Do escorts like Veeky Forums clients?

srs question are you supposed to kiss them

also i see some expensive agency escort. are they that much better then the back pages ones?

You can't kiss them or do anything orally at all

I'd rather fap than ever get a hooker again. Humiliating, pathetic, waste of money

>not going to the brothel with friends and family
kek

BP is mostly a scam nowadays with fake pictures(bait and switch). Agencies will usually have quality girls, with real pictures.

When it comes to kissing that is usually part of the GFE(girlfriend experience), $100 Backpage hookers won't offer GFE. Agencies do.

GFE includes LFK(light french-kissing), DFK(deep french-kissing), bbbj(bareback blowjob), DATY(eating pussy), and covered vaginal sex.

Unless you know how to spot the fake ads from the real ones, to avoid being mugged by a pimp. I'd steer clear of Backpage hookers. If you have agencies in your area, DEFINITELY use them to get started. They should have reviews on one of the big sites.

fuck you sound pathetic

>tfw the one prozzie I ever fucked was a literal 10/10 Asian qt who actually seemed to get into it with me and provided the girlfriend experience, etc.
>went back the next day to the same spot and she wasn't there

reeee 2bh

>i don't understand how greentext works cuz i belong on reddit

They give teethy blowjobs

>not browsing reddit on a daily basis

I'm 18, lifting since 14, but have the personality of a horse after its had its head beaten in with a brick. Literally nobody likes me. I have a 100% rejection rate so far.

Thinking of hiring an escort so I can get it over with and stop being so obsessed over worthless sluts.

Yes? No? Someone decide for me

weird, this has been my experience too
they also tend to be sorta cute but their smiles show way too much gum

Do taco bell employees care if their customers are fat?

>pathetic
>not wasting $1000s on a whore who takes 1,000 dicks per year for a living just so you can bust a nut

Yes, cause fucking escorts removes the pressure of getting your first lay. Escorts helped me go from incel to normie.

What's the best price/performance? Would you say fucking escorts in a big city is better?

Give it another year. Actually try. Then hire one if you still haven't.

>t. virgin

Just hire one…Jesus Christ. It’s not something terrible that puts a scarlet letter on your forehead forever. You can fuck hookers and normal girls. Just get check ups on the reg and stop once you’re committed enough. Your dick is your favorite toy.

Fuckin do it pussy. What are you saving your virginity for your husband? Virginity/low number of sex partners is only important for women. If you are a man and aren't in double digits by 21, you should probably get tested for homosexuality.

Find yourself a nice agency girl with good reviews, who offers GFE, and enjoy the experience. After that start fucking backpage whores, and once you have confidence start fucking free sloots at the bar.

All they care about is money. Your body doesn’t mean shit to them. They may compliment you on your body but really they just want you to come back as a returning client so they can milk the cash cow and empty your wallet.

You give them money, and they offer you service. There is nothing more to it.

I mean you always pay to fuck the pussy anyways. Ever pay for your gf's meal, movie ticket, or a gift. It's the same shit all around.

Bad advice. If he's gone this long being incel then he might as well get it over with and lose his virginity cause he's not losing it any other way. Also you can get sloots way out of your league by going with escorts, I've fucked geniune 10/10's and I'm a solid 6.

dude if i were you i'd put away the escort money and join a kixkboxing gym or just go travel. just so you're a little less retarded.. the fact you're asking if escorts care is fucking alarming.

No wonder you are so bitter, you overpaid drastically. $1000s for 'a' whore? Fuck you're a chump. And what does it matter how I spend my money? I work and with my money I collect whores...should I be spending my money on chinese cartoon videos? Or the newest video game hunk of shit? Nope, my money and I strong whiskey and strange pussy.
Cost depends on services offered and area you live. I live in the NYC metro area and I spend $250-300/hour for gfe escorts. Massage parlor I spend ~$150 no gfe just pump and dump.

>but have the personality of a horse after its had its head beaten in with a brick

Stop thinking like this. No you don't. You are an interesting person to someone, I guarantee it. Start reading books or watch cool TV shows or get into movies or something. Develop your interests.

