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Christian Edwards
Parker Edwards
>prince of Wales here
>married my hot cougar wife illegally because I'm not supposed to marry a Catholic
>had to get a legal marriage to please the people
>pick this portrait pic related on the left
>couldn't wait to see this virgin qt 3.14
>fat, greasy face, short, smelt fucking disgusting, and no table manners
>I maybe a big guy but at least I clean myself and not rude
>on the right you see how she pretty much looks like
>got wasted at the wedding
>so drunk I couldn't even have sex with her on the wedding night
>passed out by the fireplace instead than be near that beast
>next morning had to plow her
>she was pretty loose and made it hard to cum
>great I married a whore on top of all of this
>can't divorce due to my shitty duty as prince
>all she does is wear makeup, eat raw onions, and drinks brandy all day
>invites friends and several men to her bedroom to "party"
>leaves the country for a bit to escape from gossip about her
>she finds some italian beta cubby chaser to eat her ham
>my dad dies, time to be king
>hamprincess comes back just so she can be queen
>offered her a yearly allowance to never come back
>"I WANNA BE QUEEEN" said the greasy beasy
>I can smell the onion breath just reading from her letters
>slammed the fucking door at her face and held a private and beautiful coronation
>it finally dies from intestinal blockage
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Christian Green
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Kevin Williams
Go back to facebook, commie bitch. Did you not get the hint when you last thread was deleted?
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