Today I learned the 9/10 fitness qt in my gym has a skinny fat dyel boyfriend...

Today I learned the 9/10 fitness qt in my gym has a skinny fat dyel boyfriend. How come she went for that faggot instead of roided up alphas like me that bench 3pl8s for reps?

I walked past her and she smelled so feminine.

her skinny fat dyel boyfriend has a big dick and is fun to be around

You have no redeeming qualities and a small penis so you do roids and get big to distract from your shitty Veeky Forums posting personality.

I'm no different but at least I know what I am

You're probably a short fuck, that's why.

Believe it or not, lifting weights doesn't automatically get you a loving gf. You need a decent personality, which judging by the website you're posting on, you probably lack.

good pasta

and you are probably just a boring meathead, you faggot

no one wants to be around you

I have many friends and a good personality always look after my family. Girls just don't give roiders like me a chance.

>dyel
He doesnt know what that is.

And thats why he has a gf.

i'm 5 ft 9 im not a manlet

I'm sure you'll get lots of (you)s for this post. I for one am in awe at the multiple layers of humour you have expressed. You said "I am not a manlet" whilst saying you are 5'9 which is a height commonly accepted as being a manlet. One of the best most sarcastic and most hilarious posts I have read on Veeky Forums in a while. Great post.

1. gotta have a social circle or prove you are social. facebook is a measure of this. ive seen girls reject good dudes because they arent as social. one girl actually thought the wedding would suck ass because the dude has few friends.

2. big dick helps or relationship history. girls talk and its a red flag if they cant pull up anything about you. having a big dick gives you sex with her friends, family and co workers. she'll brag and share.

3. being tall. or taller than her.

if you dont have these traits. get money and spend it on hookers. love can be bought.

>I have many friends and a good personality always look after my family.
>a good personality
You can't judge your own personality.

>1. gotta have a social circle or prove you are social. facebook is a measure of this. ive seen girls reject good dudes because they arent as social. one girl actually thought the wedding would suck ass because the dude has few friends.

Don't have Facebook or any social media. No friends.

>2. big dick helps or relationship history. girls talk and its a red flag if they cant pull up anything about you. having a big dick gives you sex with her friends, family and co workers. she'll brag and share.

Never had a gf at 24

>3. being tall. or taller than her.

I'm 6'0

>if you dont have these traits. get money and spend it on hookers. love can be bought.

I have 5k to my name


Time to kms???

It's all about the FACE

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Not true he is alpha and hench
Bitches are too dumb to even know what personality is.

God, she is beautiful.

this.

probably got a big dick and is tall and decent looking. girls are way shallow.

Lol'd hard

Because her gf probably isn't insecure like you

Women literally don't care about your body.

In the eyes of the average woman, beyond not being an utter twig or whale, her preference in bodytypes is as important as your preference of nipple size.

i'm a skinny dyel, used to be skinny fat with almost no muscle when i met my GF, she said that she fell in love with me because i'm a good listener and because i have a lot of empathy, you may look good but if you're not good inside you won't find genuine love

>tfw never had a gf at 24
Im not even ugly, Im pretty above average in the looks department at least nowadays anyway. That's what makes it bad for me. How will I ever explain myself other than being an autist.

>Believe it or not, lifting weights doesn't automatically get you a loving gf.
then this whole place is guilty of false advertising, i was told if i get shredded not only would i get a gf but i could take other guys gf's? what gives?

ive had no problem with girls and i dont even have facebook or any other sort of social media.

Post body

>23 kissless virging, pretty buff and at least a decent face
>nowadays can batner for days with the lasses because I never get laid anyway so I don't give a fuck if she gets mad or stuff
>everyone thinks I'm a player

How will I ever escape this nightmare?

Use the 5k to shop pro$ & find a steady that will give you a decent rate.

Nigga if I only I knew.
Everyone thinks I'm a player too.
How did we let this happen, what the fuck.