Don't be dull - it's a choice. First of all you need to improve your mentality though.

I hired this one off bp one time because she so perfectly fit the thicc milf fetish I'm into.

Didn't really know what i was getting into with her, thought it'd be the same as any other, money exchange, fuck and leave. Nah man. I walked up to her hotel room after a call, she opens the door with her tits out, sits me down and talks with me about herself and was just so pleasant. I handed money off to her and she didn't even look at it. She took me over to the bed and was just so happy to suck my cock. She said she literally fucking loves sex and asked me to use her vibrator on her while she was blowing me.

She asked how i wanted to fuck her and i told her i wanted to be on top. She strapped me up and I slammed that piggy so fucking good, my arms wrapped around her tits and sucking on them. She literally pulled my face upward and started making it with me.

Back of my mind is going "RED ALERT I GOT HERP FUCK" but in the moment i have no fucks. I came balls deep into that woman and she fucking had a blast the whole time.

Even after ward when i got dressed she stopped me to talk a bit more. I asked if she really enjoyed this kind if gig and she goes " you have know idea". I asked her when she started and she said fucking 14.

Everything about it from an outside perspective made me nope the fuck out in my head. She laughed and said she gets tested every month for everything and takes hygene very seriously, doesn't have a single std.

This was like a year ago and i did not catch anything. I can't help thinking back on it too every once in a while. Best 100 i ever spent. She saw me for a discount because i had trouble scheduling due to her own family stuff. Really nice woman.

If you're ever in Boston i recommend. Might hit her up again soon actually.

Nah. They prefer someone who is good looking over fucking a fat slob old man.

Man the only feeling of regret I'd get from this would be becoming an addict. I mean pay for pussy and move on with your day is really awesome. What I really wanna do is go to Eastern Europe and fuck some broads from there. But honestly sex is sex, it's just a matter of how people look at it.

where the fuck do you find these girls? i thought BP was kill

Who cares what escorts like? They're whores you're paying to fuck you.

Gib link to her profile I need to fap.

im barely out of dyel and the asian chicks at the massage parlor love it

they're not dropping a discount but you know they're not rubbing their hands over fat hasidic man titties the way they do over a decently built chest.

but either way who gives a shit. that's why you're hiring a who're, her opinion doesn't matter

It is kill. Like another user said in the thread, bp girls post in the actual personals section now and are almost all bait and switch or just uggos. Go to theeroticreview.com and just search your area. You can read free mini reviews from members of the site on girls to see if they're worth it.

You aren't paying for sex. You're paying for them to leave afterwards. Also, you're either stupid or have never hired a prozzie if you think it costs thousands of dollars. Girlfriends are nearly as expensive as whores are and in reality there isn't much of a difference between the two.

Thinken about doing this. Or at least a massage parlor on the pretext that I have DOMS or something. Total turbovirgin though. Don't really know where to start or how to spot red flags and shit. I don't want to get the popo up my ass. Living in 'murrica if that matters.

I would imagine they prefer fit clients over unfit ones. But why do you care? You're paying them to fuck you. And why do you care if they're actually getting off or not? Again, you're paying them -- it's THEIR job to pleasure YOU.

Do your fucking research… if you can spend hours looking at how to lift properly, a dozen minutes on the best way to hire a toy for your dick isn’t much

First time around you'll be nervous. Afterwards you won't give a fuck.
Protips:
-Wear a Condom
-Don't kiss her
-Ask if she has an STD look her dead straight in the eyes
-Have sex
-Pay and leave
Move on with your day congrats you did what every normal fag does with their gf without all the retarded strings attached.

Go to the erotic review. Her ter id is 7177.

>tfw been to asian massage parlors

they were nice honestly. the only thing that stops me from going back is the uncertainty of their position. Meaning, many of the asian chicks are probably human trafficking girls. Then again, some of them do appear to like it, but who knows? feel free to chime in, i like talking about this

I've banged barely legal 9/10's for $30 while backpacking across lands you've probably never heard of. Shit is fucking great, sure as hell beats sitting around playing video games or wasting time swiping on Tinder. Take me back there any day, I won't resist

Never realized how true “pay them to leave” was until I found hookers I really enjoyed fucking. At some point, that 1hr contract keeps her bugging you for emotional support. And it conversely means I know I pay to have phenomenal sex and leave after with no commitment. Shit, if “V” or “M” we’re on the market I’d have dated them so hard…

These.

