If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
Previously on slightly better looking /r9k/:
Connor Richardson
Pls go crusader
Jace Kelly
This
Hudson Ross
Why do you hate me? I even made the new thread
Blake Long
Ever since starting roids I’ve discovered a new technique when arguing with people. Just threaten to fuck them. Obviously they have to be smaller than you (they most likely are) but I think the sheer shock of the statement is what gets them to shut up every time. Like in that trap thread I had two redditors arguing with me. I told them to both shut the fuck up before I nut in their DYEL asses and neither replied. I won the argument. The alpha male ALWAYS wins.
Ryder Watson
You guys even inject right through a vein so it bleeds a bunch then a light sterile abscess forms?
Got one on my chest, its a pain. You use your pec so much. Better than the ass though, because that hurts to sit on. But its chest day too.
Elijah Bennett
Truth. It's even more effective in person
Liam Lopez
FUCK OFF NIGGER CRUSADER IS THE BEST. Suck a dick kiddo
Jaxson Jackson
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Mason Brown
Man, I remember looking at these pics and thinking to myself “oh, anyone could do that! It’s just steroids. Up the dose enough and we could all come pretty close”
Boy what a retard I was
Jaxson Watson
Nah, it was amusing at first seeing his deteriorating mental state but now it's just boring
Levi Price
A dog isn't just for Christmas.
Daniel Jenkins
Man, the guy doing that webinar is dumb as fuck. It took him ten years to figure out how to homebrew? I decided to homebrew once all the sources were off fraud and had my whole setup done and was pinning my own gear in a few weeks.
Jaxson Rodriguez
On my second test cycle. 6'2" 215 pounds and still feeling small as fuck. Hoping to hit 230 end of this cycle then cut to 205ish with some tren in the spring.
Alexander Bell
Shit, I was 215 at 5'10" and still felt small. Welcome to the world of BD. You will never be satisfied.
Charles Martinez
Some days I feel like I look awesome, but then I put on one poorly fitting shirt and feel like I lost 50 pounds of muscle.
Wyatt Gonzalez
I noticed that too, I literally went and bought an entire new wardrobe with 90% of the shirts being muscle fit and felt much better. Nothing but mires after that. I love when random chicks just walk up and ask to touch my arms lol.
Eli Flores
I feel you. Im only 5'8'' and 210. Been blasting and cruising for about 4 years now. The only time I'm ever satisfied with how I look is when I'm on high mast/tren and low test. And that's probably just the tren, makes me a calm tornado of self destruction.
And its wierd, I keep telling myself I dont want to get any bigger, I already get stares from people in public in more of a wtf way. But ever time I get home before sleep I look at myself and start planning my next big blast.
Easton Collins
I'm trying to do that right now! I like those shirts with the curved hem, but most of them fit like shit. Ordered a few different brands of them so hopefully one will fit right. I've only been blasting and cruising for 7 months. Just 500mg Test E on blasts and 250mg Test E on cruises. Gonna use Test and Tren E when I cut. I'm starting to get the looks too. My mom and dad ask me if I'm on steroids everytime I see them now.
Ryan Allen
I've thought about doing this recently, I hate poorly fitting shirts. My best fitting shirt is a woman's shirt I think, seems to have a cleavage window, too weird for a v-neck. I wear it in the gym though, makes me fuckin pop
Christopher Russell
I'm not a fan of the brand at all, but abercrombie has some of the best muscle fits that I've found. They make me look huge and you can get them on sale for $8.
Henry Perez
he was just hyping his webseries. he looks like shit for having roided for 10 years
still a cool idea to show people how to brew, it really is more simple than you'd think. way better paying $1 per gram of test than like 10
Christian Garcia
In the words of FL, "It's just like making kool-aid."
Nicholas Bailey
i have 27 caps of dnp. do i start now, or continue cutting until after turkey day, and then hit it up in december? i want to fucking eat like a fat fuck on thanksgiving but i know it's going to heat me the fuck up if i do.
decisions decisions.
