Humor

Hey Veeky Forums.

Another Monday, another humor thread!

Do we have any new stories? Anything halloween related except the ghost puncher story (long, but worth a read)?

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stolen from this thread

reposts and unfunny content thread

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I'm so glad I didn't fall for the SS meme. It was close. I read the book and was ready to get started, but I looked at some before and after pics and noped the fuck out. Getting great results with my 5 day split. Best decision I ever made.

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even if someone seems very friendly and knowledgable, it's best not to trust anything on Veeky Forums. ever

pic thread related

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I'm a straight man, thinking of dressing as a Disney princess for kicks for Halloween. I have broad shoulders and a big back, as well as facial hair and other masculine features so I think it'll be funny, but don't want it to come off like I'm trying to be fagbait. Would it be okay to do/what can I do to make myself seem less gay in it?

go everywhere with your qt3.14 gf.

>I'm a straight man,

>beard
>masculine

Nice try chinlet

>going out with 2 girls I've fucked, just us 3
>they're playboy bunnies
>wanted me to be hugh heffner
>don't wanna be b/c everybody is since he just died
>they don't know I got a princess outfit

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>I'm going to crossdress instead of set myself up for an inevitable threesome
>Welcome to Veeky Forums

Does anyone have that greentext of the guy going down into the manlet pits to retrieve a bench?
I've been looking for it

here you go

Thx famalam

holy shit this one is goooood

what the fuck do you really expect me to read all that shit

it's worth the read

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holy kek, got more?

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SS is great you just have to read between the lines and adapt it if you want aestetics too

Just came here to post what I've heard, but according to experts that stack is whack.

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I don't know why, but I always have a fit of laughter at shitter greentexts. Have another.

fuckin yiga clan

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fiction gay stuff gives me 10x more feels than straight stuff, but I'm not gay. Why do? reading shitter greentext has made me interrupt class with laughing too many times.

This meme contains a lot of irony

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What's the exact routine?

I was there.

it was a good thread

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. FUCK

Gotta have the right persona and you sound way too insecure to pull that off

anyone have the guy opening the jar and getting a bj? something like "try and be the best at everything you do"

I got you senpai

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I'd trust you on that, but you posted it on Veeky Forums

GOMAD

Because you hate your mother

If I wanted humor I would ask your one rep max!

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Wait, SS is bad?

i would say im confused but that implies i want to understand

My sides were not ready for this

Because you realise there's nothing purer than when two men genuinely love and respect each other.

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can someone post the crossfit compilation webm

This is so stupid that it's probably true

small kek

Poor guy in the back put on a lot of weight

I'm fucking dead

>MREs