This will determine if you're actually Veeky Forums or not

face
tits
ass

Ass. As long as the girl doesn't have a warlock face I don't care how ugly her face is. Ass is king. Know it.

Tits look nicer but an ass has more utility

Jesus fucking crist cant you already stop this shit threads?

I get it, you read prison school and since /a/ doesnt give a fuck about it anymore you thought lets shitpost on another board.

Pls stop, i beg you.,

Her hips must be thicc to bear my thousand virile offspring.

Her breasts must be large and full, ready to nourish my glorious lineage.

Her ass must be wide in order to crush the heads of my enemies when I have defeated them.

A true man chooses the thicc woman.

Get on your knees and beg more user.
A engineer huh, you pass.
Pass.
Why do you look so nervous user?
You pass.
>Thicc

You fail.

Fuck a duck, OP. I screw as I please.

MIDRIFF

My glorious thicc army will not falter. There is no escape.

do you have source on this?

what is this picture from?

For those interested; this is the single best ass I've seen online or anywhere.
its not one of those too muscular asses, not overly polished, not injected with fat or plastic surgery. Just perfect. Real.

>What do you like on a girl user, ass, tits, legs etc.
Her feminine penis

>cellulite
>perfect

legs. hard to have nice legs without a decent ass, and nice legs make girls with small tits still very sexy

I don't know about perfect but I like it.

oh lord...
i'd go to jail for gentle yet brutal rape
i just know it

I like men who are direct, you pass.
The equilibrium of the ass and tits, you pass.
God fucking damn it someone get security.
Prison school, it's on animemanga, it's fucking hilarious. but you fail user you didn't answer the question.
God that's a nice ass, you pass.
Why don't you go fuck the other faggot in here, you fail.
Questioning the ass?
You fail.
Pass.
You like ass? You pass.

I'm an ass man. Ass > face > tits, etc.

>tfw haven't had sex in over 2 weeks

Think I'm a virgin again, bros.

You're all wrong. The only things that matter are
1. Ass
2. Feet
3. Tits

>foot shill
i thought you left after the mods banned foot threads on /b/?

Never seen a bad ass so I always go with tits

Feet are gross fuck off

I like tits the most
But you can’t just have great tits and not anything else

>not liking them all

L O W T E S T
O
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T
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A man willing to go to jail for an ass, a man after my own heart user, you pass.
Pass.
>ass
good
>feet
Wha- what the fuck?
You fucking disgust me you mother fucker.
I like people who agree with me, you both pass.
>Never seen a bad ass
You pass.
A open minded tits lover, you pass.
>not liking them all
You fucking feet lover, go eat your cheese cake fat ass.

Stomach

I question THAT ass. I have a thicc pawg gf with a smooth perfect ass. None of that bumpy cellulite garbage.

Tits and thighs

The two Ts

thanks for answering my question bout the pic.

Definitely an ass man. Tits from an evolutionary point are just an imitation ass anyway.

If she can hold a conversation she can be flat as a board for all i care

you're low test

Face.

probably
my last girlfriend was hot as fuck but I think her being so fucking uninteresting makes me want something else
thighs otherwise tho

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Ass
Thighs
Tits
Tummy
Smile
Shape of her pussy
Personality

1.) ass
2.) legs
3.) Penis

Gay agenda go
And stay go

>tfw like all of them

feet

I love this hairstyle. Only thing that beats bangs are ponytails.

What do I like? Everything. Ass, tits, feet, face, pecs, biceps, it's all good to me.

>pecs, biceps,

n-now hold on a minute user...

Small tits wide hips and thiccc lean thighs with a cute face

Obviously I meant I like muscles (female)

z e t t a i r y o u i k i

the area between the hips and the legs

Tits and legs, if I had to choose I'd pick legs.

They need to be lolis.
No tits, scrawny legs, tight small ass. Preferably under the age of 18.

Lesbians are allowed to post too user. It absolutely fucks up the thread and makes it useless to any het people who're reading it...but it's allowable.

dude gross

Titcows get me going more than anything.

Hips and armpits

Tits, Ass, Midriff, Nape of the neck.

great leg/ass combination. Having one without the other isnt a deal breaker but they cant hold a candle to a chick who has knockout legs and a squat ass

personality, ass, penis
too many straightfags ITT

1. Ass
2. Hips
3.Thighs
4. Face
5. Tum
6. Tits (I only differentiate tits as 'neutral' or 'bad', I preform no further analysis.)

LOL ME SO GAY and larping lesbians are all over this thread dumbass.

Thighs=ass>midriff>tits

legs
ass
face
tits
in that order

Face, legs, ass, belly

If you can’t get a girl that has good everything then you haven’t made it yet.

If she has a nice stomach, she's got pretty much nice everything else too. Prove me wrong.
>Protip : You can't

face, then hips, then tits

Tell that to all the butterfaces and chestlets with good stomachs.

feet, legs, butt, boobs, biceps

For a good pair of ass, may this user receive a pass

as long as she has a feminine penis its fine x

In no way is that thing femenine.

>N A P E

in order of importance
>hips
>ass
>thighs
>tits

I would like to send my deepest condolences to your father.

Ass, feet, ass, face in this order

Calm down dyke.
I didn't say not to post.
Not like the gays/lesbians aren't posting and fucking the thread up anyway.

required
>hips
>ass
>thighs

optional but appreciated
>tits

The pelvis as a whole. Ass, hips, curve of the spine, and the stomach sloping down to the genitals.

A lot is going on there, and if a woman works out that's where she's likely to have the muscle to show for it.

Also, necks.

Tits can be nice, but are pathologically overrated.

I'm a man though. I just like the female body as a whole, and that includes its muscles.

Pussy
face
Tits
Ass, fat or tight

>Wanting your girl to have a bigger chest than you
When did you come out as gay?

Strong LARP lezbro!

In order:

Ass and hips (need both tbqh)
Face
Legs
Tits

I'm a white dude in Texas so maybe that effects my choices

Tits & legs and definitly face.

>not wanting your girl to have a bigger chest than you
user I am a connoisseur of big tits.
Your plebeian taste is showing.

Legs
Ass
Tits

in this order

face is an entirely different thing, separate from my view of the rest of her body.

Am I the only who makes a big deal out of aesthetic feet on aesthetic legs? For me it seems like I most like a good package deal even if there are a few flaws, I'd rather have a slightly above average girl in most departments than a girl with great tits and a screwed up body and face.

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Oh my god what is this called.

an erection user

take the thigh fat pill user.

ASSSSSSSS