Jason Turner
what would happen if you suddenly stop using roids? would you lose a lot of your gains?
Ethan Miller
Yeah.
William Rogers
why?
Lincoln Perry
crusader i think you need to stop watching euphoria before you get arrested for rape
Kayden Walker
I finished Euphoria. Made no sense since I haven't played the game.
Liam Long
it never makes sense don't worry about it Shiiku x Kanojo is made by the same guys i think
Robert Thomas
Read the wiki. If you’re mid cycle on test and androgens your balls are pretty well switched off. Going off cycle cold will leave you with buzzfeed reporter test levels for months - you won’t have enough androgens to maintain your size. This is assuming you went to quit cold turkey
Jonathan Roberts
I feel this so hard.
Brody Watson
>chocolate milk has 30% more calories than regular milk Why did I never do this before!?
Also the protag in Euphoria didn't even love the girls, he was just a faggot doing it for his own lust.
Chase Kelly
didn't he love the brown haired one?
Brody Cox
Kanae? I don't know. Maybe, I could hardly keep up with the shitty dialogue.
My favourite was Rinne. The soft scene was the best, ironically.
Brayden Robinson
nvm i meant the one in the carnigan
Jason Jones
Faggots like him give roiders a bad name.
Mason Robinson
This tbqh. I don't think anyone likes this emotional low test bitch. Now that he's not having a mental breakdown he's just a boring whinny faggot
Christopher Sullivan
How do you guys tell your family about roids do you keep it secret or are you open about it?
Jacob Foster
Yup. I always thought that too until I realized crusader existed
Austin Brooks
If it came up I'd tell them but no one cares
Brody Watson
Yeah I think that's Kanea. I forget the brown hair one.
Because roiders never had a bad reputation before I came along. Hence why we're all so fucking open about our usage in public!
see
Owen Martin
See
Colton Phillips
its okay user i care
Nathaniel Garcia
Theyll be very ignorant, my dad cried. But you just need to inform them
Rape isnt bad though. If the stats are true, then they have a good chance of being raped before. And if the other stats are true then theyre into rape. Women like complaining and love attention, so then they can complain to their hearts content and get tons of attention. So like why not? Probably be more traumatic for me than the chick, and as a white male Im already a supposed rapist, why not live up to that?
Jayden Gomez
t-thanks no one's said that to me before
Austin White
I'm not going to leave. Just please start liking me more.
I think there's a difference between rape and rape fantasy...
Liam Collins
checked see the thing is i don't want them to cry and shit
Jace Mitchell
They got over it, theyve signed for raws You just need an honest discussion.
I dont think so
Ayden Johnson
>They've signed for raws You live with your parents?
>I don't think so Well, my ex wasn't into rape fantasies or rape. My other ex certainly was. It's more 50/50.
Owen Brooks
Not for a few years but Ive been brewin a while
See she was into both. Theyre one and the same, and the other ex was lyin
Zachary Turner
anything to do to prevent it
Cooper Powell
>Wanting to beat the fuck out of girls because you love them edition i would never beat my waifu.
Landon Gonzalez
Then you don't love her.
Dylan Wright
don't do dnp around thanksgiving
t.8k calorie day
Isaiah King
What if you're waifu asked you to beat her?
Logan Foster
>my dad cried. B E T A E T A
like father like son
Chase Nelson
n-nooo. don't s-say that.
this comment turned my world upside down.
Jayden Torres
Dude I'm the natty guy who bants you for roiding on /cgl/, I got banned for funposting, feels bad man.
Christian Collins
how old are you out of interest?
John Bennett
you deserve it fgt.
Ian James
The right is you, the left is me. Now join the roidboi club.
I'm 21.
Ian Sanchez
I liked girly stuff before but then I realized women wouldn't love be because of that and forced myself to become alpha. Don't tell /cgl/ though.
Luis Morales
Cheers for replying crusader, don't know why assumed you were 19/20.
