I want to become a giga slampig...

I want to become a giga slampig. What routine and lifts do I need to do to be able to steal any boy from their girlfriend?

I believe any semi attractive woman could get a guy to cheat on their gf with them by just being upfront and honest about wanting to fuck, also by being very touchy and close to make the guy not think he’s being meme’d.

fpbp

Headbobs to failure (or success, he won't care)

Squats and core work. If already slender and toned, guys will usually be surprised to find that you look better without clothes than with them.

Yeah, pretty much.

Unless the guy has a shred of decency. If a semi attractive woman, even a very attractive woman, could get you to cheat on someone you care about, you have no control over yourself, you are weak. You will never make it.
>inb4 it's alpha
It's more alpha to have self control, grow the fuck up.

Trips of truth

Cuck.

Trips don't lie desu

>Approach random men 1x?(probably only need to do it once)
>ask them to fuck you silly
>???
>profit

Dress slutty, thats it
And sqwads

go up to random guys and ask for them to fuck your face and then you let them

>not cheating, having mental fortitude and common decency
>cuck
This site is 18+ m8

I believe women are whores but not m'lady princess gf. No she would never fuck a more desirable and readily available partner as her mind is biologically predisposed to do because I'm the best and I have m'honor

>I complain that I'm a khv but I still give advice on relationships
Topkek

Confirmed for never having had a attractive woman come on to you

Imagine not being able to rise above your biological predispositions. You fags are worse than the >muh genetics fatties. Women aren't all whores, they are simply weak willed, same as men. Women look to their men for guidance. If you are strong, desirable, and moral then she will never cheat on you. If she senses weakness however, if she thinks she can do better or you're stepping out, yeah she'll sleep with someone else. It's your job to be better, to set the example. Be manly, be desireable, be upstanding.

Post ass, let's see your potential

So if a 10/10 Female desperately wants you to fuck her you’re just going to say no?

Why would you just lie on the internet? Chad wouldn’t feel the need to lie on the internet.

Also, you’re the broken one (physiologically) if you wouldn’t do it. You’re the type of guy to have an insane level of loyalty, which just comes off as pathetic and autistic.

Get hit on by attractive women almost everyday m8, I work at a gym. Had women offer to blow me in the bathroom before. If you aren't a weak willed pussy it's pretty easy to say no. Having a more attractive gf also helps. Plus you get used to it, after the first few women hit on you the magic wears off and the butterflies go away. It's nice, but ultimately they only want to bang to show they're better than you. "I can get that hot guy, I'm hotter than him" When you say no it drives them insane. Keeping living like a sadcunt though m80

>insane level of loyalty
>not fucking the first roastie that comes onto you when you have a gf

Underage b8

Let's be honest here if a 10/10 wants to fuck that must mean you're worthy of 10/10s you're not going to get a guy with a 4-5/10 gf to have 10s lust after him. Whole scenario is make believe

If I'm in a committed relationship, yes I would say no. Does your word mean so little to you that you would throw it away at the mere prospect of sex with another woman? I'm not broken physiologically, I still find them attractive and want to have sex with them, but I am more than my biological urges. You are too, if you would grow up and realize it.

>loyalty is pathetic
is this bait?

>my priorities are different from yours therefore you have no self control

Shut the fuck up, pussy.

It is when it’s not reciprocated by your partner.

And if you think your gf or wife wouldn’t fuck the first Chadillinaire that shows her attention you’re kidding yourself.

>your priority is honor, loyalty, self-control
>my priority is muh dick
>you can't say one is better than the other, don't tell me what to do!!1!
Really made me think

what are you, a woman?

Perhaps you need to find yourself a better woman. Or perhaps you need to make yourself more desireable. Either way, good luck ever having a relationship with that attitude.
>why'd you bang the first slut that came up to you at the party?
>'cause you would sleep with Chad Moneybags Thundercock!
>but I didn't. And I wouldn't. But I will now!

This guy is right. Had the best sex of my life cheating. And it still wasn't worth it.

