Got cucked by a 350lb beta

>be president of my university submission wrestling club
>very strong and athletic, 6' 190lbs
>be sitting all by myself in the uni cafeteria eating lunch
>look over at the table next to me
>a 350 fat fuck with high pitched voice is stuffing his face with pizza
>he smells like shit, his hair is greasy, he sounds like he is on estrogen
>a 5/10 grill sits across from him
>I am visibly disgusted and belittle him and his self destructive ways in my head
>he finished his pizza, kisses the girl on the lips, looking like he is going to eat her, then leaves
>wtf how doe he have a gf, he probably can't even find him own cock

Fast forward to the next day (today)
>go to my grappling club practice
>notice two new members. One is the 350lb fat fuck from yesterday
>what a coincidence
>he tells me he used to weigh 100lbs less and was a heavyweight wrestler in highschool
>I finish instructing the group, then we pair up to grapple
>I make my usual rounds, dusting everyone I roll against
>up next is fatty
>he is slow and fat, can't move fast or explosive
>I lock up with him, but before I can go fr the takedown, he sort of plops his weight against me
>he lands on top of me
>I try every move to get him off, I use all my might and try to push
>I can't move
>I can barely breathe
>he is literally just laying on me and crushing me
>I really can't breathe, he is crushing my body
>I tap out
>All those years of lifting and training, and a fatty can beat me just by laying down

Is there even a point in lifting if you're just going to get cucked by fat subhumans?

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Lmao dyel?

That's the power of permabulk OP take the 'za pill

You're just dyel and that pic proves it

That’s the power of Bloat Mode.
You got moged by the bloat god.

oh man, I'm getting called dyel by some skinnyfat user on Veeky Forums

what ever will I do

>oh man, I'm getting called dyel by some skinnyfat user on Veeky Forums
>projecting
Wew keep it up lad!

What do you expect going against someone who almost has twice your weight? Of course you won't be able to push him off if he decides to use his full weight.
But why is this being cucked? Are you that insecure that "losing" during practice makes you feel cucked or that seeing someone else having a girlfriend makes you mad? It's not like he used any special techniques and dominated you, he just fell.
But why do I even ask if you are insecure. We are on Veeky Forums. We are all insecure here

this is why weight classes exist idiot

The point isn't that I'm mad I got beat by someone bigger, I was asking what's the use in all the training if a fat fuck can still best you by "just falling"

>what's the point in lifting when a fat person beats me in a fight
'There is a point op, youre just too DYEL too have reached it. If you put effort in when you go to the gym maybe things would have went differently'
>i'm going to choose to interpret this as a personal attack rather than an explanation as to what happened

Who was on oestrogen again?

Ladies, ladies! You both look like shit!

Get out of my board little kid

What's the point of working out?
>very strong and athletic
There you have it. There is a reason there are different weight classes in martial arts. If you two would weigh the same you would dominate him

>Why practice martial arts if knives and bullets do the job better
>Why learn to count if we have calculators
>Why have loving and caring friends if I can shitpost on Veeky Forums

you raise a valid point, friend

If he was a beginner or intermediate, you should be able to take him out being the sub club president and all. You need proper training, my pathetic, mediocre friend. You’re obviously biting off more than you can chew. Join a legit bjj school and dont dabble in clubs until you get good. At least become a bjj brown belt before you embarrass yourself again like that, shitter. Lmao

I am a brown belt in bjj and a black belt in judo. I do all no-gi submission wrestling nowadays.

