He lifts

>he lifts
>he nofaps
>he dresses well
>he subscribes to lookism
>he mews
>he isnt a dick

Being a dick the past couple days is way more fun than being a nice guy pushover which I was for too long. Being an asshole to women makes them think about you which is necessary for them liking you. And then when they least expect it, I switch to nice guy mode and they will forget everything. Why didnt you faggots tell me this redpill sooner?

Balance, young grasshopper.

Of course. That's why I mentioned the switch

I used to be nice, but I got picked on in school and it turned me mean. I'm a dick to everyone all the time, every time I go out. I want to stop, because people hate me, and I can't blame them for it. How do I stop being mean, Veeky Forums? How do I be nice?

As a nice guy you need to avoid saying anything controversial, never insist your viewpoint in a discussion, laugh at their jokes, and most importantly NO PUSSY FOR YOU

embrace your inner bully, forgive your past bullies and practice compassion; open your heart.

>embrace your inner bully
that sounds like you're saying it's okay to be mean sometimes
>forgive your past bullies
I'm ready to forgive and turn over a new leaf
>practice compassion
this makes the most sense to me, thanks, I'll try it out
>avoid saying anything controversial
but I love doing this
>never insist your viewpoint in a discussion
I view people who do this or agree with everyone else all the time as weak and lacking conviction
>laugh at their jokes
this is hard since most people's jokes are cringe
>most importantly NO PUSSY FOR YOU
I'm married

This is me right now, how the fuck do I get out?

The fact you think you're 'being a dick' means that you're not really being a dick.

Don't be a dick, literally just do and say what you want instead of holding back like an oversocialized puss.

That's the point you moron