>i'm 5 ft 9 im not a manlet

Exactly me. But I met one I really wanted LTR with, and got her number in person, all was good then. Went away, trying to snaochat to organise another meetup and I think I'm just getting blown off. Anyway to save lads? My online game is weak af

most dyels are swingin dick

HURRRRRRRRRR IM NOT A MANLET GUYS IM NOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

becuase girls don't care about muscle when it comes to a relationship

they very much do for ons though

This is because "roiders" outwardly show lack of good judgement and selfishness through their apparence alone.

You might as well be a fat fuck at 200% bodyfat is you roid. Lets break it down for your meat head.

1. Using roids shows that you care about your looks far more then you care about anything else. E.g. your health, laws (whether you agree with them or not use of illigal substance shows lack of respect for law)

2. It actively shows a lack of ling term thinking. "Use roids now worry about potential side effects later in life". That basically telegraphs, "fuck girl now, worry about being a long term suitable partner later"

3. It shows selfishness. "My choice and actions to break the law or potentially hurt myself only effect me".

4. It shows arrogance but not the sexy kind. "I use roids because i know better than everyone that they are safe, no i didnt synth them myself, no im not sure if my money ultimatly funded other crimal acts, no im not an endo doctor but i know best cus muscles"

Smart gurls are right to avoid roiders. You can have the dumb bag thots.

No. If she's not interested she's not interested move on.

>5'9
>not a manlet
boy have I got some news for you

>t. natty redditor

Hardly. I use gear. But im not stupid enough to think my poor choices due to body dismorphia dont telegraph to the people around me.

>E.g. your health, laws (whether you agree with them or not use of illigal substance shows lack of respect for law)
I should blindly follow laws because big daddy government needs to protect me from myself?
>no thanks

If you want change you actively get involved to make it happen. You dobt ignore the proccess cus "its not fair waaaaaaah". Thats what toddlers do. Any man with self respect that is using gear should also be actively involved in their politcal surroundings to change the laws they disagree with.

You teenage rage agaist the machine faggle

I'm in medschool and barely have time to shit post anymore. No way in hell am I spending what little down time I have on politics. I'll leave that to you NEET faggots

Love the back peddeling you dyel peice of shit. Keep it up i like my little boys submissive

Roidybois generally have shit personalities. She's probably ridden the cock carousel enough to gather this, so she went for relationship material personality instead.

Trust me when i say if her bf had both body and personality she'd love him a while lot more

i've been laughing my balls off at everyones posts. this shit is too funny. but boy am i a friendless virgin. haha.

People literally think "he's a big guy" for the 0.004 seconds they actually think about you when they see you in the street. Stop with the reddit tier pseudo psychology.

>Implying small nuaouses and subconsious decisions dont largely impact a persons first impression of you in the dating game.

If you look like you roid, you look like you roif and that ultimatly shows poor judgement in the persuit of self.

Admit it or not thats what it boils down too. If you roid, like me, show some self respect and accept that flaw

>she smelled so feminine.

Sometimes I wish I had a gf just so I could smell her hair.

True. Steroids are for the mentally and physically inferior. Natural is the only way to go.

I had girls saying that they'd hook up with me because I'm hot but wouldn't date me because I'm too quiet.

The Virgin Chad.

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>but boy am i a friendless virgin. haha.
Hey same here, man. Honestly don't even mind being a virgin anymore, especially with all the weird porn to stimulate me with. What REALLY kills me inside is not having friends, being unable to socialize, making most social situations uncomfortable, and never moving up the corporate ladder because I can't hold a convo with my boss (even though I'm undeniably the best person in my position as far as results go). /end rant
HOW DO I STOP BEING AUTISTIC I WANT OFF THIS RIDE REEEEEEEEEEE

If you had such a great personality and likeable qualities, beside having good physique, you'd be getting pussy.

But you're not. Even unlikable nerds and fedoratipping cunts have friends, usually the kind with the same shitty personality. Having friends isn't really a great metric to judge your own personality.
The fact that you take care of your family isn't something anyone will care about, or even know about, until they get to know you better.

The fact that you post this whole shit here shows us that you are don't really view that girl as anything but a hot bimbo who, according to you, should be going after the biggest most shredded guys. As far as can be told from what you post, your personality is kinda shit mate