Dylan Miller
Kek. I've been going to cgl for years but what a time to be alive the last few days. Dumb cunts. >tfw dating a gull for 2 years now
Brandon Perry
The funny thing is that I think I've started the ride by baiting because feel threads started to get fun just at the same time I started baiting there.
>dating a woman whose life depends on thousands of males giving her attention while wearing cute dresses
user I...
Blake Gonzalez
...
Jeremiah Walker
hey bimbo do you have any progression pictures >pic
Ryder Nelson
I'm the only one who fucks her in the dresses so it's fine. You're also completely wrong. She looks good for females in her lolita comm. Cosplay pales in comparison and even then they're just beta orbiters.
I have plenty of dumb sluts hit on me when I cosplay, so it's only fair. Observer's and attention means nothing
Samuel Bailey
yeah i think I'm gonna wait until directly after. i wanted to start my first cycle in january, so i'll be nice and lean by then. my GF also wants to run dnp too, so that'll be nice. we can have the window open without her complaining about being cold.
Blake Brooks
link to hentai ?
Landon Ramirez
If I do a low dosage of test+ tren for a while will I keep most of the gains If i stop?
Jaxon Reyes
Have any of you lovely people tried "PHD" Layne Norton's PH3 program?
Landon Powell
>namefag >tripcode autism /thread
Lucas Garcia
It's just some old ass meme I remembered from like a decade ago. I have no idea of the source.
Michael Edwards
>not knowing night shift nurses COME ON LADS
Ayden Thompson
Yeah see I knew someone would recognize it. It was hugely popular. Like desu tier.
Ryan Ross
bimbo, my GF wants to see your ass. she's betting it's non existent
prove her right
Sebastian Stewart
Its almost like people get upset when they think loved ones are killing themselves with drugs
Connor Long
I haven't seen it for at least 6-7 years but still remembered. Extremely popular. Not quite Bible Black tier but right up there.
Luke Brooks
I miss candle ja
Eli Ward
>cutting off before his name is even said Motherfucker double memeing me
Gavin Gray
there's literally gay porn of the dude getting assfucked
how lazy can you be
Michael Myers
i don't know his gay porn name. not really particularly into watching our trip faggots get assblasted
Joshua Diaz
That's Euphoria! isn't it...
Joseph Sullivan
S-sauce
Oliver White
No, fuck you. I dont like saying this unless someone really deserves it but fucking kill yourself you mentally ill twink >inb4 I already tried xDDD Try harder faggot
Owen Clark
Did you read the conversation? Yes.
>le kys meme
Jonathan Walker
Like I previously said, I dont like telling people that but you honestly really need to fucking kill yourself
Eli Bailey
>10 weeks into first test cycle >already able to significantly out bench Zyzz and Jeff Seid
How is it possible to run gear and dedicate yourself to the gym and still be so weak?
Cameron Hernandez
>post my shitty physique to Facebook >Christian homeschooled girl I knew in high school starts messaging me randomly >tells me I should come visit her sometime with smiling and winking emojis
What the hell I don't even look big.
Andrew Carter
She likes skinny boys. Also checked heavenly jerrbears.
Matthew Ortiz
fuck off cunt go make an honest woman of her.
Kayden Edwards
hey fraud, how do i stop responding to bait? help
hey, stop meanposting.
if you're stronger than them, you're probably better looking too?
Jace Fisher
>is 10 weeks into a cycle >still thinks muscle = strength lol
John King
What do your legs look like bimbo Checked drawfag
Jacob Martin
Fr*ckin chads
Nicholas Parker
Post what you put of Facebook
Daniel Gomez
Oh shit, anyone else see colourful chink animal man's custom ring? This guy is fucking balling
>tfw not roid kingpin
Isaiah Stewart
>if you're stronger than them, you're probably better looking?
Of course not, but I would assume I have comparable muscle mass (5'11" 200lbs ~12% bf) so I don't understand how they're still so weak.
I also spent the entire spring shooting heroin so I have that going against me too.