>Talking to girl at the squat rack just before my top set
>Get under the bar and prepare to squat 455
>Rip my headphones out of my phone when I dip my head
>Sissy femdom hypno blares full blast
>Watch in the mirror as gym qt walks away at full speed
Easily my worst moment this week.
I have some cringe moments
>Go to a powerlifting gym
>>New sign on the door that says such and such guy is not allowed in the gym
>I usually train alone and there's other people hanging out
>I walk up to a manager and laugh and just say any chance that sign is about me
>He laughs and says no no no, we welcome new people that sign is just a joke on one of their friends
>guy tells everyone in the gym, they walk up to me and we laugh, and I saw the sign and thought wtf does that mean....
>Training legs
>Hitting optimal squat depth
>Girl comes up to me when I'm resting and asks if I can unrack for her
>I say yea sure, and unrack the plates "She couldn't do it herself" ?
>Go back to my set and she says thanks like three times, she was hoping i was going to talk to her or something meanwhile all i wanted way to contiue lifting and not be bothered by her
>ITT Anons LARP about shit that never happens at the gym just so they can feel some sort of attention/and or brotherhood with other random fat ugly /fit faggots who pretend they actually go to the gym. Also they facilitate this idea that embarrassing things happen at the gym when most people go to the gym and whilst there specifically avoid embarrassing moments. Also most women do not just talk to men at the gym in the current meta of the world (mostly USA) because of the rape/harassment stigma. Further more women go to the gym to be NOTICED not to be talked to by some gymcel/DYEL. Again, the anons posting in this thread are neither gymcel or DYEL, simply fat anons LARPING. You can prove this ITT wrong by posting a picture of you and a 10/10 gym lady with a time stamp, otherwise, pure LARPING.
Don't worry bro, she was attempting to steal your gains
>be me
>on the leg press
>dad comes in to workout with his daughter
>I'm focused on lifting and getting my heavy sets of leg press and low back work
>let out a small fart
>no noise at all
>smells of shit and horrible mustard gas
>I'm dying in the corner from laughter like holy sshit wtf
>he comes around the corner and heads toward the squat racks
>i notice him grab his daughter out of there so she doesn't get a good smell
>I finish my workout, go do some static stretching and get the fuck out the gym
>be me
>slightly autistic
>gym private trainer is training a chick on glutes and hamstring work
>I'm looking at her ass the hole time by habit or something...
>he notices me checking her out while she is lifting
>he moves her to a different corner of the room so i wont have view of her
>i felt like a creep but you gotta do what you gotta do
>Sissy femdom hypno
wtf is this
>fart during the second rep on squats
>spend rest of set panting in fart gas
hmmm
>I've never told this to anyone as it is my most autistic moment ever but I'll share it in hopes some annons can get a laugh out of it
>Sunday is usually upper body day for me and there is this chick who trains in this gym with me every week
>This is a small powerlifting gym and I'm working on barbell bench press and than transition to a few variations of over head press
>There is a squat all the way to the end of the gym that most people never use because the rack is old and there are much better pieces of equipment to use like the elitefts racks
>So ,I always grab the old dusty rack and do overhead pressed and some over head work with varies bars this gym has
>I throw my bands on this rack and throw a barbell I;ll be using at this rack
>I'm not using the rack though, I start off with babrll bench
>So i'm lifting and when i look in that direction a chick who frequents the gyms sunday morning is doing squats in my rack
>I don't say anything and finish my session
>she took the bar off my rack because she wanted to use a different bar
>I went ahead and started doing over head presses
>I now need to go and get my lever belt since I'm going for 185+ on the ohp and usually use a belt over 165
>I come back and she is looking at me and walks over
>She laughs and says hey, i didn't know you had a plan to use the rack in the corner
>i laughed and said no its fine i have plenty of other racks to use...
>she says no, no next time say something if you needed that rack and barbell...
>i say yea ok thanks
>but i really dont mind her using the rack and told her that
>i ended up strapping that belt and hitting ohp for 185lbs for a set of three
>now im unwrapping my wrist wraps and the lever belt i notice she is looking at me from the corner of the gym......
>not sure why but okay
>she does this again, she sits behind a corner on a box (boxes for box jump) and she is looking at me
>I can see her fucking face in the mirror in front of me
>she is looking at me
Well??
