Give me a good line

I'd munchen her hunde

"Wie weit würdest du gehen um deine Liebe für Hunde auf einem Video zu dokumentieren?"

"Do you like Zoolander"

Ask her if she supports the only club from munich

OP you need to be not a manlet, sorry.

Why are you asking Veeky Forums she and prob you live in München. She's probably gonna think you're a retard writing in english
just copy "Skandal um Rosi" lyrics and change Rosi to Isabella

Findst du mozart gern?
ichauch

Leck mich im arsch

>1,77cm and you 1,90cm

lol when will they learn

alright now we wait
I'm 190 spot

If you're not above 190cm/6'3", don't even bother messaging her.

ich möchte gerne einmal Bier mit dich trinken

I'd assume OP translates the winning suggestion (if it's not just a pun that works only in english), but given the lack of feedback, I do assume that OP is, as always, a faggot.

>wake up
>No gf

Help me, lads.

Ja Isabella hat ein Telefon,
auch ich hab ihre Nummer schon

Sieht süß aus, verkacks nicht

don't wake up

>couple mating in the distance
>better blast some jizz in their direction

Manlets are fucking insufferable

>Munich, Oh my god?

Is that the proper translate? that's gay as fuck manlet.

>QWERTY
>German sentence that does not make sense, also missing the umlaut ü in München
Congrats, you just took the option that is the least entertaining AND the least likely to suceed. Unless you are a 100% chad that is, then you can write whatever.

Hey gurl want sum fuk

'lax, if she replies I'll give her something more spicy. we're just having fun here.

>we're just having fun here

Tell me when it starts.

Arbeit macht frei
Ich bin kein typischer Guy
Ich liebe Hitler
Mein Moralvermittler
Ich vermisse die Partei

rollen für dies

Have you ever been with a nigger?

ask her wether you are required to go out with her or if you are allowed to fuck her straight away.

she's implying 6'2"-6'3" is the perfect height, which it is. Not much above, not much below

I have an STD(super terrific dick)

well it's over, she unmatched
you won

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I don't believe you, show me your skills bby

>are you a slut? because I'd like to fuck you.
sage

bazinga…
Any other options for us to play?

yeah give me a sec

alright hit me

Are you Chad? Then say whatever the fuck you want, it doesn't matter. Are you not Chad? Then don't bother because she thinks you're subhuman. If you were Chad, you'd already know it, so you're not, so don't bother.

no already got prettier girls, I'm just bored and fucking around for giggles

hahaaha

Seems like a very bland person. Hard to work with.
Assuming you don't want to shitpost at her:
>How about we meet at someplace nice where they have Absolut Oak? That way we could combine the memes and the vodka!
…weak

alright

Why would you lie on the internet? No one cares about you.

That exclamation point gave me cancer

you asked I answered breh, chillax

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And now you go to and research why absolute oak is indeed a meme vodka, so that you are prepared to explain your joke to her, if she turns out to not be a real vodka connoisseur.

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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Don't forget to wrap that exclamation point up with a few B) emojis

>acocado

>tfw to intelligent too spell avocado correctly

I've messed up. I accidentaly orderd $127 worth of sweets on ali express. Plz help me get rid of it. Pls, You have to come over and lick my lolipop

I can't wake up