OP their opinions literally mean nothing. They are there for YOUR pleasure, who gives a fuck what they think they are literal worthless whores who's only use is being fucked.

Bro if you have any muscle whatsoever they all fucking love you for actually being attractive.

Last time i went girl could not stop touching my abs and gave me a prostate massage during the happy ending. Fucking came buckets everywhere and she couldn't not stop laughing and just loved the whole thing.

No. Money is money. Doesn’t matter who gives them it.

I had a weird relation with an escort, but it was years before I got Veeky Forums

Back in college I found one on CL, it was some 6/10 chinese girl who spoke like 5 words of english. We legit used Google translate to communicate. First time I met her, she wanted my number after we fugged. I thought it was weird but I gave it anyway and figured I'm not going to talk to her anyway.

Fast forward a few months and I get a message from her saying she wants to see me. I straight up tell her I didn't have any money, but she said it's okay and for me to not worry.

I say screw it and meet up since I was horny and didn't care. So we went to a hotel and she legit paid 100 dollars just to rent a room for the night. So we fucked, and then afterwards we went to a restaurant (which she also paid for). Then we went back to the hotel room, fucked again, went to sleep. Next morning she drove me to school since I bussed to her.

Few weeks later she wanted to do it again, but honestly it felt awkward as fuck so I stopped responding to her even though it was a pretty good time. In fact, it was so weird that I haven't seen a single escort ever since (like 5 years ago)

Until this day I have NO idea why she did all that for me. I was 19 then, am a manlet, was skinnyfat and hairy as fuck, etc. Don't really have a good face either. We had some conversations that were kind of nice but it was through fucking google translate. So it still keeps me up at night.

tl;dr I don't think getting Veeky Forums means anything, at least for me

>laughing
>loved it

She’s laughing at the guy who came more and orgasmed harder than usual with a finger up his ass.

brb going to asian massage parlor

How can you be such a faggot ?

It might surprise you to know that hookers aren’t exactly bright. Some of them catch feelings for clients at the start of their careers. The way some idiot clients fall for their hookers. Everyone is fucking dumb and can’t keep their end of money-for-sex contracts.

I can't lie and say it's not addicting because it is. Once you get over the mental hurdle which most guys itt have, you realize what a great thing prostitution is. Guys just wanna fuck, primitive as shit but guys just want to mount a woman, grunt, cum in her, and leave.

But guys are either too scared of getting arrested by the cops, or mugged by a pimp, or having someone find out their disgusting evil secret, that they don't take advantage of quality pussy that is only a phonecall and ~$200 away. Most guys I know waited until they were trapped in a sexless marriage to start fucking escorts, and numerous guys have told me they wish they had got started earlier in life. Meaningless sex is so goddamn enjoyable, literally 0 reason to ever have a gf again. I get horny I call up one of the agencies see whose working and get laid, and go about my day.

If you are in a metro area, there are usually forums dedicated to the hobby. Or check out TER, Eros.

BP still exists in the personal ads, but like I said above it takes a skilled eye to spot a real hooker amongst a sea of fakes and pimps.

I mean probably, didn't mean she didn't have fun for a change, said so herself

She normally gets the fucking old nasty guys that are too fat to actually do any thing to with the massage they're giving.

Also, if you've never had a finger in the ass youre an insecure faggot who doesn't know what they're missing.

Don't forget to tip, asshole. Gl have fun

No you wouldn't

Basically this

I'm sorry dude I don't know what to tell ya

Maybe, I have no idea how long she'd been doing her thing. she was a few years older than me so I assumed she was experienced.

Yeah just like how a trainer wouldn't prefer training a hot blonde 18 year old with big tits and nice ass over a 40 year old saggy fat woman. There is no difference because money is money and he's still getting paid either way!

