>Nah, i'm not that hungry, i'll just have a coffee

It's a pretty simple social occasion. It's also good to keep up social circles, so I wouldn't atrophy my connections just because of location. There are ways around eating like shit if you go out, and worst case scenario, plan and adjust if you do eat something.

You guys go ahead I'm gonna stay behind and slay this qt asian pussy

>cool, last one there's a rotten egg xp

>implying anyone will ask me if i want to go with them
;_;

and I'm bulking, i can eat at McDonald's

>ummmm okay

"Okay."

>orders salad w/no sauce & diet coke

Easy

My gf is already there and she picked me up some tendies

>ive already had mcdonalds twice today but i guess i can fit it in

This, don't ask me why but shit like this means a lot to people just being there is a huge deal to them. Another thing, just avoid ever bringing up the fact that you are dieting or whatever unless somebody asks you about it specifically. Most people are pretty petty and will take the fact that you have the self control not to eat junk as an assault on their ego, and they will resent you for it.

Sorry guys but my grandma just died and I have things I need to take care of
>Again
Yes, again. What's thats suppose to mean?
> this is like your 5th grandma that passed on

My grandpa was a polygamist you insensitive shits! Susie, the moment you get back in gonna need to file a complaint with you against CHUCKIE boy here

#2 and #4 from the right are pretty cute
>yeah sure, lets go

"Who the fuck are you people?"

>not wanting a mcdouble cheeseburger

Literally a faggot.

>3 mcdoubles please

Good to see the diversity quota has been met for this photo.

This must be a massive issue in america, all the people I work with would never put me down if I told them I was dieting, most people I work with are pretty into health and fitness

Kek. But do they have a tranny tho?

Most of the people from my work with whom I hang out from time to time also go to the gym so there's no problem. We usually go to some restaurant after a Friday workout.

>what do you mean "mirin neck no homo"?

...

Sure
> 2 mcchickens

A U T I S M

>it's okay if i eat borger cuz bulkin :)))
Want to know how I know you're an americlap?

>YEAH THAT WOULD BE SWELL!
>order big mac meal
>eat with normies
>induce vomiting in the bathroom
easy

>nope, thanks!

I HAVE NO FRIENDS GO AWAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME ONCE I COME WITH YOU AREN'T YOU

>OK, lets go
>order a burger with a salad as side and water as drink

Well, it is not that fucking hard, is it? Just don't eat like a pig.

>sure, i want two mcdoubles and a coke zero please
enough fats for the rest of the day and plenty of protein/carbs to hold me up untill dinner

t-they are hiring refugees over our own y-young workers
>what, user?
s-sorry I like burger king better

>stare at them in contempt
>shake my head
>grab my coat and fedora and walk away

Sure gang! i'll have three mcdoubles with bacon, some XL fries, 10 mc nuggets and a diet coke
>eat it all in front of normies
>vomit on bathroom

oh keen bro. you shouting?

Given the last time someone around here invited a bunch of people to Mc Donalds it was so he could shoot them all. I shall pass.

This shit hits home.
I lost a ton of weight and I can't go out to dinner without hearing the "oh it's your meal of the week" or "enjoy, you don't get to eat often enough" kind of remarks.
Never mention or discuss dieting or exercising to normies. It will drive you insane.

What?

Iranian guy on facebook pretended to be a chick, invited lots of people to Mc Donalds. Showed up with a gun and opened fire.

Sure, let's go
>gets mcroyal deluxe, mcnuggets and diet soda

>amerishoots

Food in Mc is fucking garbage, even for a fast food.

KFC is the only fast food I'd ever consider, their chicken is actually edible.

kek, it was in Germany (München), though.

Im coming pretty asian raidy

Say yes, order Caesar salad, read the nutrition info. Why do act like this is difficult?

Wasn’t in America you retard

big macs have a quality macronutrient profile

lmaoooooooo

>sure let's go
order some nuggets, a salad and milk

You have clearly never worked a day in your life because there is no way in hell those people in the picture would go to McDonalds

I would fuck the bones out of Rachel Maddow