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That ass isn't even worth the full pasta

that's disgusting

i go to the occasional workplace social event. but i always hate arriving and leaving alone, and not always feeling part of the group

but other than work events, what kind of situations should i put myself in?

>workplace
Go to stuff that isn't work related

what kind of stuff? have any examples?

i dont get invited anywhere

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Go and do some sports OP. If you want to pick up girls, do volleyball or something. If you want something a little more dude centric, play football. Ie. join a local club.

You sound like people shun you so I'd do something like football first, good for fitness and you'll make friends. Chicks dig dudes who have a big social group.

Climbing gym, automotive clubs, shit like that would work too. You don't have to be the best, just have to listen to people.

thanks, but i have no have eye coordination, so most sports are not within my limits

i have tried bouldering, didn't make any friends from it however

what kindof workplace/job is that ?

I am sort of in the same boat. Moved to a new state a while ago, and I have a few friends but they are usually busy so most nights are spent alone building Lego.

I have been considering joining a dance study to learn how to dance. I hear its a great way to meet people and chicks dig it when you can confidently swing them around a dance floor.

also considering joining a Yoga place and going a few times a week to keep my flexibility up.

Hoping these things will get me to meet more people and maybe even some fun girls.

>He has a job
look at that normie whining

OP here, I've tried dance
no one talks to me. the girls don't even seem interested in dancing with me tbqh

>normie
what part of not having friends and being a khv is normal?

>ugly, skinny, acne ridden, khv edgelord all throughout highschool
>the second week of uni, decide I'm fucking done with this shit
>friday night
>roommates out at work, no one to hang with
>get shitfaced alone
>wander out and randomly drunken chatter with crowds of other drunk college students
>follow some to a frat
>ask some average looking girls if I can roll with them so that I can get inside
>they agree
>absolutely trashed once I get inside
>bullshit with randoms by the girls bathroom
>one girl sticks near me and talks
>ask if she wants to smoke weed
>she does
>follows me to my house
>get high
>put my hand on her tit without saying anything
>fuck (no condom lel)
>mfw it was this fucking easy

Good job user

cont'd

>text her nonstop the next 3 days
>zero concept of game
>eventually stops responding
>feel needy as fuck
>6 months later
>get second job to cover cost of accutane treatment (poorfag with no coverage from state insurance)
>acne free in 4 months
>find Veeky Forums
>get autistic about lifting
>put on 30 lbs in 5 months
>lean with abs and stoked to squat lmao2plate
>fast forward 4.5 years
>still in uni cause depression
>spent all of those years focused on socializing, lifting, and getting shitfaced
>had 3 (shitty) relationships
>fucked 15 girls at this point
>getting a lot of action on Tinder
>able to pull dtf 4s and 5s
>still too beta to approach girls irl
>pretty jacked by normie standards
>still feel small
>start frauding 2 weeks ago
>go as Old Spice guy for halloween
>go with friends to sorority live-out
>everyone in the room looks at me when I walk in
>dudes come up to me miring
>women gazing from corner of room
>"bro if I looked like that I'd get so much pussy"
>see hot sluts
>still too beta to approach
>go home feeling like shit
>fast forward to today
>meet some new friends at mock casino party
>meet dude with my name
>"Oh shit, your name is user too? You look like the Incredible Hulk version of me"
>i'm only 190 lbs
>sterons haven't even kicked in yet
>still feel small
>shitpost on Veeky Forums on friday night

Enjoyed reading

What kind of ghetto nigger job did you work my man?

lol creep

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>I got beat up at my previous job because people thought I was creeping on girls
It's amazing to me how many people are expressing sympathy for you because of this. The reality is, you're a creep. People don't do this out of the blue. You absolutely crossed multiple lines for a group of guys to gang up and take it this far.

>I was creepy and made them uncomfortable
No shit. user, listen to me: you really are a fucking creep. Only an idiot would get fucking jumped and then say to himself "It's just them, I'm not doing anything wrong." Do you know how far you have to take it for someone to beat the shit out of you like that? Take this as a sign that you are incredibly poorly socialized around girls and need to wake the fuck up and stop being a spergy little creep.

Would you look at the hairy hands this semen demon got. 4.5/10 might not tap

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What must it feel like to exist solely as a sexual object?

Is she even self aware? Does she have any deeper thoughts? Is her entire existence geared towards being a fuckdoll?

images dont depict her personality user

check it out OP, you make friends by... being friendly.
no one talks to you doing hobbies? talk to them
coworkers don't associate with you? associate with them
Be friendly, kind, and outgoing, and people will respond in turn

People hardly ever think

Basically your failing at life Because you're afriad to fail. Here the kicker, fail more. Start talking and stop staring at girls. Treat everyone like a bro. Just keep talking and eventually it will become comefortable. Women will start coming to you and giving obvious signs they're attacted to you. Don't so any aggression and never ever show your insecurities. Fake it till you make it bro. It's just like lifting there will be fails put if you push you will go farther.

One day we will make it, fellas. I refuse to stagnate. I refuse to give up.

Not him but i would like to add to remember and use names just greeting people by their name on work makes it allot more likely that they will socialise with you

You're a classic autist full of excuses. Why even post this thread if you are going to come up with a reason why you won't follow any of the recommendations?

Nobody is obligate to "talk to you" while you engage in a hobby; you do a hobby because it is something you like to do. You don't magically have hand-eye coordination the day you pick up a sport; you have to practice the sport constantly to get good at it.

At the end of the day you are just being a lazy coward and you will never have anything redeeming to offer others if you give up on things just because they dont instantly generate friends or you arent an instant expert.

I hope to be you someday user

>turning in your natty card

How’s that emptiness feel like?

i came up with one reason for not doing sports

im fine with bouldering however

You also came up with reasons to not do hobbies ("nobody talked to me while i was doing it")

What do you expect, you are wrenching on a car in your garage and some slut is supposed to just walk in and start sucking your dick?

>1549
>consider going to Nürnberg tonight, which is like 90km from here
>no friends
>would go to a movie at 2340
What do I do before the movie? Just going to a bar alone? Sitting on one table doing nothing but drinking alone? I have no social skills.

>have acne
>take AS

kys you idiot

Have you guys tried websites that are made for finding friends? Give it a try you have nothing to lose

>nothing to lose
>someone from work finds out for some reason

Oh fuck off, of course they fucking do. You can judge a book by its cover, and she's a fuckdoll who has geared her entire being to that end. She's most likely an escort.

so what? they see you're trying to make new friends

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>dicklet
>self-confidencelet

Saw qt3.14 at the gym today again. We were the only ones there. Still no balls to approach her. Have to study for a test on friday but just feel like playing vydia so I can forget about her for a while. How do you gain confidence lads? How do you approach qts?

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first, start drinking, go to a place where people your age go and talk to people that fits your style believe it or not, lots of lonely losers go out and hand out with people

like where?

most people go out with their friend(s) from what i can tell

>like where
Like any fucking bar or club ever. You don't want to change at all. You look critical at any suggestion and find a way why you don't want to do it. Kill yourself or stay the way you are forever, you refuse to change.
>b-but!
Kill yourself.