Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>tfw waking up alone again
>tfw eating alone again
>tfw going to sleep alone again

>be obese
>happy
>get fit
>depressed cause no gf still
>realize it's all about height
Holy shit glad I got fit before losing all motivation cause of manlet memes

>tfw opened Veeky Forums to make the same thread but this one was 2nd on the list
>tfw no qt gf to hug

>tfw gf cheated on me few weeks ago
>get tinder again few nights ago
>30 matches within 12 hours
>2 girls already want me to come over to their house tomorrow night and "tryout to be their cuddle buddy"
>one is a thicc asian girl with huge tits and ass, but skinny waist
>other is a white masters student with massive tits

lads, I love being single

>0 matches ever
wtf

>tfw 28 years old, virgin and never had a gf
Loneliness is slowly killing me.

those noodles and wine are bad for your gains bro

How do I get a gf
I'm willing to do anything

Look at least kinda average, get social skills.

Become more attractive, financially stable, fix your personality flaws and become interesting and well adjusted, learn to behave socially.

>tfw no gf

Get a daki

you gotta do alot

What kind of things did you do to a get a gf in the first place? Have you even tried finding a date?

>tfw no bf
>tfw no friends
>tfw friday night and here I am at my bed alone posting to animeboard

Bros you are only people I talk to.
You are my only friends.

These dim-lit wojaks fucking hit me right in the feels

be happy if youve never had one, you dont know the feel of losing one

I joined an improv theater in hopes of finding a gf

>start uni end of september
>gf is crying her eyes out, sad that I'm leaving
>two weeks later she rings me accusing me of cheating
>apparently someone had posted a snapchat story that accidentally recorded me talking to a girl in a club
>immediately she gets paranoid and grows distant
>refuses to come up and see me
>two months pass of us speaking less and less
>go down to see her this weekend
>tell her that I love her and that I'd never do anything with another girl
>tells me 'okay, I want to share my future with you and I love you too'
>we fuck
>three days later
>text her telling I'll be back home for Christmas on the 1st December
>get a text saying we shouldn't be together anymore, she can't deal with the distance and is too worried about me with other girls
>tell her to fuck off and grow up

and that was that lads, funny thing is now I really am going to go out and be an absolute manwhore, which is what she was worried about me being all this time

Do it long enough for attraction to build and get into social circles or do something that gets the point across better. Remember, you don't have the words "In search of a gf" written on your forehead. Use internet dating like 95% of modern people do.
I don't do it for a reason.

>studying italian in rome for a month
>meet brazilian milf in class
>hear her joke that italian men don't hit on her
>decide to go for her
>ask her out to lunch
>we meet, she's already drinking wine
>we talk, I say in my broken italian that I'm surprised she is a mother and I'm surprised she is single
>she drinks a bit too much wine
>seems very warm
>say we should do this again and I want to get to know her more
>earlier today
>she invites me to go with her and her brazilian friend on a trip
>send her a message about her new whatsapp profile pic saying she has a nice smile, very attractive
>she doesn't respond and asks me to help her find appropriate ticket times
>show her a ticket
>she says good, thank you
>tell her the trip sounds good but I need to know if I try to kiss her what happens
>she sends me a message that we're just friends and I'm too young for her

am I autistic and just can't read people?

No. To be fair you seem too confident to be a standard Veeky Forums tier autist
Keep working user, you'll make it

>i need to know if i kiss her what happens

what the fuck bro you totally killed the mood

You asked her what would happen if you kissed her? what the fuck user, she's not wrong that you're too young if you think that's the way to do things

>tfw I have a feeling I might've finally met my future gf, even though I haven't actually really talked to her yet, but I have seen her around and I have also looked her up on Facebook and googled her and liked what I've seen, and I know for sure I will eventually get a chance to talk to her, as I see her on a weekly basis, and we just might hit it up and end up together, and even if we don't, no harm has been done

>implying I'm going to spend a whole day with a woman i want to fuck without knowing if she's even into me

I'm not here to waste my time or to cuck myself spending a whole day trying to flirt with a woman who doesn't want it. Also I'd make a move and then I'd have to stay with her for the day after getting turned down

If you are willing to do everything you would already done it. You need to let go of everything and that is one of the hardest things in life.

If Chad said this it wouldn't of killed the mood. He simply wasn't up to her standards.

Chad could admit to being a rapist and it wouldn't kill the mood