Post your weakness

heroin makes you lose weight, fatty

Yep, not an American here but we have dairy products that you don't have also.

Mate cant explain it but i fucking love getting my missus tongue my arsehole. Like ive even got special pants i put on for it and everything. But i kinda had to stop cause what it is right, i like to be on all fours for it, but i told my mates at work and they all pissed themselves laughing saying being on all fours makes you the girl. So yeah had to tell me bird no more tongue time.

Lantchips > OLW

true. chips is really the only thing i have to completely stay away from. if i even taste one, i am like a vampire. I can't stop until i have eaten them all like a beast.

>Lantchips

Interesting

t. Finn

>Australians

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Bjäre Chips > allt annat

5 for a quid lads

Taste so fucking good

delet dis
fuck I want one now

oi m8, burger here, what's a quid? thought you blokes used the pound?

where you buy them mate?

I think its the same thing

I cant stop! Its so cheap and delicious!

BREAD!

Sandwiches, Bagels, Breaded Fried Chicken...fuggggg

Nothing like bacon, eggs, cheese, on a toasted everything bagel salt pepper ketchup FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>cheese is good for you
If you believe Big Dairy, then yeah it's the healthiest thing on the planet.

If you believe science, then no it is not healthy in any way.

>cheese is good for you though, right?
Yes
>If you believe science, then no it is not healthy in any way.
>healthline.com/nutrition/foods/cheese#section1
>suppversity.blogspot.de/2014/05/bcfa-gut-health-immunity-cancer.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2013/12/dairy-good-bad-or-ugly-latest-studies.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2016/07/cheese-your-health-cvd-cancer-metabolic.html
>suppversity.blogspot.de/2014/05/bcfa-gut-health-immunity-cancer.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2013/12/dairy-good-bad-or-ugly-latest-studies.html
>suppversity.blogspot.com/2016/07/cheese-your-health-cvd-cancer-metabolic.html

Quid is to pound as buck is to dollar

I can't say no to these

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T-they can't be THAT bad for you right?
like eating 15 in a single seating can't be that bad...
Only the good stuff, not that cheddar shit or american """""""""""cheese"""""""""""
My nigga, every 2 weeks is pizza day for me, thin crust only tho

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sour cream n bacon ruffles
oh lord

yeah that's some good za right there bro

Completely flattens my appetite but I love it so much

These. Friday night is wing night with the boys and I can't resist. So fucking delicious.

>believe le science maymay

Neckbeard detected

Science isn't a religion you believe in you rick and morty watching brainlet

Coffee makes me shit faster and harder than laxatives so i raerly eat it when i have to go to school.

you aren't supposed to eat the beans

huh, so that's why it doesn't happen to me when i buy it from a coffee shop or buy it canned.
i tought they gave it a better flavour

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I haven't had one in three months

FUUUUUCK

Think Thin peanut butter bars.

I'm addicted. But at least they're well incorporated into my diet at this point. I have binged on them a few too many times before though.

>sleeping
I can't get any sleep, lads :c pls send help.
>tfw it's 23:52 and I have to get up at 7
Also,
>Masturbating is a problem
I can masturbate forever. On NoFap now though. I get really degenerate when I don't fap. I accidentally got a hard-on for a BBW in a hijab at Walmart. She walked over and told me something in Arabic. I didn't understand so she giggled and asked me if I needed any help. I could probably cum to anything right now desu and it's only day 1.5

ALLAH DELIVER ME FROM THIS DEGENERACY

what
dude, get some help.

I'm not the gay webm poster. Gays get the rope. The boner was a one time thing. I'm just focusing my thoughts on other things now. Also, I lied. I have to be at work at 7. I probably should get up a lot earlier. Goodnight Veeky Forums

>the boner was a one time thing

Ramen

Sashimi

:C I'M GOING TO CASTRATE MYSELF it was only once and it was at like 3am too. I'M NOT A CREEP HER BUTT WAS HUGE IM SO SORRY I SHOULD JUST DROP DEAD AND KILL MYSELF :CC

How many calories in a grilled cheese?

DID THEY REALLY NEED TO INCLUDE 'ANUS'?

Mine is like 500

Yep otherwise you'd get constipation and die.

I have been with multiple girls, have gf, had gf and all this shit, but never, ever was I turned on by vaginas. I'm often wondering if I'm a fag without knowing.

Sounds like it
does it taste good for you?

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With my first gf it took me eating her out like 5 times before I liked the taste, with current gf it's nice, but "I like making her feel good" nice, more than anything else. I don't mind it, that's for sure.

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>your weakness
Cute mousy girls with button-noses that smile at me sheepishly under the rim of their misfitting glasses, who look like a deer in headlights when I hit on them.

Unfortunately I have no pictures of these creatures.

If you hold me underwater long enough then I will die

My only weakness

>tfw recently binged on pan dulce and didn't gain

On that note, stay regular.

100g cheese is 350-500, doubt youd plop 100g on 1 grilled cheese sandwich though

I could make that happen

>I have no pictures of these creatures
You can't take a picture of a mythological creature made up by god-fearing men.

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To be fair. as far as pastries go pan dulce is probably the least harmful, especially compared to doughnuts or baklava

Funny since no one can say yes to you

real as fuck

reported.

>Pan dulce
Mi hermano de color negro
Concha is THE BEST

I was actually disappointed by the experience. It had been a while and all I could taste was the sugar and none of the aromatics.