ITT we post war machines that makes you hard

ITT we post war machines that makes you hard

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Y u posting a hotel?

Pre-dreadnoughts - dreadnoughts

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>that DDR symbol on the side

hnnnng

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It's such a fucking stupid idea, but it looks great

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> muh biggest

Pleb

WWI-era Dreadnoughts are so fucking sexy.

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listen here

A hotel is not a machine of war.

I don't understand

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Most tanks before 1920

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Hnnnnnng

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This thing must be super slow, but it's really cool, it looks like a Jules Verne fantasy.

>there will never be another opium war

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M3A1 Lee is the cutest tank ever.

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HMS Nemesis is a fucking beast

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There was also a seaplane on board, it was somehow a submarine cruiser carrier.

there's a certain majesty to her

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Trips
When your ship can single-handedly crush Qing China

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Nicknames during the war b/c the class did little except be the world's most expensive hotels for IJN big wigs

A minor thing that has been beaten to absolute death the last few years

I like my ships like I like my girls - flat.

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An absolutely majestic feat of engineering. I'm very sad this idea hasn't been exploited more

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The whole era between 1850-1900 had some rad looking ships

Mostly because no one really knew what the fuck would actually work and technology was moving so fast

After Dreadnought things became settled down

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The original dreadnought
This is one of the reasons the Spanish Armada failed

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And only in service for 5 years

Longer than that but gotta get 'em while they're young

Don't worry friend, when the God-Emperor sees fit to unite humanity, we'll go back to the land battleship designs.

ugoku ugoku

>tfw will never exist

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Tumblehome designs get me hard as diamonds

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Haters gonna hate

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The idea of a gun-armed submarine on the scale of a light cruiser was an excellent idea as a commerce raider in a time before ASW aircraft were a thing.

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It's too new for Veeky Forums, but the F-35 legitimately, unironically gives me a for-real erection if I look at pictures of it for too long. The underbelly of the plane is shamelessly lewd.

>"i-it's a tight sq...ueeze.. I-I hope I can fit you in... uuugggh yesss."

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203mm guns is really pushing it

this

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Hoteru
Waifu

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tfw no shy, emotionally fragile Panzermadel.

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The Iowa was a great AA platform.
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Isn't there the TOG II as well in that game?

yes

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victor

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Les Malouines sont Françaises!

>still only 8 gun main battery

You do the Teutonic autism proud

>still only 8 gun main battery
But they were something like Schwerer Gustav tier.

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That isn't a good thing, the Gustav was fucking useless at hitting a stationary target, let alone a moving one

>Main Char is named Erwin
>I now fully believe rommel is a tankophile

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>woman named bob

Roberta? Bobbi?
>Dude what if we... wait a second... what if we put steel plates and machine guns on our tractors!
>Go home Bob, you're drunk.

All Panzer officers are.

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the Roma is a sexy lookin ship

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I am the only one who loves Ironclads? I started reading American history a few years ago and felt in love with the confederate navy, specifically their ironclads. Do you know they had the first confirmed use of a submarine, even if they all died.

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Unironically the most aesthetic bomber ever. Looks like something the covenant would use.

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY A10 BRRRRT REEEEEEEEEE

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Ofc they were
Why only make one thing that will break the back of your industry and speed up your defeat, when you can make two and combine them?

I want to FUCK the M4 Sherman!

>Not posting the ultimate war machine

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Who wouldn't want cannons that were so inaccurate and slow to load Manstein used them to bomb a fuel dump instead of the forts they were supposed to be used on for naval combat against moving targets?

Shittiest looking shower room I've ever seen.

And I've showered at some pretty bad gyms.

It was a shit gym, all it had was a single swimming pool

why the fuck does it even have masts?

Because muh tradition, no seriously officers were still being trained in sailing right up to WW1

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You are like a little baby, watch this

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Almost anything Italian in WW2, I'm not sure why

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I like trains

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>tfw no t-34 gf moe

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that's a fucking plastic model ffs

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Someone who wants to win a war? I dunno

Union had cooler ships,

Some of the blockade runners were dope

Sauce? Hard as diamonds is an understatement but image search helps with similar images but not source

A man of taste

Hawker > Supershit

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honestly anything from the age of sail is just incredible, but Frigates were wonderful.

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Dagos might be shit at a lot of things but they know how to make /aesthetic/ planes

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iunno why but pre-jet planes just look sexy af

>krautrock isn't shit

Good thing CAN isn't Krautrock

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