Okay Veeky Forums, this is real. I got myself into big trouble and I need to disappear. There's some people coming after me and might try to kill me.
I need to injury myself. It's gotta be for 1-2 months. It can't be superficial enough that I can "walk it off", it can't be bad enough that I can never lift again. It can't look like I did it on purpose.
Suggestions?
Ryan Jackson
jump down a flight of stairs and break your ankle by intentionally landing wrong
Aiden Sanders
what will getting hurt help this situation at all? how does this help you disappear?
what the fuck did you do user
William Harris
this might work, i just hope it don't end up with a sprain, or a really bad injury.
i was drunk at a nightclub and picked a fight with the family member of a gang. The dude was humiliated and his gang cousin was not happy that "i made his family look weak in public".
im in uni and they found out where i live. i can't go to the police or the school. i dont want to quit outright because it will look bad for my master degree. I cant let anyone know this is gang related. Im hoping I can get a forgivable medical leave and transfer to another school.
Jeremiah Phillips
You pussy. Too soon junior
Isaiah Rogers
idk if you know anything about mexicans, but they don't fuck around. they don't beat, they kill.
Jackson Perez
there's a chance youre overreacting
Anthony Ward
Go to the police dumbass. Breaking your leg won't do shit
Zachary Cruz
Sounds like he wanted to scare you and succeeded. Retard.
Jordan Wilson
How do you know that they found out where you live?
Justin White
Because they fucked OPs mom,obviously
Seriously mate, if you "don't have much time", and the first thing you turn to is Veeky Forums there is no hope left for you
Dylan Cooper
bruh i live in mexico. there aint a person that'll save me here. and im not overreacting, you see what they do to people for basically nothing
Aaron Harris
Why the fuck do you think being injured will make you go to another school? This isn't the military or work you dumb fuck.
Just carry a knife on you and keep a bat by your door.
Christian Cook
or you know a gun
Bentley Long
>Mexicans show up by the dozen at OPs doort >Equipped with guns and the intent to kill >Give 'em hell OP, just keep swinging that bat
Zachary Lewis
He's a spic and he's scared of other people to a point where he comes here to ask how to injure himself. He'd probably shoot himself in the face.
He should just offer the gang pictures he drew of Vegeta as payment
Parker Taylor
that'll teach you for living in a 3rd world country
Why haven't you dedicated every resource you have to moving to a developed and civilized country? Oh well you didn't and now you're fucked, hindsight is 20/20
Eli Bennett
What they're going to do is hold a machete to your knife and tell them they're going to slit your throat and kill you.
They wont. But next time they will beat you to death.
Andrew Hall
it's almost impossible to not have gang run ins here. but they major difference is disrespect, especially family. threatening is if you just screw up and get them pissed for a dumb reason. if you disrespect a member of family, they take action. since i hurt his brother, he will most definitely hurt me many times more
Jackson Torres
he will find you and put a machete to your throat but wont kill you.
Brayden Sanchez
Why do you think transferring to a school will save you? iLife they found you once, they can just look you up in the system and drive to fuck you up? God damn you Mexicans are stupid.
Nathaniel Roberts
im not mexican, i just go to school in mexico. if i transfer out, id be going to one in my country.
but seriously, how can i injury myself for 1-2 months without long term damage
Grayson Kelly
who the hell is not from mexico and goes to the mexican university???
David Wilson
>this is real >LARPING >/fit
Xavier Davis
for my specific line of medical research, it was a logical decision to perform a masters degree here before seeking a phd in the states.
Hudson Bennett
That sucks user. But I honestly doubt you will get somebody coming to merc you. The kid you beat in the nightclub was acting out and drew undue attention to his family. Cartels dont like that. If youre seriously worried, flee the country.
Juan Bailey
can we move away from the mexican side of things and more about injuries?
theres gotta be something you did that hurt you bad enough to put you on crutches, and can be easily replicate.
Jayden Myers
my school has a strict policy about leaving. without getting into it, i'll get into why a medical leave is better. my tuition will be partially refunded, my insurance will cover my medical expenses and get me a flight home for free basically, its "penalty free"
all i need now is an explainable injury for 1-2 months about why I would need to go home to seek treatment.
