How do I achieve chimp mode?
How do I achieve chimp mode?
>climb a lot of trees
>eat lots of fruits and veggies
>fight other chimps for alpha status
Damn those arms look human as fuck
Is that real?
>dat quad sweep
Climb 4tree for reps
different muscle fibers
Chimps eat the fuck out of smaller primates.
>human
Na son, these arms belong to our ape ancestors
das rite witeboi
listen to the joe rogan podcast and do keto.
God created humans and animals the same way, whats the issue
Train everday with no rest days.
>The virgin Sapien
>Meticulously plans out diet
>Has to work out 6 days a week
>Injects Chinese chemicals
>The Chad chimp
>Eats whatever it wants
>Literally spends all day shitting, fucking and eating
>100% Natty
...
Sounds hot desu
thousands of years of ancestors doing nothing but climbing.
climbing and sprinting are the most basics and alpha movements, anyone denying them never gonna make it
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This.
You'll know you got it when you tear other chimps arms out of their shoulder sockets and beat them to death with their dismembered arm. Seriously, they do that.
Prison x F
>You'll know you got it when you tear other chimps arms out of their shoulder sockets and beat them to death with their dismembered arm
thats fake, they have never done that, and they arent able to do that
to give you an estimate, a full grown male chimp could pull as much another 300 lbs on them, so a total bodyweight of 400 pounds
a full grown male chimp is just as strong as a very strong human, but not strong as the strongest ones, the strenght myth of chimps is too damn high
not even gorillas can rip arms out of socket
I unironically advocate for genociding all of the chimps
forgot to mention, with the pull i meant, a weighted pull up
join BLM
I'll make an image. this will take me a while
genetics
I saw on a david atombrah doc that they raid each other camps and eat the babies. They're like full on romans doing marching, scouting and formations
chimps are carnivores
Gee it's almost like humans share 99% of their genes with chimps.
This. Chimps are strong relative to their size, and a raging one is dangerous as fuck, but then so is a healthy, raging human male.
if I remember right chimps have a different musculature. while humans have evolved to have a lot of slow-twitch fibers, chimps haven't and they have a lot of explosive strength. they can outlift you anytime
Be born black
go vegan.
Yeah. People might have built up chimp strength into something ridiculous, but they'll tear your shit up no contest.