Please tell me you guys are normal. You like real women right?

Return that shit and give her a stern talking to. Break up with her if needed, you're pussywhipped homie.

and I thought I seen the most beta pastas on this site, christ...

>See you space cowboy...

2d is honestly only for virgin losers that have never had a girlfriend and cant get on because theyre too much on an incel or only had 1 bad relationship experience and think the whole bunch is bad

delet

I get laid regularly and still prefer 2D. I wish sex robots were more advanced.
Women are such a waste of money, time, and energy.

>Women are such a waste of money, time, and energy.
You sound like a bitter virgin from /r9k/

Had multiple partners and even a fiance. 2D is far superior and if you don't agree, you absolutely do not belong here. Whatever plebbit board for fitness would probably be more your speed.

I'm not going to pretend sex isn't great with the right person. It is.
But the older I get the crazier women become. It's almost to the point I can't have sex with women near my age or older, because I'm so terrified of baby trappers.

now get on your knees and thank her for spending your money like a good boy.