Well what? That's it. She was looking at me.
>These stories are of my life two years ago when I used to workout at a powerlifting gym
>I've been losing it ever since
>Inb4 post a pic
>I already have posted a pic of myself in most threads.....
>Ok, back to the story
>training on leg press
>my best dl used to be 585
>anyway this fucking chick keeps wanting to talk to me or something, i dont fucking know
>this was two years ago...
>i switched to leg press after my leg work with the deadlifts and deficit dl since this is a powerlifting gym and i used to have access to some cool shit
>so i have 455 on the leg press and getting in sets of 10 and im about 5 sets in and i get tired
>need to rest, grab some water and chick is looking at me
>she says how long am i going to be on the press. im like maybe another 2 minutes..
>drink water, take a piss and come back to the leg press machine
>last set, get it deep and slow controlled reps
>decide fuck it, i want stretch, go home and eat
>so i start packing up my stuff ( i have an animal gym bag i carry around with my caps and belt, wraps, etc.. Caps are amonia caps for some of you dyel )
>as im cleaning up the rack she walks over to me
>she asks if i can unrack the weight for her since its over 400lbs and its heavy
>she mentons she could never do that much weight, damnmnnnn
>im like okay, and i unrack and just walk away
>grab my shit, static stretching after leg day
>I'm looking at her while she is getting ready to leg press
>this is a small warehouse powerlifting gym
>i'm looking in that direction
>she gets off the leg press and starts adding 25 on each side
>shes now looking at me and im lookng at her
>i pick up my animal gym bag and walk out
>a week or so later i never showed up to this gym again
>its been 2 years and im sitting on an asian basketweaving forum talking about my journey through a powerlifting gym two years ago and the people i've met
>ohhhhh, how low i've sunk in life to be sitting on here remembering these events
LMAO
>kek
i think about going back to that gym everyday
>inbetween squat sets walking up to the bar for the next set
>guy I see at the gym often comes out of the changeroom which is right next to the squat rack
>he's leaving for the night, says something to me but my earbuds are in
>"What was that?"
>"I said have a good set"
>"Oh, yeah, you too"
>God fucking damn it
Are you anti social? How do you walk around the gym with headphones in?
Someone looked at me too once
It was a gym in a small town, the two of us were the only people who walked through the doors for the duration of my two hour workout, most nights I would only be sharing the gym with one other person for half an hour or so. This guy worked in camp doing some sort of shift work so I only ever saw him every second week
>wear panties for whatever reason
>change into compression pants
>go squat
>mid set
>guy taps on my shoulder
>says he can see my panty line
>mfw
Your stories are shit.
Wtf do you just take your headphones out every time someone walks by?
>Be new guy in the gym
>Manager has already warned me of the weird guy
>Walk to squat rack
>See this guy with headphones in looking at me
>I walk past and he takes his headphones out while smiling
>Im thinking wtf and he's not breaking eye contact
>Ask if he needs something
>Spends the next 27 minutes explaining how he squats with a skateboard behind his back
What did the sign said? Got any pics?
>"hey man, I've seen you coming to this gym for a few months, starting to look really big man!"
>"haha me too thanks"
>ME TOO THANKS
...
The sign said some shit about this person... is not allowed in this gym no longer. I saw the sign, thought maybe it was about me or something and asked the gym owner whats the deal with the sign....
>Typical autist
>everything revolves around me...
>kek
you have to go back
What did the sign say, user?