Squat, Deadlift, Bench...

How fucking smug and pompous can you get

Kek, it seems my superiority has lead to some controversy. U mad bro?

cheat if 100% sure youre not going to get caught

Das a fine slampig right there.

This faggot either
A: got cucked
B: Still hasn't gotten over his parents' divorce

i would let you be my braphog any day girl :)

trips of truth
9/10 latina girl was kissing on me during my bros 21st in Vegas
I had to say no because of my girl back home
dick was diamonds and the tequila was in hand, but i managed to grab my buddy and escape

Bet you’ll regret that when your girl cheats on you.

A: nope
B: parents still happily married after 30+ years
You on the other hand, have a bucket of crabs mentality m80
>I don't want to behave morally
>therefore no one should behave morally
>this user must have had something bad happen to him, that's the only possible explanation why he would choose to behave morally

Unless your girl doesn't cheat on you...

Cheating sucks. I cheated on a girlfriend several times and every "I love you" and "I only want you" was like a knife in my heart. I mean it, genuine physical discomfort that guarantees that it's not worth the brief night of pleasure.

Absolutely this

this so much, unless you're a delusional r9k dweller or a legit sociopath it will haunt you long after the eventual breakup

Cheating isn't THAT common. most relationships don't end because one partner was being cucked, Most end because of compatibility issues

>being meme’d.
will the world be forever cursed with "memes?" civilization was a mistake bros

>crabs in a bucket
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. I don't give a shit if you cheat or not. I give a shit about you coming in here playing fucking Jiminy Cricket.

>So if a 10/10 Female desperately wants you to fuck her you’re just going to say no?

Yes, and I have told a women no behore. She was a 10/10 stripper that kept asking me to take her to pound town. I'm pretty sure she was just looking to rob me, try to think with your head instead of your pecker

In all honesty if a girl did this to me I'm cool enough with my gf to just ask her if she wants in. Then tell slam piggu if she wants a threesome

>What routine and lifts do I need to do to be able to steal any boy from their girlfriend?

Work on your personality, you sound like a cunt.

I have only had a twinkboy offer such things.
I... I said no... of course.

...

>playing Jiminy Cricket
See, right there. You think I'm lying about how I behave, you think I'm pretending, that I'm not actually as moral as I claim to be. But the reality is that I am. And the simple fact is that you are behaving with a bucket of crabs mentality. I am more upstanding than you. You don't like that I am more upstanding than you. Therefore I must be lying, it's some fake Jiminy Cricket persona, because really I'm no better than you, no one is any better than you.
Big ol' bucket o' crabs m80. Instead of trying to bring me down, to explain me away as a fictitious character, why not try to be better? I know you can be user.

ITT cynical bucketcrabs try to prevent better men than they being truly happy.

I never said you were lying. I said something must have happened to you to make you care this much about what other grown men do. Why are you so bothered by the fact that anonymous people on a Sri Lankan Flintstones fanfic forum aren't faithful? The bucket of crabs analogy doesn't apply because I'm not trying to talk you into cheating. I'm trying to talk you into minding your own fucking business.

Every guy has that one thing he wishes his gf would do, but she doesn't. Often but not always sexual. Sometimes it's just "go one fucking night without dropping hints that you want me to propose."

Maybe she doesn't suck his dick, or does a terrible job of it, or treats it like a chore rather than a treat for her. Maybe she gets up after sex and spends twenty minutes fixing her hair and makeup when all he wants is for her to stay there and tell him he's wonderful. Maybe her boobs are tiny and he never had a chance to play with bigger ones.

Either way, even the most satisfied man wants something she won't give, and that's a man's weak point. Some men won't cheat out of an admirable sense of loyalty, but many will.

Also, don't larp as a whore. It's a useful question for raising this point to help dissatisfied men, but whores are not something to aspire to.

> tfw had good enthusiastic porn-tier blowjob once and all future tepid, toothy bjs from gf just make me frustrated

Post body pic

HOW the fuckt hat happens?

offers to blow u? How?

