Hey, could you spot me while I squat?

>hey, could you spot me while I squat?

Yep.

I could but I won't

thot
begone

sure thing.

Squat on THIS
*unzips dick*

>One of each pair of dumbbells is missing from every weight from 5 to 35 lbs
>pile of barbells at girls feet at the bench
>girl is doing front squats while holding a single barbell

spot my vape

>you too

Sure
Just let me adjust my cock so that it'll set between your cheeks and rub against your cunny....
There we go
All set.

>sure, but you gotta spot me while I bench after

I don't spot people.

Damn. I’m actually gonna use this one at the gym

b-but im bad at squat

"I love your videos"

Just use the safety bars you mong

>sure, but you gotta sit on my lap while I bench after

I can

O-ok, what color would you like?

Bitch why do you need a spot on bench there’s bars on the rack for a reason

>hey Veeky Forums, how come I never get laid?

Why do you have a zip on your dick?

>being this new

>implying I want to get laid
I just want some friends, damnit.

i can be your friend if you live in poland and buy me food cuz im a neet.

I thought I did, then I realized that I kind of dislike hanging out with people when I don't have an easy way out or way to leave quickly.

I'd ideally like female bro who feels the same way and doesn't mind dishing out blowjobs and being hammered fairly hard and for a decent amount of time by someone with an abnormally large dick

But that's...not happening.

damnit james

reddit everywhere

>ends up in jail for sexual harassment

y-you too

Yes. Don't mind this thing you feel protruding into your back, it's only my erect penis.

Look at this faggot, he actually only know half of the meme ! KYS yourself retard.

Sorry, I don't know how to.

I'd let her do box squats on my face.

Hell naw, my wife works out here Thotty.