This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room.

What do you do Veeky Forums?
no one will believe you.

god i want to suck his cock so bad

i bet it smells so manly

i bet i can't even get the helmet in my mouth. id just have to kiss and lick and nuzzle his balls with his giant cock resting on my face.

>Veeky Forums

n-no homo

See if he wants his dick sucked in the shower.

>tfw I still win because I'm a massive homo who wants to get fucked by a muscle bellied monster.

I'd do what I have to do to survive. I'd fight him. Even if I get beaten, I preserve my dignity as a man.

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Nice

good meme dude I like how you're posting it in every single thread

I like this picture. You can really tell what hes thinking. Hes thinking "Yeah that's right. I'M fresh off the boat from reddit AND I have a 2 inch pole between my legs. That's right. I'M AWESOME."

I’d honestly punch him in throat and run like hell.

Bend over

try to punch him as hard as i can

give him a disgusted look and ask wth is he doing in the womens locker room

get him in a chokehold and rape him

lmfao

this

Virgin safe distance away vs. Chad smoke at the pump

Accurate

Lmao!

bend over i guess, better get it over with

Absolutely no homo

challenge him to some greco-roman wrestling

conceal carry his fucking steroid ass

there's this thing called guns now faggots. l

>lifting weights to fight
kek

lol nice ladies man reference. your references are out of control.

No homo, but I would LICK THAT ASS.
As he slapped me I would squeal "hurt me daddy! Hurt my naughty tushy!"
I would polish his gorgeous helmet with my wet little tongue and try to push it into his broad pee slit.

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Bruh lets do this after squats.

Tips on becoming this guy's friend?

>no one will believe you.
In this day and age, they'd publicly lynch him if I tell them he planned to slap my ass.

Compare dick lengths. Shorter one has to suck dick
>tfw I have a mircopenis