Tfw no qt cosplay gf to lift with

pretty sure it's not the cosplay Veeky Forums is into, it's the fact that we're attracted to women who knows they've got a hot bod to show and cosplay is one of the means to show off without being labeled a slut.

>All l want is a qt waif with similar taste to have babbys with
>have to choose between fatties or disease ridden slags

You've stumbled upon the wrong place.

Female cosplayers are attention whores of the highest order.

>without being labeled a slut.
Oh, you sweet summer child.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5927516a72949

Enjoy anons.

> cosplays the worst upcoming anime

into the trash

Why would I want anything but a slut in a stripper outfit?
It's not like I can rely on a girl to keep track of my diet during bulk/cut, so eyecandy is pretty much all she's good for.

Why would you curse me with that video in nofap November user? You have broken me

Literally yesterday we had a thread where your board asked us for advice and complimented us

i think the biggest thing is jus that you are on fit right now? If we are so horrible then what are you even doing here, just go away

>always wanted a cute little nerdy anime-watching, game-playing gf
>never knew how to wrangle such a rare unicorn
>life goes on
>marry the first slut I got pregnant and married ever since
>get Veeky Forums
>realize now the best way would be to go to a con showing off my gains
>married with kids
i dun goof'd unless i wanna cheat on my wife and ruin my kid's life

fuck off the manga's good

t. /r9k/ larper

I see you're a fellow patrician

You cgl sluts are nothing but fetish fuel for us, we would fuck you, preferably in costume, but don't get clingy and shit after we are done with you

>tfw the cosplay fiancee to a gym goer
He got me going to the gym, I'm trying to get him to cosplay

w-where did you two meet

>the disgusting smelly whores on /cgl/
>good and/or sweet

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y-yeah thats stupid haha
But where did you meet him so that I can never go there and avoid being weird around girls like you haha

Classic >this, the Currentest of Years™
>still thinking anyone on your containment board deserves a place in society

At a magic the gathering tournament twelve years ago, we're childhood friends
This is he

>tfw the only cosplay girls I know are full-blown autistic and/or hideous
Why even continue living?

>tfw talked to qt who cosplays and all that
>tfw didn't pursue because she's fucking crazy and has horrible mommy issues

Dodged a bullet Anons and as shows, I bet most cosplayers are really fucked in the head

Dont worry. Keep perusing the advise found on this board an you'll eventually stop feeling threatened by us.

*slaps your oneitis' ass*

>tfw went to a con this weekend drunk and dressed like a douche making annoying conversation to people

Fuck anime conventions are fun

It really sounds like you two are both looking for slightly different things in your relationship, but neither of you has any idea of how to properly communicate that to the other.

I wish you all the best, femanon. But if you start feeling down you might want to have a serious talk about each other's needs and wants pretty soon.

yup me too

> just sluts in stripper outfits
>literally the only cosplayers that I ever see pop up are just hot women who happen to be wearing a costume

[spoiler]We're getting married in a few weeks[/spoiler]

I'm studying biomechanical engineering and sort of watching my entire life become less important than my career every day. I broke up with my unsupporting girlfriend so I could focus on my studies and it's super weird how I've become something I at one point swore I wouldn't be, and kind of look down at my past self for not wanting to be where I am now.

I know it has nothing to do with the thread but I needed to vent for a while.

That's great and all, but something about your two pics is just really heartbreaking.
Like I said, I wish you the best, but if you haven't already, you definitely want to have a calm, rational discussion about what you two want out of life as a whole, and out of your marriage.

Just bombed a midterm for the first time in my life (Differential Equations) and nearly fell apart, so I feel you man. Luckily for me, my fiancée has been supportive this whole time and helped talk me down from my hysteria after leaving that exam.
But it really sucks knowing that you're banking almost your entire sense of self-worth on a high-profile degree that still doesn't quite guarantee a fulfilling life once the dust settles.

>childhood friends getting married
are you two an anime ova

Most likely a result of having parents that were friends, and/or growing up in a really shitty small town.

>tfw just want to crossplay and pick up other crossplaying studs

We've known each other most our lives, we're best friends on top of everything else, our sex life is phenomenal(I try my best and he no slouch) and we're on the same page as to what we want out of our future.

You're starting to scare me.

lol as much as I like to view life through an anime filter, no
Just a dorky little girl that got very lucky after waiting a long long time

crossplaying lets you show off max gains

So how long do you all think before she cheats and divorces her childhood friend? I'll say 3 years after marriage.

i do it

nigga why do you want to see something beautiful destroyed

t. /r9k/

fuck off /cgl/ fags

Share your stories with the flock here, good sir!

Is there a ""hobby"" that displays what fucking manchildren who are addicted to escapism and consumerism our generation is than cosplaying?

Loyal girls don't attention whore about their romantic and sex lives on places like Veeky Forums and, god forbid, /r9k/. She really does sound like the kind of girl that gets off to the sound of a million /r9k/ virgins desperately white knighting her. Only loyal girls I've seen come from orthodox religions, marry young, and have a very strong social and familial fabric behind them.

>our sex life is phenomenal
O.K., disregard my bullshit then; you two should be fine.
Speaking from experience, sex is the biggest sign of something going wrong. I guess I was just projecting some of my own relationship trouble. My bad, Femanon.

>>>reddit.com/r/incel
get back to your containment board, faggot.

tabletop games like warhammer

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same here
also
>daddy issues
>every mental illness under the sun

BREHS

HOLD ME

This is almost exactly me. How do I find a good gf? I'm waiting until the end of the semester to break up with my current shitty one. I'm so sick of getting into relationships with shitty feminist type women who somehow have less independent competence than more submissive conservative type women.

I just enjoy the painting and assembling, it's cathartic.

Finna SMASH

All cosplay girls are whores. Trust me. Been there. It's cringe. A good fuck and that's about it.

>shitty feminist type women who somehow have less independent competence than more submissive conservative type women.

funny how that works out, feminists are all talk but no character or backbone, submissive conservative women are the opposite

Cosplay for me is a turn off, especially the girls that do it as a hobby. If a hot chick decides to dress for a con or two its fine but most of these cosplay girls are just fucking whores.

is lowtiergod unironically retarded or is it all just an act?

L O W

T E S T

F R A U D

youtu.be/iB1uQmvmh_k

calorie THIEVING

youtube.com/watch?v=ipg4EL_JUyE
>t. nigger

I remember you from a /cgl/ thread.
Amazing how the responses are completely different here.

I always figured seagulls and fitizens were natural friends. Both groups goals are to look good and raise self-esteem. And nobody likes a fat cosplayer.

Alright that's a lie. If the character is fat and the person plays it off right then it is a better cosplay then a thinner person doing it. This goes vice versa tho which is seen more.

Anyone got the fat chick who was Roadhog from Overwatch? Props.

>MtG
I should had known all I needed to do was lift and play MtG. Huh. Sweet thanks

his gf is pretty thicc though

different how?

gib plz

Dudes asking for tfw no qt gf while rabid girls have claws and fangs out

thicc cosplayers are my weakness

that's just fat

I stole ur template and turned it into my own.
met my brown bf outside a YMCA he was eating barbecue ribs like an animal in the parking lot. Wants to be a surgeon too.
Got me into lifting. Lost 30lbs. Nice kid. Plays Violin with me.

Nice fat bro