/plg/ - powerlifting general

Stop copying me you're ruining my sick burn

(You)
(You)
Stop copying me you're ruining my sick burn

2nd for hung over with a terrible cold and nowhere to go

Hiding out in Victoria state library trying to book an Airbnb and reading a book on godel's theorem but my head hurts to much to get past page 17

Stop copying me you're ruining my sick burn

Why dont you honour your bets while you're durnk

When I die and go to heaven its going to just be one giant mattress with giant pillows and a huge fluffy warm blanket and I'm going to be cold and wrap it around me and I'll have that feeling when you're freezing but just wrap yourself in a warm blanket forever

Also there will be hundreds of cuties naked and making me sniff their farts

I was too busy socialising you lonely, alcoholic, sociopathic, broken, weak, deviant, ugly, manlet fuckwit

wow thats a lot of projections LOL

Fuck my bitch based Sean

Pathetic.

Just admit yourself to the burn ward.

>pathetic

How many projections do you do on a daily basis, buda-lite?

Nice projection

How many levels of same fag are we on right now seancuck?

>cuck

A projection

Projection is getting added to my filter

That's not me tonight.

I kinda fucked up my life lads

Green text friend.

What squat and deadlift stance should I adopt if I have shorter arms, and longer femurs and torso?

Nice blog

Relative to my height*

>drop everything I was previously doing in the hopes of getting my dream job
>didn't get it
>no worries I'll just do this other one
>barely didn't get it
>o-okay luckily I had a third option
>eligible
>no availability until December next year
>can't wait that long or I'll be homeless
>gonna have to settle for a lot less
>haven't been doing anything about it for weeks for some reason
Best I could summarise

Nah you're not fucked up. You can change jobs after a short while you know.

It's better to leave a job you don't like after 3-6 months than to stick with it for one or two years. Shows decisiveness.

Wtf?

You quit your job to go for another one?

Why not stay in a job while interviewing for others

If i got handed a cv with the last 4 jobs all being 6-12 months it would go in the bin

Shows no commitment

Suck a dick you drunk no father crybaby.

Four? Sure. One or two?

Nice projection

depends how long you were at the first one, if it was 2 jobs in a year maybe, but id look at the time in jobs previous

it would come up and be a point of focus in the interview

dont you sell couches or something?

i work in merchandising for an international flooring company

is buda-lite just dino?

So.. you sell .. carpets and tiles?

Bump

No Dino is the immature child where as buda-lite is the one who is on here 24/7, visibly upset ALWAYS and just projects at everyone superior than him all the time lol

what was the dream job?

The one that feels most comfortable

But taking away personal preference what would mechanically be ideal?

i dont sell anything im in marketing

that's the entire point of marketing LOL

>marketing doesnt sell
why even bother then

Numale career for 500 alex

no the reps sell the products i do sampling and graphics

I've been lurking for the past 4 months, assimilating knowledge, lore, etiquette, and memes. I am almost ready to start posting, but I cannot seem to develop a sufficient enough understanding about this "Dino". Could someone explain to me so I can start posting for real?

the flyers you make are to be used to sell product

because i get a free car and enough to cover all my outgoings and have disposable income and im getting promoted next year and getting a more expensive free car and up to £10k payrise

also i work 9.30-3 most days

>flyers

we're a multi million pound well established brand not a local takeaway trying to drum up business

Well in extremes, long legged lifters seem to prefer sumo deadlifts. Squat stance isn't so much dependent on body part lengths as hip anatomy. But sumo is for gays so the answer is still, whichever you feel most comfortable in, because that's most likely where you're the strongest.

So buda lite is literally you?

Makes sense.

ffs lad alright your life is going great, we believe you

i was saying that if marketing didnt sell then why would they bother with it

maybe you should consider making flyers as many multi-billion dollar companies do :) a suggesiton you could suggest to the board, maybe itll get you your 10k raise heh..

How do i determine hip anatomy?

All I do is call a projection a projection, talk about the Norman Khan I dispose of in the morning and asking the weasel to honour a bet he made with me and lost

hold up.. Im talking to buda lite right now arent i?

fuck off youre not ready yet

all i meant was i dont sell product to customers directly

flyers for what? we visit all our customers direct we are business to business, we take the sampling into the accounts to sell

you cant sell flooring from a picture

this is the best post ive read on Veeky Forums in 1 year and 27 weeks

Uuuuugh best way to do this by yourself I believe was some dumb exercise with lying on the floor with feet on a wall to find best position that I don't even know how to find any more.

>you cant sell flooring from a picture
Wal-mart does :/ forbes #1

you obviously know nothing about carpet

night babes x

and you sir know nothing of marketing, the job that you're supposed to be doing!!

>you obviously know nothing about carpet
this is my new favourite insult

youtube.com/watch?v=sRwZbBRyqBs
what now garagegay?

thats one of our accounts

he sells to companies not to pedestrians you fucking brainlet

Im sorry sean, please. Don't hit me

Hullo plg

Im looking 4 people for my chat 4 lifters

Pls be

1. Not weak/gay
2. Meth
3. Baddass
5 ass kid
6 rule breker

Add zlatanvanev on an app callrd WECHAT

c u there

>tried belt squats for a laugh today
>loaded up a belt with one of the jumbo kettlebells that my gym has
>start repping
>get the joociest quad pump of my life
>left quad feels practically numb by the end

I'm in love

I made this song I hope u enjoy

youtu.be/Om7IBJf7-fc

Belt recommendations? If not a specific model/brand, general guidelines concerning for what to look?

Pioneer

If you won't buy pioneer, look for a 10mm (or 13mm if you are big) 4 inch single prong belt by a reputable company for $100-200

Heil bulgaria

>pioneer
>in a powerlifting thread

They make great powerlifting belts. I'm not talking about the car speaker company???

If my femurs are 14 inches and my shins are 13inches at 5'8 do i have short femurs?

Inzer
Titan
SBD
Wahlanders

Single prong, qr, or lever

>I'm not talking about the car speaker company???
LMAO
>ipf is powerlifting

Oh you mean they aren't approved yet? Fucking IPF is just the worst

doesnt matter youre still weak

I'm lonely who wants to talk to me :)

A/s/l?

14/f/usa u? Xx

Fuck off sean.

You should be nicer to Sean. Nobody lives forever. You'll miss him once he's gone.

>no pioneer

this is a powerliftig thread

Hahahaha no I literally never will

I miss supermang, but if Sean died tomorrow I'd book a flight to Toronto to dance on his grave.

No. I wont. He is a parasite.

I'm not Sean, but, Sean never did anything to you that you never did to yourself.
>you posted humiliating pictures of yourself constantly
>you made bets you couldn't win
>you fell in love with a Tranny and Trappy-chan

Sean didn't humiliate you. You did.

I have seen no evidence of any redeeming qualities in the man. He is a true sociopath and all he enjoys is degrading others.

Kys, sean