>Doing a chest/tri day
>Part of the roof of our gym collapsed due to torrential so half the shit is closed off
>Only two benches in the gym anyway
>One in closed off area
>Other occupied by qt p2t in basically naked yoga pants (could see her camel toe)
>Ask her how many sets she has left
>Three
>Ask if she minds if I work in
>She says yes
>Just stand there and wait for her
>She slowly trawls through her exercise, eventually picks up the pace when she realises I'm waiting
>Finally finishes and I start my sets
>Finish them in a few minutes
>Go to do inclines
>SHE IS FUCKING THERE
>Ask how many sets she has again
>Four
>Ask her if she could let me work in since there's no other incline benches in the gym
>She says no and I'm making her feel threatened
>Whatever fuck you bitch
>Do dumbells and then do the rest of my workout
>Like 3 or 4 exercises later go to do cable flies
>THE BITCH IS FUCKING THERE AGAIN
>Fuck this cunt
>Don't even ask her how many sets she has left just stand there and watch her
>She takes her sweet fucking time, though when she sees me she immediately stops her exercise and fucks off to another part of the gym
>Thank god
>Later some chad as fuck guy comes up and threatens me, says to not be an asshole to his friend and stop stalking her in the gym
>Don't really respond just say "yeah, sorry man"
>As I'm leaving I see him talking to her near the water cooler
>Go and fill up my water
>In my head remember those funny as fuck greentext stories about cropdusting people at gym
>Have a smelly protein fart coming, think it'll be hilarious to let it loose and she thinks he just sharted his pants
>Try and let it out silently
>My asshole splits like a chasm and lets out the loudest ear rending fucking explosion from my asshole
>They both look at me in disgust and disbelief
>Feel my face going red
>Keep filling up my water like I didn't hear anything
>Oh god it smells
>It fucking smells
>Stop filling up water and power walk out of gym without looking back
Came in today and my card didn't scan in. Was told I was under investigation for predator like behaviour.
shut up faggot
??
>sissy femdom hypno
post link faggot
>day after a con
>forgot I had my waifu plush in the car
>get ten mins into lifting, remember she's still out there
>worry about some nigger trying to break into my car
>bring waifu plush into gym with me
LMAO. Underated.
>3 weeks into SS
>See qt girl from my old job doing back extensions with a plate
>"I can do that"
>Do it without a plate, bending the fuck out of my back, hinging on my spine
>"Jeeze my back sure is sore"
>3 herniated discs with nerve root compression
>mfw
KEK!
Dude this is seriosuly funny, i dont know why it didn't get more replies.
good one
>be in gym
> do deadlift
> see girl mirin
> oh i'm bout to alpha this shit
>take off head phones
> "do you like what you see?"
>she noded yes
> oh fuck what now?
>put head phones back in
>deadlift to failure
>leave
kek'd hard is this pasta
>"everyone but me is dumb"
>tl;dr
>reddit image
That's some bullshit nigga
>doing power cleans on deadlift mat
>no one in the gym so not imposing on anyone
>mat is directly in front of the mirror with a squat rack behind it
>qt red head chick comes in and goes straight to said rack
>she starts atg squatting
>I lose ability to function as a regular human being
>manual walking
>manual breathing
>staring at the ceiling
>inspecting electrical conduit on wall
>hands never in the right place
>I only do my sets when she rests so she doesn't have to stare at my ass
>she finally finishes
>I think to m'self "why are you like this?"
In my 4-5 years of going to commercial gyms, like only 2 girls ever have ever started conversations with me. One was because I had the Beats wireless earbuds when they first came out and she asked about them, nothing else. The other asked me about a squat machine and how to use it. Thought she was interested, and I think she was because she eyed me afterwards, but she said she was waiting for her boyfriend while asking so I showed her and got the fuck away from her.
You do commercial, res or industrial? How were the bends?
They are alright, could be better. But I'm not an electrician, just always like to look at it because sometimes, they can be mesmerizing
Nothing better than a job well done
Fake and gay. Phones mute when the cable is unplugged.
i have a real embarrassing moment
>go to bench
>doing 1rm
>rack on 1 plate
>get half a rep
>mfw
I call bullshit. Nearly all phones and music apps just pause the music when you unplug the headphones.
I don't have any embarrassing stories. I'm just not an awkward person.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's like you weren't a /b/tard circa 2007-9 and don't have that disclaimer worn so deep in your memory that it comes through faster than your new home address.
Don't call bullshit; just write a more interesting story so no one gives a shit about OP's.
>giving TTPs to newfags
OPSEC!
well done bro, tease that thot into submission
Well your ass must have been pretty good! You made her finish!
It's clear to me when I read threads like this I'm too much of a normalfag and I can't relate. I'm jelly in some ways.
The only out of the ordinary thing that happens to me sometimes is when me or one of my gym bros accidentally shits himself while lifting. Now I bet you guys, as autistic as you are, would freak out if this happened to you. However, we have a code and know how to play it cool so we usually just pick up the log and toss it around between sets so whoever did it doesn't feel bad. Kind of like a game of hot potato, but we call it hot pootato haha. I don't want anyone's workout ruined just because they let one slip out and it helps with hand-eye coordination too.
>Sissy femdom hypno
Just googled this and I lost hope for humanity. What kind of faggot are you?
You guys sound like absolute BROs! Mind if i join in on hot pootato if i ever see you?
#notallphones
>fgt
Alright. I'm taking a break from this board for a little bit.
>doing my squats
>qt oly chick that trains at my gym gives interested glance
>gonna show off a bit now
>casually work up to new max for this week ezpz
>slap on 5lbs per side more, GIRL MIRES GIVE ME STRENGTH
>unrack
>breathe
>go down
>combination of having eaten lots of eggs for breakfast and being a bit nervous about being watched unleashes a brutal asscheek tearing fart straight out of hell
>literally fart from parallel all the way through the hole and back up to lockout, clouding myself in a putrid cloud of butt rot
>girl cocks eyebrows, chuckles nervously, then SHE SMELLS IT
>runs off holding vomit back with both hands
>goes out of her way not to train anywhere near me since
oh well at least new PR amirite
Happened yesterday
>enter gym
>exchange hellos with gym receptionist
>start walking towards locker room to leave my coat
>at the middle of the way, young female PT says "hi" to me
>never did it before
>caught off guard
>respond with "greetings"
>fucking greetings
>powerwalk to locker room
I didn't even like her or anything
Haha! So random and funny!
>>>/reddit/
>most autistic moment ever
you're entirely right, how the fuck do you not realizing she was miring
Fucking same
I am literally the only one in my gym I've ever seen fail a set.
Why is this even a cringe story?
Fuck sake betamax board "omg i didnt say hi or hello wow much cringe"
.. on second thought, you're now making me cringe with your cringeworthy post.
It is an abstract kind of feel.
People act awkwardly around me and it makes me anxious. I apparently give off incredibly judgemental vibes and this makes people feel like they're doing something wrong or fucking up.
>tfw I make other people spaghetti and then slip on it
>ass the hole time
Kek
>new to the gym when I was 18 or so.
>in first few weeks, been coming 2-3 times a week enjoying it getting started.
>free weights section ask if I can use a bench
>No way man my water bottle is there.
>stutter oh ok then and back off
>guy and the regular lifters all bend over backwards laughing at me
put me off going to the gym for months
>be me
>girl talks to me at gym
>ask her if i can get a photo of us talking so that I can prove it to some retard on the internet
Only dyel fags would do that to a noobie
Well yeah, but that's still 99% of gym regulars.
thats not cringe thats progressive overload
>wear panties for whatever reason
God I hope this is real
I know right, but I'm still the only one I see doing it.
>tfw only been going 5 months and already outlift the regulars that were there before I started
Honestly I don't understand why people bother going to the gym for years only to stagnate at lower than novice weights
>go to gym early yesterday morning
>receptionist looks at me a bit funny
>do some running on treadmill while again receiving some looks by nearby cuties
>do some light squats and some roidfreak looks at me like I'm an alien
>pretty annoyed, don't know what's wrong here
>go home, look into mirror
>I had missed a belt loop in my jeans the entire day
Fuck my life
what the fuck cunt
>Lifts in jeans
Thought I was the only one
>but she said she was waiting for her boyfriend
ah the imaginary boyfriend secret technique
>Not using wireless headphones at the gym
>Sissy femdom hypno blares full blast
I'm really curious what that sounds like
...
>Sissy femdom hypno
some1 post yt link, please
It's clips of women talking about how you're a beta bitch, how you're their slave etc.
In other words, OP is a huge cuck faggot.
I'm not a reddit expert but I don't think that has anything to do with reddit.
You poor fucking bastard, made me laugh my ass off tho
kek
...
absolute madman
>tfw only been going 5 months and already outlift the regulars that were there before I started
And you think failing a set is embarrassing when you can do this? If that's the most embarrassing thing you can think of you're in pretty good shape, user.
I vividly remember getting stuck under a 120 bench sometime last year, thank god my bench had safety rails and I was skinny enough to just slither off the bench
You dont unrack your weights and youre a shit storyteller. I think its best for you to lurk, user.
umm
i do unrack my weights and she only mentioned it as i was unracking
I'm not a pleb who leaves weight around a gym, that's ridiculous
MODS
Oh shit I'm sorry
Sorry for what?
> Hail citizen