Post your 8 rep bench max and your ideal breast size

...

>250
>H

>275

> 231
> 30G
Already noticing a trend.

160 lbs
A cup

literally anything A-cup or higher. Boob size means basically nothing to me now that I know most women won't give you a titfuck anyway.

170ish
No limit really. Bigger are usually better, if the girl is otherwise shapely.

>most women won't give you a titfuck anyway
wait, why wouldn't they? it's literally the safest way of intercourse and doesn't take a lot of effort.
t. kissless virgin

But they will let you suck them while they jack you off.

>190
>bigger than my head

desu there is no such thing as too big when it comes to milkers

I've had one and it's underwhelming, breasts are still great huge for other reasons - like grabbing and watching squish and move as you pump the girl. Alongside how fucking aesthetic they just are.

most girls I know find most porn stuff (titfucks, dirty talk, spanking, aggressive blowjobs, cumming anywhere but in a condom) degrading. They usually don't open up to weirder shit until further in a relationship.

Eh, that's news to me.

72.5 kg
lemme just say that the delusion of me getting a titcow gf is the only reason I put effort into living

>135ish
>A/B

ive had big and small and frankly i just dont know what youre meant to do with more than a handful m80s

based

Had the opposite experience. Flings and one-night stands always seem to know exactly what I want without being told, and they do it with enthusiasm. Contrast relationships, where any attempt to go slightly beyond vanilla means we have to "discuss expectations in our relationship."

255lb
30DD

>130kg / 290(?)lb
>D+
>tfw she can give you a titjob while sitting on your face

you need to meet some different women dude.

>315 skwat
>69 z

> tfw she can give you a titjob while sitting on your face
How tall is your girl (or how much of a manlet are you)...

i'm 6'1 she's 5'1. she has to kind of lie down on me but the experience is the same.

125
H

So she sits on your face - her groin has to be level with your head then. Her torso therefore has to reach from your mouth, past your neck and then down to your penis.

69 works because their head just has to reach your penis, your girl must be a centipede.

>probably 275 lbs or higher
>disproportionately large/ too big to hide
Pic for reference.

m8, don't think too much about what it looks like when i have sex. it works, trust me.

72kg

95kg [210lbs] 8RM
B to C cup

142
B or C

255lbs
Pic related

I don't trust you, you are either a major manlet or she has grossly saggy breasts which she can lasso around your dick from a distance.

How likely is it to meet and marry a titcow?

175ish, I don't really max out on bench because I don't have a spotter.
C

Depends if you are happy to be there for her and step up when she's done discovering herself and her body with many men and having her lived experience. If you can be a man and understand the past is the past and a child is a gift then you can marry at titcow at 30.

Screw that noise.
Have you seen some of the tits this new generation is carrying?
I wish I was born 5 years later.

actually neither is the case, family. she puts her tits a little above my crotch, i kinda raise my head. boom, i can reach everything while getting a really soft dick massage. it's nice user, try it. if my tiny gf can reach then so can yours.

Why would you have a soft dick?

The massage is soft not his cock.

user.... no

170 lbs, A to B

Because he's a manlet intimidated by his centipede girlfriend whipping her saggy, long breasts at his dick.

>his centipede girlfriend whipping her saggy, long breasts at his dick.
Fuck you for making me picture that in my head.

getting a titjob has never sounded to junji ito

so*

Ehhhh, in my experience, a good woman will at least try, but it's not all its cracked up to be. See is more satisfying overall

Any context to be had here? Like is that a man's ass, or the dude's sister, or what.

>240
>c

Just wait until she whips out the g r e a s e to lube that shit up.

180
men

Bruh she looks waaaay to much like Bshap for me to get past it. The sharp features and the eye area look too much like her brother

All I see is a perfect pair of tits

>cutfags

>200
>C-DD

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115kg

175

...

48 kg
B

125. A cup.

What is obesity.

275lbs
C cup

>> Not tit fucking a big titted Ben Shapiro lookalike as she tells you taxation is theft.

>> why even live

She's bulking.

My bad.

I meant morbid obesity.

Like 170ish
Double D's

Too bad all the rest I have are NSFW. :(

nofap 10+ days and she is the one among sea of sluts on this site, that got me hard and wanting to relapse.

Wow. Grrr

"""too bad"""

225. Cowtits on a tiny girl is delicious

>115
>32ZZZ

Considering I'm a dude, I would prefer smaller than an A cup.

225x8

About pic related or a bit bigger is fine

155 C

...

>tfw no titcow gf to bury myself into when Im feeling blue

why even FUCKING live

265x8, 190 bw

Bigger the better up to the point where the shape is terrible or nipples look stretched out. I'd rather have a sweet, trustworthy girl with no tits than a titcow roastie though.

what context do you need the guy literally says its him, hes fucking with his friend

>you mean ME user!?

. Take the path of the sacred warrior and don't run from it.

My dick can only get so hard user. Please.

175
B

245
C

>8 reps
I dont like cardio

lmfao is that real??

>haha its me
> I know

Did you mean female?

>225
>ZZZ

Life experience has taught me that things that look good in porn don't always feel good IRL. Titfuck is massively overrated.

Are you dating Mormons? I'd say 80%+ of girls like having their hair pulled. Probably 50% enjoy being choked.

Also 275lbs on a good day. DD.

Not him but in my experience that really isnt true, girls dont like really being treated rough in the bedroom. At first its disappointing but then i realized to do so they probably have to have mental issues.

Can tell youve slept with heaps of different chicks. With all that experience and wisdom you have

An oddly bitter response.

75kg
>Have you seen some of the tits this new generation is carrying?
ikr?
>Cowtits on a tiny girl is delicious
So hard to find one not already taken :(
Feels good knowing there are other Tiddycow Farmers here on Veeky Forums.

Oh, and I've had an 18F, a 32H, and a couple of E cups. Want to try G cup milkers next, then a J. After that the belly to boob ratio becomes too much to deal with.
A little chub is fine, comes with the territory, but elephants need to be let in the wild.

Sorry mate was just implying you have absolutely no idea, unless the chicks you've been with have been just plain old vanilla

230

Wife is a 10E I think, and I like em

> 95kg for 8 reps

> Probably about a 32G

srs though

how do you get a titcow gf?

holy shit who are these woman i want me such a waifu too. its a trend that fit knows which woman are the best right? bigger is always bigger

I'll help you out by reminding you of your initial catastrophe of a post:

> I'd say 80%+ of girls like having their hair pulled. Probably 50% enjoy being choked.

Aside from it clearly being written by a virgin, you also actually made up statistics to describe your extensive fantasies for girls. Holy kek.

Stop watching porn m8.

The thread does seem to suggest those with bigger lifts like bigger breasts.

>forgot the weight 70kg for 8 reps

biggest i got was h and it was heaven

That aint me mate, i just seen your reply i didnt even bother read what you where replying too.

But i tend to agree with the 80% but its more likely higher, if your doing it right and not like an autisit

And the 50% i disagree with not that many like being choked but a few freaks love it