Start lifting a year ago

>start lifting a year ago
>cut hair 1 month ago
>bought new clothes 1 week ago
>go to bar for the first time in ages 1 day ago
>random girl starts grabs me and we make out for 30 minutes
a-am i making it?

no

>asking strangers on the internet for approval
No

your lying

Ok but how tall are you

Lol, she properly sucked Chad's dick then made out with you to get rid of the taste

I love this place

You're god damn right you are. Keep it up bro.

his lying what?

Yeah bro nice work that's dope.

Happened to me a few months ago (don't bother going out much) but I ruined it.

>Took acid first time after running out of beer
>Not great shit, didn't do good things for me
>Went to bar and start tripping over the bar lights
>4 Rows of people got served before I moved. Too taken away by lights
>Cute french backpacker mirin my too tight shirt
>Comes up and dances a bit, I finally reposition my stare
>Start making out. Her hands are all over me
>Thinking this is fucking sick
>Dirty drugs kick in and make me paranoid
>Think she's feeling me up so she can pickpocket me
>Shes feeling me up and I'm just checking my pockets on the reg
>She gets confused and eventually leaves
>I go back to my bar lights.

Woke up absolutely shredded as fuck from 10 hours of freaking out over dirty drugs tho. Fuck me the cut was real

>it was a tranny

niice

hwaiting user you're close to making it!!

>Dirty drugs kick in and make me paranoid
>think she's feeling me up so she can pickpocket me

Bro the same thing happened to me and I missed out on a threesome when they both were trying to grab my dick

Story?

That looks like a dark-eyed junco, in case anyone was curious about the bird's ID.

Thank you bird user. Not knowing the species of thaf bird was going to keep me up all night

Th-thank you user, it was a bird that my cat caught and brought inside. I was very curious to what it was

>be meme
>hardly ever go out
>go out once
>grill starts talking to me
>invites me to her place
>"no"
>why?
>"I have things to do"
>aw come on, we'll just talk
>"that's very time consuming"
And walk away

>go to a bar in the next city over with some friends
>peaking bulking season, looking big and joocey
>get sloshed
>end up seeing hs friend I haven't seen in awhile
>offers me some molly and I take it
>end up talking to this 8/10 tall blonde chick being all flirty and touchy with me
>good song comes on and I leave to go dance my face off cuz rolling
>closing time walk outside, see same chick and start talking to her again
>she's with some 6/10 thicc shorter blonde chick
>thicc one asks where I'm sleeping tonight then says they have a hotel room down the street if I want to wait until surge pricing ends
>jackpot.png
>while walking away from the bar, tall blonde literally whispers to me they want to have a threesome
>grab her and start making out
>start thinking this is too good to be true and is some sort of trick where they are going to rob me
>while still making out the tall one puts her hand in my pocket and the thicc one is giggling putting her hand in my other pocket reaching around for my dick
>think they are trying to pickpocket me and steal my phone and wallet
>let go and say I have to go
>see friends getting in uber back by the bar
>practically run to them and hop in

I wish this story was made up

I feel for you brah

Next time keep your phone and wallet buried deep in your ass. Problem solved.

>exchanging saliva with random strangers in a dive bar
>making it
I think you've been led astray and should reconsider your goals.

What are you at risk of catching by this?

Original dirty drug user here, that's fucking funny as man nice work.
To be honest you never know it could have been a trap that shits a miracle story. Maybe you look Chad af too. Hard one to figure out.
As long as you've had other threesomes then who gives a shit

...

herpes

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame.