How are indians so dyel when they literally live off of the ultimate bulking food brought to men by Vishnu himself to...

>poor Indian poos by day and raping their ugly mustachioed sisters by night
implying im not indian

Aight bro relax, I'm just fucking with you. Lol my Indian buddy gets in a murderous rage every time he just sees Pakis, I have to convince him not to murder them.

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Because most of them permabulk while sitting on their asses for 18 hours a day working at their customer service jobs.

>sitting on their asses for 18 hours a day working at their customer service jobs.

more like sitting on the shitting streets for 18 hours a day having explosive diarrhea

Punjabis eat butter chicken, lift and wrestle all day.

Jesus christ pakis are pathetic you got a link to that?

>my Indian buddy gets in a murderous rage every time he just sees Pakis
a true indian i see

In Indian society gainz are limited to the Kshatriyas. You're probably in the wrong caste.

Yep, he taught me to tell them "pakistan murdabad" or something, they don't like it

to be honest i do this with my friends too. make em hate pakis with sample red pills here and there

Because their version of lifting is doing curls straight off the rack is in jeans and a polo with like 4 of their friends. That's no way to build size.

Indian food is great though and you can make it have some excellent macros. Very adaptable to vegan/vegetarian/lactose-free diets as well, or any other restrictions people may have.

Well I'm an Israeli so we hate them anyway, can't wait till you guys nukem.

>What did you say you son of a bastard bitch

Please stop stopping him.
The less of those sub-human Pakis the better.

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>religion of peace

>there are indians on this website
Go shit your degenarecy somewhere else

>there are indians on this website
fucking newfag fuck off back to plebbit. indians have been for years. i bet you came here after hearing about it from r/the donald. kill your self normie

Chill you crazy paki.

Son of bich basterd don't start again

>bulking
Know how I know you’re fat and never gonna make it? You’re worse than Pajeet

Worked with some Indians at a couple of jobs, here is my findings from my observations.
They seemed to mostly eat vegetable curries salted and spiced to fuck.
One got a kidney stone due to excessive salt intake.
They are very lazy and have no work ethic, I can't imagine most lifting hard at the gym.
They stink, surprisingly not like poo maybe because this country you use toilets, but just like dirty laundry because they obviously don't like to use water and powder. Which brings me to my next finding, they are very cheap.
Lastly they are very sleazy and pervets who like to dream about and prey on white women, who detest the poo's.

One redeeming factor is that they are generally not violent and you won't find a group of them in an alley waiting to mug you like the niggers.

That's what a fullblood Paki would say.
I'm onto you!

You motherfuck fuck your mother.
That's how it goes right?

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North Indians/Pakistanis can actually get pretty ripped because they eat meat and rice.

However, unlike rich white fags, we are poor, gyms are shit, knowledge of fitness is lacking (one pt in India told me sweat is fat leaving your body) and our number one priority as a people is money so just like East Asian bros, we spend more time studying/working then getting fit. In Asian countries, a man is seen as attractive if he's wealthy and independent while rich fag countries think people are attractive if they're good looking.

Once we become a rich fag country like Canada or South Korea, then we'll have the time to start working out and you'll have to bully people from African countries instead.

You guys have more experience with eastern indians and southern indians who are more often vegetarians, are generally shorter and leaner, and also eat more pungent curries so they have that unique odor. Of course their is nothing wrong with this. When white fags first came to Japan. The Japanese thought they stunk because they had never come across a people that eat as much beef. South and East bois are still valued members of the desi family.

In before street shitting etc. Managing a billion poorly educated people with limited resources and absurd amounts of corruption is an impossible task but we manage to do it.

Thanks user. Had some keks

Anons will deny us but Veeky Forums saved my life in Pakistan. I would have fucking killed my self years ago living in Lahore because of what a miserable shithole it was but Veeky Forums introduced me to anime, porn, video games and movies that I wouldn't even know existed. You may hate me but I love you. :)

That was some larping Paki my man

But even when you come to white countries we just see you as creepy taxi drivers or petrol station attendants. Unfortunately due to all your poorfags flocking to these countries you have a bad rep and girls see you as rapists.

>When white fags first came to Japan. The Japanese thought they stunk because they had never come across a people that eat as much beef

Really, that's an interesting take on white-western people. Is it still true? I mean, If i went to japan, would they think I reeked of red meat?

>REEEEEEEEE SOUTH INDIANS
every north indian ever. fuck off amit. northies are the stinkiest things ive ever met

They have perma diarrhea from poor hygiene

He's talking shit I've been to japan plenty of times not once had people make the same disgusted faces that people make when a disgusting poo in loo walks by I also know good enough moon and nobody mentioned smell I was thought off as gay once since I have muscles.

No that's retarded.

I've been working with Indians since 2004 and I still can't stand all the burping and noises when eating at the office.
Tip: NEVER go to the bath after they took a shit.

They're very nice people, but this shit really makes me crazy. Gonna get postal one of these days at work.

Back to topic, they put so much spice on their food that all the bulking powers go down the drain at once.

>thank God no Indian/Paki at gym

That's just a different culture for you.

bc rice is not the ultimate bulking food. Chinks and poos live off it yet they are the most dyel races out there,and some poos have genetic potential as well

>nobody mentioned smell
says the faggot talking about indians hiding behind screen on mongolian coconut farming board

Indians are vegetarians typically. That's why.

