Childhood is idolising zyzz

childhood is idolising zyzz

adulthood is realising klokov makes more sense

even if zyzz were to be resurrected standing within a hundred meters of klokov would mog him back to death

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sounds weird

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Klokov is too huge to dress well, a lot of women find him unattractive and his bf % and size combination is unattainable natty.

Zyzz looked good in clothes and had a physique you could actually aspire to without injecting test weekly (even if he did roid).

Wow wonder why we idolize one and ignore the other.

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is he curling?

Two different goals, my guy. I did want to be like Zyzz, but once i settled down I realized becoming a beef monster is the best way to protect my children.

implying dressing well matters when you're that much of an uber chad

>women find him unattractive

imagine coping so hard and being this delusional

>too huge to dress well
sounds like something a jealous lanklet would say
>a lot of women find him unattractive
if it has a penis, it's not a woman, luv

>still gets biacromial and bideltoidmogged by two old fatcels
lmao, when will gymcels learn

the way he just casually shushed those thots
holy shit

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don't think so, but here he is:
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Klokov is the ideal human physique

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>tfw my asian genes will never let me have his physique

jdimsa

That is why ads, movies and other media aimed at women feature these huge men, right?

Can't wait till Shades of Grey 15 where the male protagonist roids and really gets the women in the audience going!

And magic mike 4, big dicks small testies.

user don't forget how Arnold is remembered as a sex symbol of the 80s compared to people like Tom Cruise.

Lmao gymcels.

>actors will achieve a physique gained from a lifetime of dedicated lifting for a role

plus actors already do juice you idiot

I'm pretty sure zyzz would be even bigger at this point of he were still alive

>Doesn't address how bbers only get fitness ads or comical roles in advertisements and lean models get to play the hot guy in ads selling yogurt or perfumes or tampons to women

Zyzz would be too huge for those movies and commercials too. Channing tatum is well-like by many women and he looks like he barely trains at all.

That's true but klokov doesn't really look comically oversized

Bigger than a World Champion weightlifter? I doubt it.

>tfw Channing Tatum will be typecast forever because has too much of a jock phenotype
Foxcatcher was kino, kino I tell you!

How do I reach klokov mode?

Is klokov natty?
Not meming, I actually want to know, wouldn't he have gotten tested for comps?

>zyzz didn't cruise on test

God damnit fuck this horrible board

lol

Please listen to me user.

As someone who has been lifting for 5+ years.

Anyone who uses their physique/body/strength for money and fame is roiding. Every professional athlete. Every fitness model. Every all natty youtuber.

He got busted for roiding after the Olympics, which is why his pro career ended

No he didn't.

Doesn't mean that he wasn't roiding though. Man skipped the Olympics in London because he wasn't sure if he was gonna make it through testing.

Why do you guys idolize this squished face juicing slav?

and robinhood is idolising archery

oh I wonder why

R u literal retard?

this
being natty is a meme
nobody aesthetic is natty

I'm guessing he is because he's clearly greentexting the exact opposite of what I said.

Absolute bullshit. Victorian bodybuilders were all natty cod steroids hadn't even been invented yet and some of them were aesthetic as fuaark.

Lmao what? He's remembered as an action hero. Can't imagine projecting that hard

is david laid natty?

>that shoulder pat from fatbro
kek

What are you on about? Klokov definitely has more admirers than Zyzz

>absolute fucking newfag retards not realising that Zyzz has fans not purely because of his aesthetics, but because he managed to turn himself from a skellington WoW playing fucking loser into a partying chad, which is essentially the most quintessential and shallow form of "making it"

Zyzz was recreational.

they were twinks let's be honest

you can be big or cut natty
not both

lmao those two thots reaching out to touch him like he's jesus

No adulthood is realizing that Jon pall sigmarsson is the final boss

Fatties aren't "big"

this is mental illness

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no.

I can't mire klokov with out noticing his bowed legs.

>unattainable natty
oh no you mean I have to inject $1 worth of test per week to look like him? I live with my parents and I can't afford it

klokov mode is achievable natty with good genetics and training.
The performance is only attained by state sponsored training and roids.

Wladimir Klitschko is the perfect size. Looks big without a shirt on but isn't too big that clothes don't fit well. At 40 years old and 6'6" he is absolutely in the top percentile.

Zyzz is what women think "too muscular" is. Klokov is hot to them because he has a lot of muscle but he has a bit fat too so he doesn't look too unnatural. Both do roids though.

This motherfucker is my inspiration

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>achievable natty with “good genetics”
>being in the top .00001% of the worlds population strength wise

Hate to break your heart dude but Klokov isn’t natty either

This is cope

This is obviously a Russian plot to change fit culture

did he do a collab with alphadestiny?

Yes

>champion powerlifter
>champion strongman
>died deadlifting
>inspired generations of icelanders towards strongman and powerlifting


Dude is amazing

Yeah but zyzz did it for bitches and then for aesthetic
He does it for strength
> he would probably look like one of the dudes from fraud

This pretty much

They didn't have steroids, but they knew that something from the balls did something in the body and they had no problem injecting that shit into their bodies.
That and tons of cocaine and opium.

>He does it for strength
he enters bodybuilding competitions, he's retired from competing in oly

I would kill just for this mans rib cage, my ribs are so fucked from sitting on the computer through my childhood