I founded this club because I'm a fucking animal when it comes to grappling, unless it's vs a 350lber.
Thanks for the advice, though

>be me
>be permabulking
>8am, eating 3rd pizza of the day (gotta maintain that bulk)
>some 6’ manlet is sitting alone like a loser
>he’s glancing over at me when he thinks I can’t see
>mouthing silent words to himself
>lmao what the fuck
>some 4/10 grill sits with me instead of him, even though I’m doing GOMAD and basically sweating cheese
>I don’t even know the bitch
>manlet goes full autism, starts making faces and talking to invisible hand puppets
>just to fuck with him, I grab the girl and stick my tongue in her mouth
>steal the bite of pizza she had in her mouth while I’m at it

>next day, go to wrestling club because I used to be pretty good and I heard sumo wrestlers get all the qts in japan
>the manlet is there
>he’s peacocking like only short people do
>going full nothing personnel on some dyels
>gets to me
>full of milk, barely keeping it down, could gas Israel if I relaxed my ass
>manlet is trying some shit, I just slap him a bit like I saw sumos do on tv
>starts hugging me, trying to take me down
>I just kinda lean forward and pin him to the ground
>he’s trying to push me off, but can’t
>I’m just grunting and wheeling into his ear, pretending I’m wrestling him
>he starts going red in the face, then slightly blue
>gasping for air, his eyes start rolling up a bit
>I’m actually popping a chubby and humping him softly
>he starts tapping
>I want to keep going, but the others are watching
>get up, help him up
>he’s still a bit woozy
>give him a “friendly” asspat and tell I enjoyed the sparring and am looking forward to the next one
I’m putting my finger up his boipussy next time and telling him it’s a Turkish technique kek

No homo obv

here's your (You) for the effort

u mad?

i tapped out to pajeet stench once so i feel your pain

oh wait you're fucking club president lmao that was my first class

>think you’re tough shit
>look down on fatasfatass
>get mad fatty has a girl
>look down on fatass again when he tells you he’s better at wrestling than you
>get dominated in front of your club like a bitch
>make excuses on an anonymous goat herding expo

...

>Blackbelt in Judo
>Brown in BJJ
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and ask first; how exactly did you two land? Full guard? Side control?
I swear to god user if you're gonna tell me you landed in full guard and couldn't shrimp out from under him
Besides, all that weight is in his lower abdomen. How could you not press the 100lbs or so of his weight from the chest up and not lock an arm, sweep a leg and press the hip for a rollover?

My only advice for you is check your ego lol. If you considered this guy a threat; you would have 100% dodged his fat-flop but you probably tried to style on him.

well done

not the slightest, it was just good enough to make me chuckle, but nothing special, that's why I awarded a (You)

>humping him softly
kekd

youtube.com/watch?v=dbpJ1pr_wG8
Hmm what's your excuse again faggot?

>very strong and athletic
>can't bench 350
shjiggy

Are you stupid op?
Why the fuck do you think there are weightclasses in the ufc and other ufc competitions? Ofcourse a guy who weights 159kg(sorry for not speaking retard) is going to win against a cuck who is half his weight.
Weight and height plays a huge roll in fighting.

You are both idiots

Dude on the left could easily become a 9/10. Other 2 are fucked.

>6'0 190lbs very strong
Lmao more like dyel

lmao OP BTFO
probably half the shit in OP is made up, i bet OP is a insecure little manlet trying to compensate for his lack of fighting skills

why is taytay so cute?

When did you take the fat pill, Veeky Forums?

I don't see anything wrong with him other than fat/puffy face which he can definitely get rid of as he continues puberty and cuts.

>very strong and athletic, 6' 190lbs
>190 lbs
>very strong

LMAO

>Pic Related

I'm 190 and a fat fuck at 6'1. Assuming he'd be 160 lean 30 pounds of muscle is fit as fuck. But he's probably just packing on 20 pounds of fat and thinks he's huge.

Rippetoe is like 5'8" 230 lbs and he can deadlift over 500 lbs in his 60s.

Not sure if he can now, but the night before his shoulder surgery (late 50s?), Rip did 19 chin-ups.

OP is weaker than a beat up 60 year old gym owner.

He's easily pushing near 30% bf though. Nobody wants bf 15%>

Keep getting your weak ass beaten up by fatties i suppose

Uhhh forgetting the negative canthal tilt there sweetie

>that post
You forgot to mention you're a woman OP

Not really. You are obviously superior to him it's just that he literally just sat on you..