Evan Brooks
>actually telling spics to come to his country >>>r/cuckold
Luke Bennett
Why the fuck are you going through all these loops about injuring yourself and shit you fucking retard?
GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY ASAP, BUY A FUCKING PLANE TICKET AND STOP FUCKING AROUND
>muh school >muh research Your life or your degree, pick one.
Henry Ward
Holy shit you're actually retarded OP I hope they kill you so you never get near a living human.
>go to Mexico >know Mexico has a massive gang problem >pick a fight with some random knowing that gang problem >won't just leave and claim a gang was threatening you
Seriously hope they fucking kill you. Really though why can't you claim you're being threatened? Don't mention the fight I doubt there's tape of it, just claim self defense and now they're after you but you're too fucking stupid to think of that. By your writing I assume you're some sort of low IQ bean.
Gavin Martin
fake a back injury it's the american way
Adam Hall
>risking his life for muh tuition You're not scared enough or don't care enough about your life.
Robert Gomez
>picking fights with mexican gang members >is studying medical
I think you should fly back now cause you never had a chance. How the fuck did you even get into a fight situation anyway?
Bentley Bailey
>tfw I dont go to clubs >tfw I dont drink I know this is larping, but feels good something like this will never happen to me
Nathan Reed
yolo, just say sorry and take the ass beating that's coming to you, if they kill you it doesn't really matter
Blake Kelly
Find them and suck their dicks, they'll be too confused to stab you
John Stewart
This guy is correct OP.
I don't know how many TV shows you've watched where they juice up the drama and pretend that you're going to get 86'd over some club shit.
You're going to be fine, harden the fuck up. Worst case you can just apologise, respect and humility are important traits when it comes to gang shit, you'll be fine.
Robert Phillips
Snap a tendon deadlifting. Knocked me out of commission for 3 months. OP did you forget you aren't on the internet to an irl Chad
Nicholas Torres
>picking a fight at the club You deserve it, Stephen
Carter Flores
>>/adv/
Carter Kelly
Here’s what you do, you tear your rotator cuff while dumbbell benching.
You achieve using heavy weight, around your 5RM. Go for a set like you normally would and around your 3rd or 4th rep, while you are pushing, let your arm fall back while you are still holding the dumbbell. You want the dumbbell to essentially bring the dumbbell down so it is perpendicular to your ear. From there, try to bring the dumbbell back up in an aggressive manner. This should injure your rotator cuff.
Keep in mind, rotator cuff injuries will pretty much put you out of lifting for a long time, and you’ll must likely need surgery.
An easier alternative would be to drop a pl8 on your foot from squat rack height. I recently broke my toe by dropping a 25lb weight on it from about 3 feet. If you drop a 45lb plate on your foot from chest height, it should break your foot.
Jordan Morales
>people go to college in 3rd world countries
Oliver Thompson
Organize a meet with the guy, apologize, take beating if he wants to beat you, never show your face around there again.
Jackson Jones
>i live in mexico Sorry to hear that user, maybe I'll see you in one of those gore webm threads one day.
Jaxon Diaz
But seriously good luck, you know better how things work over there. And if you're just larping then fuck yuou.
James Ross
Start carrying dude
Wyatt Turner
I'm mexican, GTFOH. This country is a shithole.
Luis Powell
This. Moron.
Owen Brown
Fuck your knee up Load up a bunch of weight like you're going to squat Lift Stand on one leg Twist
Jayden Torres
The whole injury idea is retarded.
Easton Cooper
Bite the cunts ear off. No one wants to mess with someone who is capable of anything and thats why you are currently shitting your pants
Logan Jenkins
You can't come here though paco
Canada will gladly take you though
Jonathan Cruz
Oh now it makes sense you're fucked lol
Them gains aren't going to help you when your dismembered body is hanging from a bridge
Alexander Myers
I've got the perfect solution Step 1: buy a gun and ammunition Step 2: shoot yourself with it This isn't fitness related, get off my fucking bord