H-help me Veeky Forums

> 420

>Gym rat
>only pictures of her face

Yeah sorry mate,the is fat

Hi fellow florida bro

I can’t help you because I don’t find her attractive. My inner voice is silenced, my eyes have no beauty to inspire a response for this thot. Sorry lad.

>smokes the devil's lettuce
unmatch

disgusting

She's fat bruh

This
>Thanks, I grew it myself

>i can do other exercises in the squat rack too, aside from curls
if trips say this user

Here we go

I’m just going to hope it’s not true despite how right you probably are

Gotta watch out for "face only" girls. Not saying that she should have a pic bending over while wearing yoga pants, but I learned the hard way, that those girls are often..more than voloptous

>Thanks, I curl 20s, wbu?

Forgot pic

>dog filter
>420
>shitty hair
Must be some mixed nigger love

I mean based on her profile she looks like a nice person. Chubby is fine (high test), but there is a fine line.

Good for you to have curls breh. I have them myself. Women love it

>didnt make a bicep curl joke
disappointed

>My ass matches my sass
Aka
>My ass is huge cuz I'm a landwhale

Tell her you're digging her lack of upper lip and the massive space between it and her nose

this, she even claims to be a gym rat

There

The women I want almost never want them :(

Then just use enough pomade to go Hitler youth

What app is this Bros?

Bumble

lame.

>Look, enough with the cheesy curling jokes - how about we meet up for a brief coffee to discuss the meaning of life? or just get laid w/e

cringe

jesus christ

Should’ve said “you should see my curls south of the equator” or another pine joke

Never gonna make it with a woman.

LMAO

Honestly waste of effort.
Should have been more direct and asked how impressed she is.

>>/r/refinedgentlemen

I'm with this guy, I'd offer her some eggs

please be bait

this has to be bait

...

Fucks sake lmao

reroll for this

this is some next level supreme gentleman shit

Well, ya sort of fucked it up on this one OP. Here's how I would salvage this. you can say that your hammer curls are impressive and your into fitness... she'll probably say she is to then you ask her if she'd like to get hammered tonight

user I have the game of a maggot riddled corpse and I know what you said is fucking retarded

it would take like 3-4 lines in a message = loss of interess

"ayy bby gurl why don't you lay off the curly fries"

Chad detected

I’m alive bros!

you can most likely do much better than that fat uggo

stop acting like you're achieving anything, she's even more desperate than you are

you're in

>Know what else is cute? My cock.

ask for a full body pic so you know you're not wasting your time

This OP.
It might be she doesn’t even have a feminine penis.

Hypothesis. If you are more than two points more attractive than her, say everything in as cringey a way as possible. Post results
:( These pigs won't match me

>Not as cute as your toes I'm sure my dear.... Btw you should add me on Snapchat ;P

Your answer:
Nah you're cute

the devil’s trips confirm

>you know that they say, "curls for the gurls"

this

"not as cute as your tits heheheheheh"

this is too good to be true

I'm not that attractive user. I find it a miracle I'm not one of the virgins on here

Keep insisting her name should be “Christina Nichole”

Ask her if you went on a date with her if a regular-sized rowboat could support her without capsizing.

OP seems to be on the right track, good.

Unlike that retard last night.

>discuss the meaning of life
get out.

shout out to that shithead

Don’t use bumble.

>medical professional

So nurse, then? Man she's gonna be tired and bitching all the time. Nurses all are.

What did he do?

Good thing about nurses are (at least midwife) that they need to take STD test on a regular basis. So you know she clean and then you can go raw

I feel like it’s time for the kill. What do I say?

she looks fat, don't bother sage

> ;)

what are you? a teenage girl?

you've just shown your numale side

>It's time for the kill

Too bad you killed yourself with that line and smiley

For real though, just ask for her number then message her later asking to meet up for a drink. I don't get how you guys are all so bad at this
>tfw no autistic Veeky Forums bf

bro you ruined it, cut that emoji out

bitches

usually I'd call you two autists, but OP here is the sperg. smiley's are appropriate in moderation when the girl is sending loads. But she is not.

Man imo ;) is only appropriate if you are a chick or you are sending cheeky unsolicited snaps of your schlong.

"hehe you are cute ;)" reeks of 13yo girl desu

dude, smileys from anything other than a teenage girl or occasionally from a woman is fine.

use them if you like but it's pretty gay shit

I’m sorry anons, if I had game I wouldn’t be posting on here

>implying anyone here has any

that's okay, you can learn from your mistakes.

these

that's my point

if you're talking to a girl that's sending a bunch of emojis, not sending any back just comes across weird.
and if you send an emoji to a girl who doesn't use any, you come across immature imo.
winky emoji is gay af tho. winky kiss emoji is better

You're doing fine. Ask her how her weekend is going then ask if you want to meet up for coffee

>finally crushed some bumble puss last night

Feels good lads

>420

...

thread goat closer

Next time she sends a message say

>Let's meet

Don't put a question mark or a smiley. Don't type too much. You should get to know people in person not over texts. She might dig it

She's calling you a Jew