WHAT did you eat for breakfast today, Veeky Forums? And why is it the best breakfast?

WHAT did you eat for breakfast today, Veeky Forums? And why is it the best breakfast?

Porridge with honey and raspberries

Oh, well it isn't the best but oats are brilliant for quick morning breakfasts.

+ butter on the eggs
+ olive oil on the mozzarella
+ a handful of macadamia nuts

You mean oatmeal?
>Euros amiright

Four toasts with peanut butter on it and a few glasses of orange juice.

HNNNNNGGGG

Can I have your stuff after your heart attack

3 scrambled eggs with whole grain toast and jelly. It's not the best, but not terrible either.

100g oats
1 banana
cup of frozen berries
30g almonds
30g flax seeds
water from a water well near my house (calcium bomb)

Pretty much your anti cancer meal dude.

3 eggs
half of avocado
few pieces of chicken cold cuts
greek yogurt
cashews
orange
coffee

6 thin mints

2 cups special k cereal half cup whole milk

Who the fuck eats breakfast? I FAST fatty

3 eggs, sausage, oatmeal, an apple and a banana, Am I doing it right bros?

Make sure the eggs are hard boiled and the sausage is code for more oats and you’re A-OK

You seem to be mistaken. Heart attacks are caused by insulin resistance, which is caused by chronically elevated insulin.

>carbohydrates: 1.75 grams

Yeah keep telling you that buddy , see you in 15 years , stick to it please .

>Caused by insuin resistance
>Implying calcification of cholesterol deposits in the arteries doesn't exist

chocolate chip frozen waffles with syrup, and a hot chocolate with instant coffee mixed in.

I'm an american, but oatmeal is technically just the ground oats, not the finished food. But you sound like a goon saying porridge in everyday convo in the US