Was your opponent the fat red-haired kid from american dad?

>submission wrestling club
that's the gayest shit I've seen all week, and I browse /fit daily

Landed in side control

Underrated

GET BLOATMOGGED TWINKCEL SHITS

You have this thing called a brain. Use it to figure out better tactics against heavy slow opponents, rather than crying about one defeat like a BITCH.

Lmao!

Lol my best friend is a tall 350 lbs fat guy who was a top 16 NCAA heavyweight wrestler back in college who now gently fucks everyone up in jiujitsu. I wonder how many people get angry about it like OP.

that guy must feel like that , a year ago then:
>i went to a gym for a whole year
>keep on eating burgers like crazy
>went there just becouse my mom told me to
>some fit guy comes one day
>i look at him expecting to see him lifting some big weights
>mfw i see im struggle to lift 50 kg
>mfw the guy's face is all red
>mfw he sees my face of pure dissapointment ,stops and leaves
>i had to ask for an apology the next day for the guy to not leave gym

Im not strong also i can do 70kg on my reps without any effort , but never ever tried anything beyond that becouse of some back problems.
Often did my excercise with 20 or less kg to reduce lard on arms and legs

Bloatgod mode or death

In 2017 you are either bloatmaxxing or never making it

>tapping out

There's no rule regards to tapping out on wrestling as far as I'm concerned.

My coach was really really fat but back in his prime days he was two times state champ and got scholarship from wrestling and all. He'd occasionally have short bursts of immense power every now and then.

I said SUBMISSION wrestling, tard. It's basically bjj without a gi

>things that didn't happen.jpg
So your the president of the club and you get beaten by a fatty because you can't even do a snap? Seems really legit, on a side note what is up with all these fat shilling threads on fit recently?

It's really not that unbelievable of a story. You can't exactly bench that kind of weight off you when you're flattened

youtu.be/vS6gQklwRJc

Greater men than yourself could not conquer the same problem. You're fine.

>basically bjj without a gi
>it's basically like homosexual sex, but more gay

That's why there's weight classes bro. You don't wrestle a fucking blob of fat. Try punching him in the face repeatedly next time.

You gotta eat big to get big
How could you forget the wisest of all words?

>I wouldn't ever touch another man
>that's totally gay!
>y-yes I'm secure in my masculinity!

Hello /r/Veeky Forums

>touching and fondling is the same
>making touching and rubbing all over other men your hobby is also totally hetero

>punching
that's not even remotely homo and therefore illegal in wrestling

Remember that it's
Face>Height>Frame
If you're an ugly manlet, lifting will just turn you into a less ugly manlet. OP's pic is garbage.

>invisible hand puppets
lost

So you learned about weight class then. Wow. Truly amazing.

That is cringy as fuck.

Within face, what are the most important parts? My eyes are nice but my jawline is meh, I fucking hate it so goddamn much.

I love you

>not circling away and going for a outside dart and spinning around behind him, pressuring his already max capacity knee inwards

Why you would choose to lock up with a 350lb heavyweight is the real question. Its like you threw all your knowledge out just to brute force him and now you're mad because you screwed youself.

Are you squeamish when guys play shirt vs skins? Quit being such a pussy

Because I was there to grapple, not tryhard

...

>not teleporting behind him
>not whispering "shhh, nothing personnel, kid"

Ooooh handbags

OP's just weak and doesn't know how to shrimp right. All you need is to lift the 350lb dude an inch and you can slide away. If you can 1rm 315 it's no issue. I've wrestled a guy that weight when I was 170. Tough, but doable if you're on your game. It's harder if he really knows how to apply his weight, but unless he applies a solid hold there's always a way to slip out.

OP's real problem is his ridiculous ego. Combat sports are a game of wills, strength and technique. If you lose, you need to improve yourself. Don't go underestimating other men, either.