I had women come up to me but never offer bj.

>insane level of loyalty
>literally just not sleeping with other people
Are you 14?

You know just because you're dating someone, it doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy about them. Pretty much every girl i was ever involved with I dated because the sex was easier to get than trying to fuck bar sluts.

Sometimes it's great to be a hunter. Sometimes it's great to be a farmer, where you can pick the fruit whenever you want.

It's really not and I wouldn't cheat but at the same time Veeky Forums is filled with 3d waifufags who barely had a girlfriend and life experience but already thinking about marriage and children. There is a very small chance that your current girlfriend will become your wife one day. People use their early 20s to experiement. Literally everyone. You can twist it the way you want and pretend to be a special snowflake "im very mature for my age people just dont understand" but it doesnt change the fact that having a girlfriend early in life is just someone you like fucking and enjoy spending time with, not necessary someone you want to settle with.
Just avoid the ones who take it too far by banging a new guy every week and the girls who arent compatible with you.

Heavy squats with lots of volume.
Also do some hip thrusts, high volume.
One legged leg presses.
Kick backs.
That hip extension thing.
Glute bridges.
Ab wheel.
Back extensions but focus on squeezing your ass and hamstring as you go up.
Leg curls and leg extentions.

there are no girls on this board. 90% of the traffic on the entire site is male and there are boards that are a lot more popular amongst girls like /soc/ or /cgl/ even Veeky Forums
lurk more and stop replying to obvious bait for fucks sake

That people don't consider having a genuinely serious relationship until their late 20s is why white people are going extinct

we all know its bait but have nothing to do and some anons in dred might be girls so they will know better.

baits are just excuse to shoot the shit with anons

I considered it since I was 18, but no woman was there for that serious ltr.
All was just slootin

he is clearly against cheating, how is he a cuck?

>he chooses such low-value partners and has such low self esteem that he pre-emptively cucks himself in his mind to justify his hypothetical infidelity
c'mon m8

having self control isn't cool until you're like 30

Actually some men wouldn’t. I wouldn’t if I was with a girl I really loved, depends if my girlfriend was a thot or not.

Kill yourself

>She does it
>So I do the same

Pathetic

You dont cheat because there is a probability that she will cheat and then you regret your choices if she cheats,you dont cheat because it's the moral thing to do and you shouldnt care or let others actions dictate yours.

SS + GOMAD

It's literally in our genetics to seek new women.

Men get less of a dopamine rush and less pleasure after fucking the same woman but when a new woman is introduced the dopamine spikes up and you feel immensely more pleasure (pic related). It's why shit like porn is so popular. It's a biological method for men to spread seed to many females and pass on his genetic material. The guy who fucks 100 bitches will be more evolutionarily succesful than the guy who fucks 1 and only 1 his whole life.

Wrong image. Here's the correct one

.t assmad cuck

brainlet here, can somebody explain this?

>hurr work on your personality

I want /r9k/ to leave.

>assigning no responsibility to the males
>half of this board calls anyone with a girlfriend or wife a cuckold anyway and promotes wanton promiscuity

I honestly don't know what I'd do if some ultra thot in tight shiny spandex with a fuckdoll bobcut wig and french manicured nails started coming onto me and rubbing my chest, but the blame for what happens after would at least in part lie with me.

PS OP is demi lovato though i'm sure anyone like myself would have just reverse image searched it and come up with it anyway.

Its why back in the day we had (in the west, anyway) strict social rules to try to combat promiscuity in both of the sexes. Not to be a fedora tipper, but society has definitely gone downhill with the almost complete removal of any negative consequences from being a slut.

fat dicks are good

Demi Lovato is prime underrated slampig

what the fuck is wrong with you....

Mirin dat jaw, she'd give you strong sons

Demi always makes me think unchristian thoughts

this, lets see it chad

>it will never be your job to basically put your face in her crotch as you zip up her dominatrix tier thigh high boots before a show

why live?

im in the clear lads

Gotta get right in there