What the fuck is my opening line brehs?

Hearty kek

fuck it

are you an archaeologist?

you fucking mong

White boi mad he's posting on a korean waterpolo board and the black kids bullied him in school. Did the black girls strip you naked and laugh at your baby dick too?

Jesus fucking christ dem lips

Shit reply. I hope you're attractive white guy or you lost your chance with that cutie

I'm an average looking black guy,chicks like this are a dime a dozen, it's worth the lulz

Wew lad, enjoy your hand

I have a girl coming over on Saturday, it's okay user

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Ching chong Bing bong

wasn't me (op) that posted that btw

I was gonna post the same thing. Funny how you can always tell if it's a nigger

I don't even get the hype here. She looks like every other average asian with more makeup.

You weren't racist enough to be honest

Mother love me longtime longtime.... Suki suki fuki fuki onetime.

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three hole one price! good deal for mistah soldiah!

Roleplaying white bois and jelly white girls please.

It's a shame you were born in America. If you were born in Asia, then came to America at a later stage in life, you probably wouldn't be fat. Anyway, do you like eggs?

>what the fuck is my opening line brehs?

Im actually colored sir. You're just being a faggot. I bet you listen to nu metal

Cool backhair bro. Jesus

>back fur
Erdogan pls go

"Damn, with eyes like this, no wonder you don't need a bio!" Works every time.

If her pics show that she is extroverted and likes having a laugh, you can go with a "DAYEUM GIRL YOU FINE AF !". seen as most Asians I have encountered are shy , this mostly won't work.

If I see you at the gym again I'm going to follow you home and bumfuck you

Its close to winter brehs why shave?

Sidebysides are the absolute top æsthetic shotgun

I got glutes of steel son. It won't work

Ask her if she can see if she puts a toothpick between her eyelids

Cuz you never know when you can poz a chub gymgurl. That backhair is a dealbreaker my friend.

Unlike other black guys I don't like fat bitches and I had girls who didn't mind the fur. Anyways im in cocoon mode lifting and knowledge gains over bitches

>implying anyone on Veeky Forums goes to the gym

I gotta go to class bros, I'll make another thread if this goes down before she responds

DUBS

Yes, random pics without timestamps and the post number means that you are in fact the person in said random pics

That's the thing, you're gonna let me

Im rooting for you OP

thanks user, inb4 she says something like "come find out, I'll nut in honor of you guys

Are you some sort of gay? Men shouldn't have to post a time stamp. Heres proof im a nog. Kek I don't even know how to write a proper time stamp.

user..

NIGGER DETECTED

TIME TO CALL THE INTERNET POLICE TO GET YOU LOCKED BACK UP IN THE ZOO

Bro I'm begging you. Please shave your back

How are chicks like her a dime a dozen? Where da fuck do you live?

No faggot, I'm not.
There's always, always some creepy sad faggot who'll pretend to be someone else(worse is the opposite sex) to push a narrative or because it gets their rocks off.
How long have you been on Veeky Forums? A week?

At every you serious? She's a fucking average looking Asian chick. Where do you live where a girl like her isn't completely forgettable?

>tfw mom is lazering my back, but it keeps growing back, meaning I'll have to get painful lazering at least a couple more times
thanks though, mom
I swear I'm the only blond person in the world with this much body hair, it's a curse

Only if she replies back to you.

Go back to normie book you're trying too hard.

I been on Veeky Forums since boxxy came to/fit/ slightly after cheeky and lotus. People only role play in cbt

Nigga, you're gay as fuck.

Rural Maryland. I do not recommend.

Why are you so asshurt that he doesn't care about the average looking Asian girl potentially denying him?

Oh, that makes sense. Come to a big city user, there's hot sluts everywhere. This chick isn't even that special, she's cute.

It's okay it was just a prank I don't want ur buns
Pls stay safe and don't be a manwhore and fall for the yellow jew

Chad is that you ?

Decided.

Hey I posted a picture of you on a Bosnian pottery website, and this is what an anonymous user (aka "user") told me to send you. Sorry if it comes off a little weird, but I'm socially awkward!

"I want you to ching chong my ding dong"

Thank you user im not the op but this is good advice in general. Stay safe

I wish to fall for the yellow jew
How do anons?
How can i get some of that sweet sideways pussy?

easy. be nigger

Boston
I'm role-playing as chad irl, I'm hoping I'll actually turn into a real chad but I have too many feelings for now

Holy shit you're fucking retarded

how in any of the infinite universes would that ever work

it doesn't matter if it works man, if she has that kind of sense of humor and we fuck, cool. if not, that's fine there are other girls to fuck

what the fuck this is the second time this week I've rolled these trips I'm OP my name is Aziz remember me if the devil comes for me boys you guys were my only true friends

>I'm role-playing as chad irl
you can't role play as someone who doesn't look anything like you

she is fake and you can literally see the heaps of makeup in that picture. Be prepared to see a hag most of the time

t h i c c

what do you mean? chad is a personality type with vague physical requirements

>implying

GO TO MATTAPAN GET OUT OF MY CITY REEEEEEEE

What a skank

she was actually pretty based

>msg hot grill that I chatted with
>has been online for 20 minutes
>still hasn't even read message
REEEEEEE

Tbf, the asian guy, Eugene, is by far the most attractive out of them lot.

Also, is kinda crazy to think that what's considered to be "healthy" test levels in guys their age is 400 to 700 and it's considered a legit problem if your test is below 270.

What's your braps per minute, senpai

“DARN”

Thot

She looks like Mai Thai, best porn star in the game right now.

she's gonna chubb up real good when she hits her mid 20's

Ching, chong, chang. Do you wanna bang?

Whites have bigger dicks than you Negroids though

*bang this kok

>average
>black

when will skinlets learn

Lmao, she's in her forties in that pic.

F A T T

HERRO, GOOKIEDOOKIE GF PREASE

lel

Holy shit are those test levels real?

do you need one?

Yes

Fuck off you slayer loving neckbeard

How many white girls have you slept with?
Ur age?