Okay guys this has run on long enough. It’s turning into a non-fitness related whoremongering forum for a scared 18 year old kid.

>across lands you've probably never heard of.
examples?

> BIG cock
> 6 inches

lul

She was trying to get pregnant by you, so she could get an anchor baby to stay in the country, common scam by chink whores

fuck that never crossed my mind

his backyard

I was in your spot.
Don't worry about sex it's honestly somewhat overrated if you don't genuinely care about the girl.

You're not 21 so you can't go to bars yet. Try to socialize if your in school, someone is bound to not hate you. Just wait on it, you'll be fine, you're only 18.

>tfw muhreen
>despite everything, still a complete and social retard when it comes to Women at 21
>really got into weightlifting, 6' 185lbs
>Deployment coming, scared of taking off to the Sandbox suddenly and dying a virgin
>call a BP hooker, tell her I'm a virgin loser and make an appointment
>show up to dingy motel, go to room
>open door, thicc latina with big tits
>pay her, tells me to get undress and on the bed
>spent time getting body rubs and sucking on her tits
>complemented being Veeky Forums and not ugly, always grabbing but when I was on top
>cum buckets deep inside, lie there for like 10 mins after
>wipe dick, say goodbyes and leave
>tfw haven't had sex ever since

At least I took care of it, knowing our luck here though you'll probably get jumped by a pimp when you try

Do it, it'll make your life easier. I've been meeting up with escorts, walkers, and - my favorite - amateurs for about a decade.

This guy fucking gets it. Also open to questions.

yeah it's true. they love feeling my ass and thighs

Not OP but what about all the background info they ask for?
They ask for references and my employer, I want be as anonymous and discrete as possible.

>tfw you want to be a Chad, but all you know about the Chad attitude comes from memes on a Cambodian finger-knitting forum

That's definitely either a scam or the law.

Oh shit dude, I didn't realize that pic was her.
Her face is a little worse for wear, but with an ass of that size/shape, I'd say you done good m8.

I've been browsing TNA Board for a while. lots of hookers there require that shit for "screening" purposes.

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It just seems so expensive for sex. I guess you get to pick out the exact girl you want to fuck, which is appealing, but I can usually fuck girls off Tinder while spending only like $40-70 max

No it isn't. Real agencies and quality escorts require references from other providers, or 3rd party verification services for their safety. Make sure you aren't LE, or a bad trick.

Most will allow a provider reference in place of, employer info. Trick is finding a newbie friendly provider who will become a reference for you, keep searching the local forums

where ya from bud? That used to be my go to forum years ago.

this webm almost made me barf

Yeah, she's cute in her own way and very true to those pics. She was a fucking lovely lay.

I live in WA state, Oly Pen. haven't actually seen an escort, just got interested one day. Found TNA and USA Sex Guide. Have been browsing for a while

If you pay anything to fuck women on tinder in any form you are doing it wrong

are the asians on BP legit? There are always tons of them

>you have to provide references to fuck prostitutes now
ha ha holy shit I love 2017. next they'll be running your credit score

Yeah nah, a girlfriend is much cheaper. >Low-ball for a decent hooker, for one nut: $200
> One month total spent on a long term girlfriend with 20-??? nuts: $100-However much your dumbass is willing to throw at a girl to impress her.
I'll never get anyone lying to themselves that hookers are cheaper.

Damn man, she's not super attractive, but based on what you said and her pics, I'd love to slam her

hey thats me at 18, stop looking at porn and start looking a girls. solves all your problems.

Except for the condom thing. Get a steady gf and get her on the pill.

Disgusting

if they say "no niggers" then youre golden

>what is buying alcohol

They are if you make $100,000 a year and live a rich tech nerd lifestyle. Being a social retard has it's price user.

If any girls on BP are legit, it is definitely NOT the Asian chicks with the soft lighting and weird censorship

>Also, if you've never had a finger in the ass youre an insecure faggot
wait till you get some hookers licking your asshole
better than orgasm tbqhwyf

Paying for ubers, alcohol, food/coffee, etc. all costs money, bud.

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