You guys all activate your almonds right?

you have to activate them

>activate it

Tbh that sounds delicious and decently healthy, just presented in a wanky manner.

We're always so concerned with activating our almonds we forget to culture our veggies.

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Where does he get the micronutrients one would usually get from dietary cocaine from?

>His veggies don't listen to Mozart.

>falling for one of the oldest fucking memes
Veeky Forums is actually getting newfags wow hip hip hurray

put them in the "on" position

>tfw im all out of emu meatballs

Just be careful. That's how the manlet meme became an actual standard for women in real life. Newfags took a troll meme about something trivial like height and took it seriously.

isnt that the beauty of it all user, knowing newfags will take us seriously regardless of the shit we spew

>a homemade coconut
Does he live in Hawai'i?

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left: shit
right: THICC

Yeah, but how do activate them!

dontwastethecrumbs.com/2013/07/sprouting-almonds-giving-food-new-life/

Lmao no it’s not. Women liking taller guys is a real fucking thing and has always been. It’s not as serious as you dumbasses make it out to be for sure but that goes for just about everything.

>activated almonds
>old meme
Who really is the newfag here?

Sprouting seeds produce cyanide so animals don't eat them.

Really beguiles my bell peppers

>just screaming
Always gets me.

>friend of a friend tells me that he knows how to activate almonds at home
>I usually get my almonds activated professionally but what could go wrong
>buy a few bags of his home-activated almonds
>break every pr I attempt for a couple weeks
>confidence through the roof
>mires around every corner
>about 3 weeks in I wake up and my bed is covered in hair
>jump out of bed and look in mirror
>most of the hair on my head has completely fallen out
>it looks like somebody took a clipper to random parts of my head in my sleep
>mfw the hair on my head never grows back
>mfw a thick ring of nipple hair sprouts up after a few weeks
>mfw the end has never seemed so near

Get your almonds activated professionally kids.

I like raw almonds but I've never heard of an activated almond

that idiot probably mixed his almonds with creatine

I have a story of how I activated mine once
>buy a pack of almonds
>made myself some oats for work
>only some almonds left, throw them into the oats
>lunch time
>start eating
>bite on almonds
>they are much softer and rounder
>must have been the vapor of the hot oats
Nothing's really different

>a homemade cocount

Fucking brainlets

my activated almonds give me big cummies

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What a meathead. This is why I don't do steroids

Make sure your coconuts are homemade