>gyms are shit

Pajeet, my son... As in the streets, so it is everywhere.

Rice in high amounts is basically like eating poison everyday

I've got a Persian mate who worked at an Indian restaurant for a while. He'll never eat Indian again and neither will I with the shit he told me.
They keep the oil for weeks until it's black and unusable, they put heaps of spices and salt to kill any bacteria because of the shitty ingredients, they dropped food on the floor and picked it up and still used it and of course the chef didn't wash his hands after pissing and probably shitting.

stupid parsik lied to you.

Sure, because we all know how clean and sanitary Indians are. The only people more vile than you are gypsies, and guess what -- THEY ALSO COME FROM INDIA.

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> tfw no jutti wearing Indian gf
Also fuck South Indians lmao

They don't lift. They just waste space like a woman.

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Ahahhhhaha 3rd worlder broken English is my favourite shit also India got btfoed

My university is loaded with indians, they're weak as fuck, smell wierd, are awkward in the locker rooms, and creep out all the girls as they walk around in groups wearing polos and jeans. Some can be cool, but for the most part they have poverty tier lifts and are so unable to socialize with the rest of the world that they come off creepy as fuck.

I am a Medical Sonographer, and pretty much half of the fucking indian patients that come in have fucking jaundice, excess levels of bilirubin and shitty digestive tracts (no pun)

How is it that their diets consist of healthy foods and yet their health is borderline mutation?

Lol meat consumption is way higher in rest of the country. Vegetarianism is a north Indian thing. Check the stats. The reason north Indians can be bigger because that's where invading armies used to come from necessitating a better physique.

Fuck off jewboy

Indian DYEL here. Trying to get big but honestly for me it has been family and their stupid belief on health that has made me so weak and DYEL

My family have many strange health belief, here are some of them:

>My father is VERY racist to pakistanis. Therefore, he says that we must eat what pakistanis cannot at that time so if there is a big heatwave in pakistan, he force me to eat ice cream for every meal as the pakis cant have it
>My mother make me eat frozen blocks of turmeric powder because 'it prevents the belly from expanding'
>Obviously I am not allowed milk so cannot GOMAD. I try to prove to my parents that cows are not special - so they force me to sleep for 2 weeks on a bed of mcdonalds toys because 'i love cows being killed so love mcdonalds'
>they ALWAYS use clarified butter, at least 4 tablespoons, because it is 'traditional'
>they think the gym is 'gay' and hate gay people. my father has beaten me because i had a kettlebell in my room. he thought it was a sex toy of an inflamed testicle
>they make me wash my underarms with cumin so I stink

I fucking hate this shithole

>pakis cant have ice cream
wat?

please tell me you're joking about washing with cumin

if they have a heatwave they cant so he wants to mock them

no she thinks it smells good

is that just your family or what because my indian mates over here in the UK don't wash themselves with cumin or any shit like that, never heard of it before.
They hate pakis and muslims though

>>My father is VERY racist to pakistanis. Therefore, he says that we must eat what pakistanis cannot at that time so if there is a big heatwave in pakistan, he force me to eat ice cream for every meal as the pakis cant have it
That's sounds both hilarious and insane.

it is my family and neighbors i live in india

>sleeping on mcdonalds toys
>inflamed testicle
copy pasta green text LARP material

kek funniest Veeky Forums greentext in a while user

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Anyone got a good curry recipe, preferably chicken?

If you put poop in it, then you get diarrhea and the nutrients just flush out onto the streets.

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Indian food is great for bulking and hell on Earth for cutting cause the ratio between calories and protein is awful. Well vegetarian Indian food that is.

t. Punjabi vegetarian my whole life and still skinny fat

Not enough protein, don't lift at all, too many carbs, too many sugary sweets.

They end up just being skinnyfat

t.pajeet

Holy shit I think I know you. I kinda had a feeling you were a fitizen since you worked out but you were still socially awkward at parties. Next time I see you I'll ask if you're a lucky guy.

>tfw Kshatriya

>saved a thumbnail
>forced to sleep on toys for liking macdonalds so much
>no gomad due to sacred cows
>eating ice cream to spite pakis
i want this to be true so bad

Japanese love beef now

Inbreeding and shitty health habits/care

At least put a bit of effort in. Cows are sacred because of how much Indians love milk. How the hell else do you think ghee is so pervasive. And hating pakis is not racist, it's obvious.

Not beef, but I've heard this said of dairy. I never understood it one day at the grocery store I work at, maintenance guy had to pour out a hundred gallons of lukewarm spoiled milk. That shit smelled exactly like white guy body odor.

If you don't find a way out of there its your own fault.

The secret is in the spices and the paste. I use a slightly modified version of this for the paste, skipping the coriander and going easy on the garlic, but adding some cinnamon.

Also, ghee for certain dishes. I don't use it in curries though.

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jesus fucking christ

Yeah there's an issue with "straight" men fucking young boys in some parts of pakistan.

Because most of them don't lift, and those that do, do badly.
Traditional indian gyms are all clubs and mauls for ballistic workouts

They're mostly vegetarians and don't eat chicken curry, doofus.