I don't want to look like a freak. I'm just hoping to go from skinny fat to pic related. I have a busy work schedule and I'm earning a higher level degree. I don't have the time to get the kind of body that I want
I've never bought anything from the deep web but know how to access it. Is that my best option? Dangers? What should I get and how much etc
Good try FBI
its weird how it seems like everyone on fitness forums is on tons of roids but no one says how to get them
how does that work
whats the secret handshake
Wow, I really dislike you as a person.
You sound like a materialistic bug man who only wants things but never works towards it.
>I can get what I want
is how every mans behavior and ambition should be.
You feckless loser.
Ask the receptionist. Usually they give the first dose for free
Take about 50ml of steroids a week for those results.
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unironically reddit. they are unironically one of the only clearweb sites that doesnt ban steroid source talk. now how to actually go about acquiring some, go fuck yourself you desperate lazy dyel
No source talk on this website law man
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Pedophiles and terrorists abound, does the FBI seriously divert resources to fighting steroids?
absolutely, you would be surprised
Reddit Steroidsourcetalk
Pedos and terrorists are in higher level politics and the FBI dont give a shit about them its mostly drugs they are cracking down on
>le sekret anonymous legions of 4 chan
No source talk
>reddit, FUCKING REDDIT
the best place on the internet to openly find sources and buy from them
Really jimmies my jangles
Look around
See super jacked dude with strange bulges and huge veins
"Hey dude, I notice you are an abuser of illegal narcotics plase gib, me no cop"
Lurk /fraud/ threads, eventually someone will post a picture of a bottle or vial and forget to blur the website address on it.
That's how I found my source
You're not going to get good effects out of steroids if you're not working out. You're dumb
lmao
probably a troll OP, but due to rebound effects of t youll lose your gains if you don't have the time to dedicate to working out...
Just like other drugs. You need to be "in the know" in a sort of natural way that Veeky Forums autist just aren't. is right. Just hope he doesn't punch your face.
>it's illegal to have sex with underage girls even if there is consent
>it's illegal to use drugs to improve your physical limitations
>it's illegal to have automatic guns to better protect your property
>it's illegal to call someone else nigger even if they deserve it
>it's legal to be gay, furry porn, killing unborn babies and hating religion
what the fuck is wrong with this world?
I hate to break it to you OP, but steroids aren't magic. Steroids are not a shortcut to getting fit without doing any work. You need to be regularly working out in order for them to have any effect, and if you're a beginner you're going to get little to nothing out of them.
pretty sure there are plenty of studies that show that on enough gear people make decent gains doing nothing.
Given the original intent that steroids were made for, I don't doubt this. But you're not going to acquire the condition recreational users use them for. I don't even want to see labs for someone pinning 1g a week of anything just to sit on their ass.
And to answer OPs question, look up the different steroid profiles and research some cycles. Turn your ad block off and read some forums. If you can't tell the real gear from the scams, you're probably bot ready to buy them.
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muscle mass doesnt equal an asthetic body. I can guarantee you if you roid and dont lift, you will never ever even in 5 years of roiding achieve zachs body. You have to lift in order for your muscles to adapt to a certain shape. Otherwise you will look thicker and nothing else.
>t. roider who has lots of roid friends who dont lift and look like beginner lifters.
I'm getting steroids next friday.
My first cycle. Test E - With anavar and all the recovery shit for about 500$
I dont talk to many people at the gym, Ive been posting on Veeky Forums for like 7 years. So you understand.
But I talk to a few, one of the guys i'm pretty comfortable with, we bullshit . I tell him I'm thinking about getting TRT I read a bunch about it.
He swears he thought I was already on gear.
Say nope never.
>He's like I am, I'm all this shit bla bla. Do you want to meet my guy.
>yea
>Meet him 2 days later, he has him come to the gym we do a bull shit workout and talk.
Next friday I leave humanity behind.
you getting severely jewed even for an irl purchase
The local sheriff station gives them away for free.
500$? Dude I'm about to pick up Chinese bath chemicals for 50$ and mark them up 1000% to retards
I ran it by 2 guys on reddit steroid fourm and they said it was about right.
120 for the test
120 for the anavar
one other thing was 120
The rest was like all the tool and all the recovery shit.
They told me it was fair.
I'm literally nervous as fuck. Ive done this fitness thing so long natural.
But, its ok I am just going to do one cycle then do nothing for 6 months. I just want experience it.
Trips of truth.
I dont know how to make that shit.
Eventually I'll learn from reddit. But I just want someone to walk me through the whole process.. like i'm a baby.
Ive never injected myself before.
You know, this shit is nerve racking..
Anyways I based it off this image
reddit is full of gay dyels who blast grams of shit to get the physique of my 12yr old sister. ignore any and all roid discussion there, just go in for source talk and lab checks and leave as fast as you can
This is what im getting.
(2) Test E 120
50/50mg Anavar 120
(20) 3ml syringes w/ needles 15
PCT
30/50mg Clomid 60
30/20mg nolvadex 60
(2) 5000iu HCG 120
(20) insulin syringes 10
10ml Bac water 10
I don’t think it’s illegal to call someone a nigger
Exactly /fit is for the strong ones only
Its also disgusting how he isnt even ashamed at all.
Have fun dying early OP and say good bye to any sexlife you might have had. You can get it online in generica shops f.e. Do it faggot
is there some place where people talk about steroid sources?
there is a whole sub reddit dedicated to it with give aways and the whole deal.
Why don't you faggots lurk /fraud/ threads?
>But, its ok I am just going to do one cycle then do nothing for 6 months. I just want experience it.
>its ok, ill only do a little bit of drugs, i wont get addicted
>I don't have the time to get the kind of body that I want
Steroids aren't some miracle drug you lazy fuck.
You still have to bust your ass to look like the pic you posted.
If you have to ask, you don't know enough and shouldn't take them
Stay natty train harder
.... that's still at LEAST 30-40% inflated from how much you can get this stuff for online, but if that's a price you're willing to pay to not stress rolling the dice, to each his own. Your cycle and PCT look solid. Definitely keep a tight monitor on your sides for future cycles. I can only speak for myself but I would run just test for the first month and then see if I like the way I react to the var. There's a lot of good shit out there and it will take a few cycles to figure out your go-to.
yeah that was an obvious joke ya yokel
what do you mean by this?
What should I look for?
I also take a pretty big supplement stack and just ordered milk thistle to add in..
What should I eat. I'm 6'0 195
Yeah mate its test e, not heroin.
I had a dream that I bought test e online. It was only $20 for 10ml. You paid 3x that lol