Rate my meal, Veeky Forums

rate my meal, Veeky Forums
i cooked it myself

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot

im not vegan btw even tho this would be vegan-approved

Rice AND pasta? Yuck

that pasta looks good brother 6/10, tasty, simple, nothing special

yeah I'm a novice cook and it's just ok by my own admission. Nothing special

My house is worth way more than a million nigger. I just care about my health

op here, this asshole is not me

So you're a poorfag then soyboy

use a coaster you fucking animal

I love pasta

>No Broroaches for extra protein and fiber
never gonna make it

Excessively Carby / 10
learn how to grill chicken breasts

Those carbs make me sick just looking at them. You need more fats.

it's a pre workout meal

I only eat fat on work days.

again, not me, op

nice meal OP

its a copypasta newfag

remember when misc wasn't just fat rednecks circlejerking with mods?

good ol days

The cum on your broccoli rigatoni is a nice Veeky Forums touch
good job heating things up and adding water to them lad

Oh, my bad. Carry on then

Carbs = energy
Protein = muscle gainz
Fat = brain gainz

They tell you to balance your macros for a reason.

Carbs < 25g per day = brain gainz
Carbs > 25g per day = insulin
Protein = muscle gainz
Fat = energy

What's next to the rice?

beans and onions

>70% carbs
>5% veggies
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